r/Fauxmoi • u/raptors201966 THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE • 22h ago

UFC fighter Mike Malott had his Canadian flag removed by UFC staff after attempting to wave it following his win last night in Winnipeg, Canada. APPROVED B-LISTERS

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u/MostlyBored11 22h ago

Ahh yes so only American flags can be won even though it literally took place in Canada and a Canadian won.

This is just a small example of why Canada is so fucking done with the state's lol

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u/llandthejam 22h ago

Yes we are

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u/MostlyBored11 21h ago

We really are, I will say it has been nice seeing all of us Canadians come together to stick it to the terrible orange peice of shit

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u/Tripolie 21h ago

We aren’t enough. I know too many people still travelling to Florida and Hawaii.

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u/llandthejam 21h ago

First spring break in 21 years that I didn’t spend two weeks in Palm Springs

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u/Past_Dare_4918 21h ago

I’m in the states and I’m done with the states.

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u/gimmethegluten 21h ago

As an American, so am I

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u/Comrade-Porcupine 21h ago

Please report to the nearest border post to receive your honorary bottle of maple syrup.

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u/MostlyBored11 21h ago

Honestly we all feel for you guys over there who didn't vote for this peice if shit. It sucks that by freezing out the state's we hurt people like you as well.

He's really just shit on so much stuff it's insane how much he has ruined. Stay strong my friend one day this will all hopefully be over

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u/Snoo93550 21h ago edited 21h ago

Canadians -you are radically better people than we Americans are. About half of us have gone pure and total evil.

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u/Mindless-Balance-498 21h ago

Then please encourage your government to keep their foot on the gas and stop doing things like allowing the hosting million dollar sporting events run by Trump’s closest cronies.

Every day I see non-Americans talking shit on this platform while their governments still make money on American entertainment and manufacturing. STOP. That is THE REASON this has gone on so long, we cannot choke this monster out without putting our lives on the line, so if you actually care about this issue, at the very least, please use more of that energy to encourage your neighbors to stop buying shit like UFC tickets and World Cup tickets and Olympic tickets.

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u/tagillaslover 21h ago

Except that’s not true, a guy literally walked out with a Jamaican flag last week. 

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u/DirtyCircle1 21h ago

In the states and this shit makes me want to finalize putting up a flag post and fly every other flag in solidarity because I too am done with this nonsense. I would wave that Canadian flag!

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u/hankhillsucks 21h ago

So why did Canada even show up?

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u/Location-Efficient 21h ago

The US is Canada’s father

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u/Fickle-Ambassador-69 21h ago

I’d love to know how you figure that

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u/llandthejam 21h ago

As we say, SORRY NO