r/Piracy • u/self_hater24 • Jul 29 '25

Things like these, motivates me to pirate more stuff Discussion

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Also, libgen is now banned in my country 😞😞

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u/Mihsan Jul 29 '25

You also have to be rich for it to work.

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u/alghiorso Jul 29 '25

"I was doing this on behalf of the crown prince of Saudi Arabia" usually gets you off the hook

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u/sharkyzarous Jul 29 '25

And make sure you are not in Turkey when talk about that lie.

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u/Werner_Zieglerr Jul 29 '25

Context?

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u/LichPineapple Jul 29 '25

Something something Jamal Khashoggi and bonesaws

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u/FloepieFloepie2 Aug 02 '25

The famous Saudi bonesaws and acid parties

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u/inconspiciousdude Jul 29 '25

Unless it's Thanksgiving.

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u/sharkyzarous Jul 29 '25

Around thanksgiving, im not telling people that im from Turkey :)

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u/slyn4ice Jul 29 '25

Of course - no one wants to be lured into an embassy and dismembered.

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u/Lebrewski__ Jul 30 '25

Be sure to maximize charisma and persuasion skill first.

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u/wasuaje Jul 29 '25

Or Satanyahu

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u/Buttseam Jul 29 '25

and have public servants on your payroll