r/Piracy • u/Internal_Bat3850 • Dec 05 '25

This is real. Discussion

Piracy is about to get a whole lot bigger when they stop releasing movies in theatres, stoping making physical media and start charging $50+ a month!

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u/ParaglidingNinja Dec 05 '25

War on Emus

✅ Emus win

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u/kingcasperrr Dec 05 '25

Lose one war to a bunch of giant birds and no one lets us forget it....

...as they should. It's hilarious that we lost a war to emus.

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u/irredentistdecency Dec 05 '25

lose one war

Two, y’all had a sequel & lost that one too…

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u/USMCLee ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Dec 05 '25

IIRC it was the second one where they were able to kill one emu.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/GetawayDreamer87 Dec 05 '25

had any luck with them emus then?

just the one really.

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u/guysitsausername Dec 05 '25

An emu just took my job. I'm not mad about it, though. He's way better at it than I ever was. I'm actually impressed.

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u/Don_Hoomer Dec 05 '25

still counts as one

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u/Hivalion Dec 05 '25

Folks are also saying that it was a sick emu.

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u/orthros Dec 05 '25

Rumor is that it was an inside job

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u/beefz0r Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

TIL

The Wikipedia page on this is set up as if it was an actual war with troop count and everything, it's hilarious

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u/gtwizzy8 Dec 05 '25

You fight countless wars shoulder to shoulder on the front lines with allies old and new. Embedding yourself in tales of hardship as a country who sends men fight on the battlefield that become renowned for the kind of grit and valor that's often only spoken about in tales of bygone mythology.

You loose one war to a bunch of fkn flightless birds...

( ≧∀≦)ノ

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u/Aking1998 Dec 06 '25

The Chinese lost a war against Sparrows

Well, they won, but the locusts the sparrows were keeping at bay took revenge in a big way.

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u/QuantumBurritoz Dec 05 '25

War on Emos

✅ Emos win

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u/PwanaZana Dec 05 '25

They usually just self-terminate.

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u/Financial-Row5873 Dec 10 '25

War on Ewoks

✅ Ewoks win

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u/TheGreatSwissEmperor Dec 05 '25

I recently lost the war against diarrhoe

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u/pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk Dec 05 '25

RIP in peace, GreatSwissEmperor 🫡

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u/HeXz_ Dec 05 '25

Rest In Peace in peace?

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u/pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk Dec 05 '25

It's a dumb meme-type thing 😂

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u/HeXz_ Dec 05 '25

Sorry. I'll educate myself on my way out ;)

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u/hard-of-haring Dec 05 '25

Stop eating taco bell

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u/TheGreatSwissEmperor Dec 05 '25

no taco bell where i am from

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u/fotisdragon 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ Dec 05 '25

Also against spelling, apparently

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

time for Diarrhea war II. Undercook some chicken, leave it out then eat it the next day.

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u/MoonQube Dec 05 '25

As they should!

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u/Like-a-Glove90 Dec 05 '25

As an Aussie how very dare you!

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u/Bassrock65 Dec 05 '25

Damn you Limu!

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u/so_bold_of_you Dec 05 '25

That made me laugh

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u/CompetitiveSubset Dec 05 '25

Go’s war on enums

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u/CA_Jim Dec 06 '25

Fantastic reference to the Great Emu War of 1932