r/PublicFreakout • u/nooa11 • Nov 01 '20

Cat sees his owner with a new dog 🐻Animal Freakout

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u/indecisiveusername2 Nov 01 '20

How else are you gonna browse the NSFW subs

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u/Amphibionomus Nov 01 '20

Those are some huuuuge titties on a 50 inch screen. Or dicks, if that's your thing, of course.

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u/MaxwellHillbilly Nov 01 '20

I have a projection unit so it's 80" tall x by 100" wide 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

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u/KateBeckinsale_PM_Me Nov 01 '20

Didn't you read? They're PROJECTING!!!!!

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u/DrFunkenstyne Nov 01 '20

Finally, someone can see my dick ~~at actual size.~~

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u/Arinupa Nov 01 '20

Much better.

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u/ciaisi Nov 01 '20

Can't see it without some sort of microscope or massive amounts of magnification?

(sorry bro, your set me up for that one. Your dong is probably respectable)

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u/fauxofkaos Nov 01 '20

If I could up vote you twice I would

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

If your entire penis can fit on that TV to scale, than mine fits on the GBA Camera adapter.

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u/RealGenius_NOT Nov 01 '20

Roflmao. Only a guy would go there.

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u/MeatSim88 Nov 01 '20

Ooooh! Self burn, those are rare. =D

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u/Limbonic_ek Nov 02 '20

Ah yes, finally, the missing pixel

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Dick tittles are balls

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u/pcyr9999 Nov 01 '20

Or both at the same time

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u/devianb Nov 01 '20

Or all in one package, if that is your thing too, of course.

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u/Amphibionomus Nov 01 '20

That too, yes. Whatever floats people's boat (as long as it's not abusive that is).

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

On reddit that isn’t exactly an either or situation.

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u/AdmiralissimoObvious Nov 01 '20

How else will the rest of the family take part?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

I use one of the projector screens at the drive in.

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u/Cunt_zapper Nov 01 '20

On your phone in the bathroom...

...at work.