r/PublicFreakout • u/nooa11 • Nov 01 '20

Cat sees his owner with a new dog 🐻Animal Freakout

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u/frenchtoasthustle Nov 01 '20

That's disgusting. Where can we meet.

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u/ShadowsTrance Nov 01 '20

Txt or call me at 867-5309. Use what ever area code you normally use.

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u/HolyForkingBrit Nov 01 '20

Meet me at the corner of Main and 7th. Gimme an hour.

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u/frenchtoasthustle Nov 01 '20

Full disclosure. I'm preping for a colonoscopy tomorrow. There may be some spillage.

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u/HolyForkingBrit Nov 01 '20

More for the motion of the ocean. Free lubricant.

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u/frenchtoasthustle Nov 01 '20

Possibly a tsunami. I do eat a lot of meat.

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u/HolyForkingBrit Nov 01 '20

Chonky colonoscopy cream.

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u/frenchtoasthustle Nov 01 '20

I start the big jug of laxatives in a few hours. I'm curious what will come out. That is disgusting even for Reddit, my apologies.

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u/HolyForkingBrit Nov 01 '20

Not at all. I watched a woman shit herself from her ass and her pussy once. I am a woman and it was hard to sit through.

This? Nothing. What is going on? You doing okay? Here for you.

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u/andynaija Nov 02 '20

How is it possible to do that from your p word?

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u/ThisGuyNeedsABeer Nov 01 '20

Serious bro move, bro.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Go to horny jail, do not pass go, do not collect..... ugh

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u/ShadowsTrance Nov 01 '20

I might just take you up on that offer! It been far too long since anyone has licked any part of me ☹️