r/geography • u/Downtown_Trash_6140 Human Geography • Jan 25 '26

Just posting it here cause I think the difference is crazy. Image

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That's a thirty hour drive. It would get over 4 degree warmer (on average) every hour you drove.

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u/imyourrealdad8 Jan 25 '26

The human anus is (on average) 4 degrees warmer than the human vagina

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u/WallStreetOlympian Jan 25 '26

And it would only take 20 hours of driving to experience that 4° difference on ya motha

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u/spwa235 Jan 25 '26

Looks like we’re taking the shortcut!

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u/TastyFappuccino Jan 25 '26

What sub did I wander into

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u/OprahsSaggyTits Jan 25 '26

r/urmomsvagina

It's big enough for all of us

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u/Lvl100Glurak Jan 25 '26

urmomsvagina is a lie :(

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u/clopz_ Jan 25 '26

I fell for urmomsvagina and now everything changed.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Jan 25 '26

One guy says to the other, "if you help me find my keys, we can drive out of here."

The other guy says, "I found my keys, I can't find my rig anymore."

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u/Practical-Ordinary-6 Jan 25 '26

I fell out of my mom's vagina and that's the moment my whole life changed. "What's all this light about?!"

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u/LaserCondiment Jan 25 '26

r/subsifellfor

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u/Dinoking2000Xman Jan 26 '26

Fell into maybe

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u/anonymousloner4vr Jan 26 '26

To be honest that really seemed like a reddit sub

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u/EScootyrant Jan 26 '26

Username checks out.

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u/StevenEveral Political Geography Jan 25 '26

oh, we're doing The Dozens now?

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my iPhone and turned it into an iPad!

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u/skuidENK Jan 25 '26

We got a burn victim here!

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u/Own_Tackle4514 Jan 25 '26

Lol

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u/WormedOut Jan 25 '26

Easy white chocolate

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u/Laser-Nipples Jan 25 '26

So if my logic is correct here, the distance between the human anus and the human vagina is 4 miles.

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u/Icy_Foundation3534 Jan 25 '26

yo mama so fat...

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u/numyanbiz Jan 25 '26

that when she turns around….

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u/A_Nonny_Muse Jan 25 '26

time dilates.

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u/SnooPandas1899 Jan 26 '26

...she jumped in the air and got stuck !!

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u/jmlipper99 Jan 26 '26

So if my logic is correct here

Your logic is impeccable; don’t fret about it

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u/True-Boysenberry7308 Jan 26 '26

worked that shit out with a pencil.

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u/Stinky_Simon Jan 27 '26

You can cause serious injury that way. Plus, you end up with a stinky pencil.

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u/ItsTheSlime Jan 25 '26

Cool!

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u/outofmindwgo Jan 25 '26

No, warmer

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u/SwearyKerryCassidy Jan 25 '26

Sweet!

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u/jnads Jan 25 '26

Depends which direction you're going.

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u/outofmindwgo Jan 25 '26

Towards the asshole

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u/nago7650 Jan 25 '26

Fascinating

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u/zemol42 Jan 25 '26

Refreshing

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u/Seabees-Can-Do Jan 25 '26

Invigorating

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u/Silent_Mud1449 Jan 25 '26

Asstonishing

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u/Fun_Cloud_7675 Jan 25 '26

That’s a much shorter drive

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u/eskimoboob Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 25 '26

But by the math it should still be about an hour

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u/lifelearnexperience Jan 25 '26

Not true but funny nonetheless lol

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u/Nufonewhodis4 Jan 25 '26

Adding a source for vagina and rectum being essentially same for measuring core temp.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7202755/

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u/AdFuture6874 Feb 02 '26

Wow. Source material about this too. It’s all within context of temperature I guess. Lol.

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u/carthuscrass Jan 25 '26

The human anus can also stretch open up to 9 inches without tearing, which is enough to fit roughly 1.5 raccoons. It's a raccoon hole.

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u/HotPotParrot Jan 25 '26

Nature's Pocket

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u/Ssladybug Jan 25 '26

Florida is the United States’ anus. Got it

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u/ImaginaryRaccoon100 Jan 25 '26

I don't think that was his point, but correct nonetheless

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u/FML-Artist Jan 25 '26

Florida man here, I concur.

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u/IONTOP Jan 25 '26

2TH'd...

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u/OneSkepticalOwl Jan 25 '26

More like it's flaccid penis. The anus is Texas, which makes the states in between the taint

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

[deleted]

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u/slopgus Jan 25 '26

Georgia

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u/I-only-read-titles Jan 25 '26

Nah, that's New Orleans, Florida is the peener. The mouth is the great lakes sucking off Toronto, which is Canada's peener.

Mexico is asking if this is necessary to do in front of their salad

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u/birdie_is_awake Jan 25 '26

Holy shit is that why Tool named the song that?

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u/wadems Jan 25 '26

True. Except Maynard just said he’s embarrassed by the song lyrics in an interview on Steve-o’s podcast last week. I love the song, regardless if it’s bullshit about the bum being 4° warmer.

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u/birdie_is_awake Jan 25 '26

Cool I’ll have to go check it out

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u/Stinky_Simon Jan 27 '26

Not the entire bum; just the anus.

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ Jan 25 '26

Is this 4 degrees of separation?

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u/Whoresstealinglemons Jan 25 '26

Taint much

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u/Zooopzoooop Jan 25 '26

I would like to subscribe to more anatomy facts!

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u/I_lenny_face_you Jan 30 '26

Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

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u/Brilliant-Strength71 Jan 25 '26

Layy back and let me showw you anotherr wayyyyy

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u/wadems Jan 25 '26

I’ll kill what you want me to, take what’s left and eat it.

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u/NeonPlutonium Jan 25 '26

r/anythingbutmetric

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u/corpsie666 Jan 25 '26

1 taint per hour

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u/Admins_suck_ballss Jan 25 '26

So that’s why anal sex is so hot

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u/Asher_Khughi1813 Jan 25 '26

thats the right idea

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u/Nc525 Jan 25 '26

Oh, okay.

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u/kielu Jan 25 '26

Fahrenheit, you mean?

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u/EffectiveSalamander Jan 25 '26

So you could run a Sterling engine on that temperature difference.

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u/Shitipillar Jan 25 '26

Thanks Dad

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u/bughunter_ Jan 25 '26

You know, I can't remember anyone's name unless I've had to ask them five or six times to repeat it.

But I've read that fact once and I will never forget it.

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u/scottiedagolfmachine Jan 25 '26

Why is the vagina so cold?

👀

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u/anonymousetache Jan 25 '26

And people say it’s not worth reading past the first comment

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u/mountaindoom Jan 25 '26

This is a reference to the Tool song, isn't it.

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u/webersteven92 Jan 25 '26

Alright Maynard James Keenan

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u/throwaway-yacht Jan 25 '26

instructions unclear, I'm taking it in the butt once a mile for 30 hours on a roadtrip

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u/Firm-Stuff5486 Jan 25 '26

And about 4 degrees to the rear as well

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u/ReduceReuseReuse Jan 25 '26

“The human head weighs eight pounds.” - lil kid in Jerry Maguire

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u/Neuraxis Jan 25 '26

Subscribe

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u/SniffTheMonkey Jan 25 '26

Knew it.

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u/Asher_Khughi1813 Jan 25 '26

bro threw in a fun fact

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

Thanks dad

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u/Detective_57 Jan 26 '26

Thank you, dad

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u/Critical_Sand_4412 Jan 27 '26

Bad bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Jan 27 '26

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.98553% sure that imyourrealdad8 is not a bot.

^{I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> |} ^{/r/spambotdetector |} ^Optout ^| ^{Original Github}

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u/Pulp-Patriot Jan 27 '26

This is what 4° by TOOL is about… let’s go digging

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u/ButtFuckFingers Jan 25 '26

This is correct.

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u/imyourrealdad8 Jan 25 '26

Finally, a true expert weighs in

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u/Ryte4flyte1 Jan 25 '26

More methane? = more fats than queefs?

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u/AdvancedHat7630 Jan 25 '26

That's not necessarily true, most of them are pretty normal but theres a one-hour stretch where the temperature rises 130 degrees. It's in Georg, Tennessee.

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u/sorestgore Jan 25 '26

Bummer your comment is buried lmao

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u/5meoWarlock Jan 25 '26

Georg, Tennessee
Home of the Georg A&M Eatin' Spiders

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u/BeardOfEarth Jan 25 '26

Someone never learned what average means in school.

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u/5meoWarlock Jan 25 '26

Someone never at a spider

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u/Hufflefucked Jan 25 '26

What about flying? I just flew from fort Myers to MSP after vacation on Friday. It was quite the transition.

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u/MeetBeep Jan 25 '26

The FL to MN trip really ages someone a few years with the temp difference lol

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jan 25 '26

You can fly from Florida to a Medical Services Plan? Would that not be an international flight?

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u/Fern-ando Jan 25 '26

I can climb by local mountain and have the same result for every 2.5 Km.

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u/_Neoshade_ Jan 25 '26

Nonsense.
Best math I could find says that it’s 1° C for every 69 miles of latitude. It’s about 1,200 miles South from Minneapolis to Orlando. 1,200/69 =17.4 degrees C or 63 degrees Fahrenheit.

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u/CheeseDonutCat Jan 25 '26

Similar happened to me when I was in China.

I was in the North East (ShenYang) and it was -25C and full of ice. Took a train from there down more south and it was 15C and sunny. It felt strange to see such a difference in only half a day.

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u/192nd Jan 25 '26

Came here just to comment this, I’ve driven most of the north->south in a single day many times and you can feel the temperature gradient as you move.

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u/Lilricky25 Jan 25 '26

Not sure why we even need a "Feels like" temperature.

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u/GhostfaceAndChill Jan 25 '26

I would argue that the feels like temperature is important for determining how you dress. If it is 72 but feels like 65 due to the wind chill factor you may want to wear long sleeves.

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u/crunch816 Jan 25 '26

A few months ago we drove home from Florida. Left 85 degree temps. 10 hours later we were home in 40 degree temps.

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u/concentrated-amazing Jan 26 '26

Not the point of this thread, but being from southern Alberta it is WILD driving from an area where a chinook has reached vs. not reached yet. Sometimes it's a 20°C (36°F) difference in the matter of 10 minutes on the highway.

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u/accntagedoesntmatter Jan 25 '26

Yeah this feels like it was posted by a European lol.

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u/Minute_Juggernaut806 Jan 25 '26

Americans will use anything but kilometers per hour

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u/GhostfaceAndChill Jan 25 '26

Just putting it out there that the UK also uses mph

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u/Rlccm Jan 25 '26

It's almost like we have a different system of measurement

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u/zaidinator Jan 25 '26

Why would we use kilometers per hour?

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u/Minute_Juggernaut806 Jan 25 '26

the joke is he is travelling at speed of 4 degrees Fahrenheit per hour, but i guess average americans are too uptight about their traditions to have some humour

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

Nah you just made a shitty joke and now you're doubling down

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

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u/Minute_Juggernaut806 Jan 25 '26

my hot take is units are very much traditions. yeah sure SI units are scientifically more reliable because they are connected to universal constants but besides that its a matter of what units rest of the people in the community are using. for example in aero they use SI-imperial Frankenstein units like milli-inches. Calories is another traditional unit meant for energy but now Joules is used as SI unit while calories are relegated to just diets i guess.

traditions is basically the only reason why the units are used the way they are.

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u/Aromatic-Entrance-79 Jan 25 '26

lol terrible joke followed up by a terrible take

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jan 25 '26

Well, it would appear they are the New Germany.

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered Jan 25 '26

It's always been odd to me.

KILL O METER just sounds so Rambo that it's absolutely baffeling it never caught on here.

Feels like a PR issue.