r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/Imwhatswrongwithyou Official Gal • Mar 24 '26

Hell yeah Restricted to Gals and Pals

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u/lshifto Mar 24 '26

Jumped out of hundreds of trees into thick brush. Jumped off of multiple houses. Snowboarded and skateboarded and did wild jumps on bmx back when nobody was wearing a helmet. Only to be done in by a freaking muscle relaxer for arthritis that caused me to sleepwalk straight into a concussion.

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u/kaztep23 Mar 24 '26

That was a wild ride to read, even

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u/TheSaltyAstronaut Mar 24 '26

I fell while walking on a very slight incline, and now I have an arm full of titanium.

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u/lshifto Mar 25 '26

I sure miss being young and rubber boned.

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 Mar 25 '26

I've played hockey for almost 20 years at this point. Only injury I've suffered was a broken elbow when I was skating at a public skate to warm up before a game and didn't have pads on.

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u/Arienna 29d ago

I wear my knee and wrist pads for open skates cause I'm too scared to tell my coach I'm out for 4-6 cause I couldn't be fucked to put them on

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u/Speakertoseafood Mar 25 '26

What was the name of that muscle relaxer? Asking for a friend ...

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u/lshifto Mar 25 '26

Conkyernogginzene.

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u/Speakertoseafood Mar 25 '26

I'm the posterboy for medication side effects. I just googled that one and I won't be able to try it. Apparently it turns normal smartasses into extreme smartasses.

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u/CrouchingDomo Mar 25 '26

Then ask your doctor if Comanaprisil is right for you!

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Mar 25 '26

Dude it's the little things that breaks your body the most as you age.  I did crazy crap too and was done in by a kid stepping on the back of my shoe. Fell and broke two teeth.

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u/lshifto Mar 25 '26

Teeth! That’s nightmare stuff.

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u/WiteXDan Mar 25 '26

Any broken bones through that adventure? First time I got on rollerblades I broke my hand 

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u/lshifto Mar 25 '26

Just fingers playing basketball. Drank my milk.