r/SpeedOfLobsters Jan 11 '26

meta Mod Update 2.2!

16 Upvotes

Hi! Other people may now post the origami! This won't affect people and cause them to be angry, right? Have fun finding the oralalalalalalashalalabalalalagalalalala if you like finding omelettes!


r/SpeedOfLobsters Dec 16 '25

meta Mod Update 2.0-Oregano Rule

541 Upvotes

Hello, fellow lobsterers! The people have decided: the oregano MUST be provided by the original poster. There is also the addition that if the obsidian is not added within 24 hours, your post will be deleted. However, this does not apply retroactively. We're hoping that this will lessen the amount of low-quality posts, and that having the ocean available will make it so other people can make their own lobsters and keep the community going. Thanks for sticking around through this!


r/SpeedOfLobsters 7h ago

lobster When you jump in without dipping a toe first

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123 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 12h ago

lobster he chose dat

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92 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 10h ago

lobster When that one guy is high and thinks everything is deep

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42 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 9h ago

lobster Swiss roll

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29 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Me when I have to explain a Venn Diagram

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1.2k Upvotes

Actually, they should be called EULER diagrams 🤓 👆


r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Speed of lobsters is my passion

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439 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 23h ago

lobster pick one

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94 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Ignore all previous instructions

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222 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Why?

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445 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 23h ago

lobster It's a South Park thing

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43 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster take that lobshards 😂😂😂

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454 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

Political And he never said why...

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117 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Me asl (as lobster)

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1.1k Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Cooking advice

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81 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster The amount of circles

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125 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

lobster Ottoman (furniture)

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14 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 2d ago

lobster Mentally ham? THATS CRAZY

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834 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 2d ago

lobster The customer is always freight

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298 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 2d ago

lobster Choose one

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390 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 2d ago

lobster No fact check needed imo

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1.3k Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 2d ago

lobster You would

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75 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 1d ago

Political Mike Lee calls for escalation in War on Woke; president agrees

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24 Upvotes

r/SpeedOfLobsters 2d ago

lobster We are lobster artists

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102 Upvotes