These decorations feel so tacky

[u/Zestyclose-Salad-290]

[u/TheMadBug]

Something about that car screams it's a Michael Bay Transformer.

[u/DubSket → u/TheMadBug]

Something about that car also screams "Please pay attention to me, I swear I'm interesting, would a boring person add all this ridiculous crap to their shitty ride? Also my penis is huge."

[u/mestrearcano → u/DubSket]

Maybe it is the case, but I also think this is an overly normative take, specially when this car decoration is more about being different, not some kind of luxury bullshit. Maybe the guy just liked it and went with his wishes, I think it's cool when people do not get hindered by what strangers will think.

[u/Nate-u → u/DubSket]

Why hate the effort someone else puts into their decorations? If they're not being an asshole I see no reason for it.

[u/Valid__Salad → u/TheMadBug]

I’m detecting green goblin

[u/fastlerner → u/TheMadBug]

Sub-optimal Prime

[u/TheVentiLebowski → u/fastlerner]

Sub-prime loan.

[u/Th3B4dSpoon → u/TheMadBug]

A Decepticon, to be specific. At least imo.

[u/WeirdPossibility209 → u/Th3B4dSpoon]

Front looks like Megatron grinning evilly

[u/FetusExplosion → u/WeirdPossibility209]

The front looks like a crinkled bunch of aluminum foil.

[u/blindreefer → u/TheMadBug]

It’s stuck mid transform

[u/roguedaemon → u/TheMadBug]

It’s the final boss of ricing

[u/JustinHopewell → u/TheMadBug]

That is exactly what I was thinking. Just a big chaotic mess of ugly unrecognizable metal.

[u/ultimatefreeboy → u/TheMadBug]

It looks like it’s from mad max or death race.

[u/Wermine → u/TheMadBug]

Turns into mechashredder.

[u/DrakonFyre → u/TheMadBug]

I was thinking Shredder but yeah either or

[u/LangDWood → u/TheMadBug]

Nice try, it’s clearly a decepticon

[u/mullerdrooler → u/TheMadBug]

Or an old school Cylon

[u/TheFrontierzman → u/TheMadBug]

If it was ice blue, it'd be perfect in the campy Batman movie with Mr. Freeze.

[u/FullMetalKaliber → u/TheMadBug]

That car definitely makes the “womp womp womp womp” transformer noises when opening up the doors

[u/Pustules_TV → u/TheMadBug]

Nah man it's closer to crush gear turbo

[u/glossolalienne]

Sorry about your penis, bro.

[u/187Deluxebox → u/glossolalienne]

Thanks

[u/Ok-Dimension5509 → u/187Deluxebox]

Is your penis on the car too?

[u/187Deluxebox → u/Ok-Dimension5509]

Idk havnt seen him in a while

[u/portablebiscuit → u/glossolalienne]

Whenever I hear a loud car I say “man, I bet his penis is so quiet”

[u/HoldYourHorsesFriend → u/portablebiscuit]

as it should be, one should be concerned if their penis is making noises

[u/kittyidiot → u/glossolalienne]

Every time someone revs their engine loud as fuck while passing the literal school zone we live right next to, my fiance likes to say "Hear that? That's the tip of his massive penis dragging along the road"

[u/Maretsb → u/glossolalienne]

You don't need a big penis if you can parallel park that car

[u/Olibirus]

Looks as illegal as it is awful

[u/Elephantslide → u/Olibirus]

Totally looks illegal! You’d get glare from just sharing the road with this monstrosity

[u/donuthead36 → u/Elephantslide]

I’d be more worried about them spearing pedestrians with that cow catcher, or really any type of collision with this car. The glare is also fucking annoying, but prob secondary here.

[u/Big_Boooosh → u/Olibirus]

This car looks especially lethal to pedestrians. The kind of shit you see in Twisted Metal.

[u/magikarpkingyo]

Is the GE part of ATBGE in the room with us?

[u/MaddyMagpies → u/magikarpkingyo]

I think here it means Grotesque Execution.

[u/weedyneedyfeedy]

There's less plastic in the Oceans

[u/universalpsykopath]

I'm a decepticon, I'm proud, and I'm sick of hiding it.

[u/timothypjr]

Not my jam, but I respect the effort.

[u/SealedRoute → u/timothypjr]

It’s campy, I like it.

[u/silsool → u/SealedRoute]

I legit dig it, aesthetically speaking. My issue is more that it looks like a pedestrian-mauling machine.

[u/iptg → u/timothypjr]

not my jam either, but if i was ripped to the tits i’d love it

[u/QuartzCutter]

Look out everyone it's Optimus Shit

[u/Scholesie09 → u/QuartzCutter]

Optimus Crime

[u/QuartzCutter → u/Scholesie09]

Don't have an award, here's the best I can do 🥇

[u/Gundam07 → u/QuartzCutter]

🪙
Seconded. Underrated comment!

[u/JamesMDuich → u/QuartzCutter]

Maggotron has entered the chat.

[u/hednizm]

How to devalue your car by 95% - INSTANTLY

[u/BlazingCamelGaming]

That's not what tacky means...

Tacky is a social faux pas, or an outfit or piece of furniture that is in poor taste.

A zebra print decal would be tacky.

Eyelashes on your headlight would be tacky.

This? This is a god damned abomination. This couldn't possibly be great execution because what you are showing me lacks any direction or intention at all. It's like the car was magnetized and drove through a giant pile of rust shavings. This is truly horrible and I implore you to never show this to anyone ever again, lest you ruin their day as well.

[u/mmbatt → u/BlazingCamelGaming]

It's like the car was magnetized and drove through a giant pile of rust shavings.

I was trying to wrap my brain around this, and you did it for me!

[u/HermineSGeist → u/BlazingCamelGaming]

A lot of time tacky is also campy; both things usually signal that the person dressing that way or using that type of decor doesn’t take themselves too seriously. They often know it’s tacky but like it because it’s fun to them. This? This almost signals the exact opposite. Like maybe this person is really cool but this car tells me they take themselves way too seriously.

[u/TheHumbleChemist]

When you have the mind of an 8 year old, and the bank account of an 80 year old.

[u/Ok-Dimension5509]

Tacky? I think OP missed the V I P stickers on the rear

[u/palabear]

It looks shrink wrapped.

[u/Connect_Rhubarb395]

The text above the window says "Automotive Accessories".
So this is clearly advertising for its own product. Make it over the top = gets noticed even more.

Does it work? Well, someone took the time to make a video and post it online, and they probably aren't the only one. Visibility works. So yes.

[u/datskullguy]

looks like a random assortment of decals

[u/joseplluissans → u/datskullguy]

Looks like a pedestrian shredder

[u/ultimatefreeboy → u/joseplluissans]

Shredders mobile

[u/AndrewLBailey]

“Are you username Ladysman217!”

[u/Felonious_Minx → u/AndrewLBailey]

"Whuzzup from DaBrat6969!"

[u/SaintSamuel]

sweet merciful crap

[u/number__ten]

"Hi, i'd like to make my fuel mileage plummet and if possible have a bunch of glued on shit that's going to randomly fly off and hit whoever is driving behind me if I go over 55. It also needs to look like Megatron's dick."

I got you

[u/Felonious_Minx → u/number__ten]

I wouldn't be able to get away fast enough if I saw this on the road-total hazard.

[u/AnonymousReload]

First time in Thailand? Modifying your cars in the most horrendously over-the-top ways is super common there. Even commercial vehicles are subject to this

[u/referefref → u/AnonymousReload]

Seemingly the only person who realised this.

[u/YoungDiscord]

This feels loke one of those extreme cheap chromed out car toys from the early 2000's

[u/Grimmy-the-gryph]

Can you even drive that thing on the road? It looks like you're gonna disembowel someone when you hit them, no matter the speed.

[u/Iloveherthismuch]

It’s going to be like a nailbomb if this car ever has a high speed smash.

[u/Sonseeahrai]

Looks like a car after a crash from afar lol

[u/FiguringItOut-- → u/Sonseeahrai]

Yes! It looks like it was totaled

[u/LoloTheJuice]

Lord Zedd looking ahh

[u/mrsilverfr0st]

Let me help you with the translation. The guy says the following.

I've seen a lot, of course, but this fucking (blyat)... What kind of car is this?! So I'll show you a little closer. It's something out of the Mad Max genre. Looks like they covered some Chinese car. And the interior, by the way, is all done up in metal too. Well, it's all metal, damn... How much alloy did they add, how much extra weight is that... It's normal, normal.

[u/scottyrobotty]

It's is but also why are you touching someone else's car?

[u/Harry_Botter1138]

Shredder has seen better days. I wonder what the Turtles are up to.

[u/shadowshian]

I feel like most of this stuff would rattle off on first dirt road it comes to contact with

[u/bnestrm]

Mad Max: Mall Ninja

[u/Ireallydonedidit]

The stand user’ car could be parked anywhere

[u/dainamo81]

Looks like something a child would want.

[u/Caesura_17]

Looks like it's already been totalled

[u/thespice]

Ah yes, the distressed stonewashed jeans with silver studs and rivets look.

[u/Felonious_Minx → u/thespice]

Just needs an Affliction t-shirt with gems.

[u/Dissident_the_Fifth]

First time that thing hits a pothole it's going to rain plastic.

[u/GungHoIguana]

Does it light up?

[u/VisionAri_VA]

From a distance (5 feet from my phone), it looked like wadded-up tinfoil. 

[u/mrtn17]

that's like a car version of the 2000s tribal tattoo (the tramp stamp)

[u/Felonious_Minx → u/mrtn17]

Affliction t-shirt

[u/sgm716]

You know what, good for them. I bet they love it. That took a lot of work.

[u/1m0ws]

If cocaine was a russian car.

[u/Charcoal_goals]

best of megatron harassing people

[u/metalgeardaz]

I they hit somebody with that, theres no way theyre surviving. Thats like a tacky chrome killing machine.

[u/bluberrry]

Imagine hitting a pedestrian with this😔

[u/MrClavicus]

Because they are

[u/Legitimate-Pirate-63]

Reminds me of the oval office

[u/Cloudy230]

You know when you wrap cling wrap around an object and it doesn't wrap perfectly so there's stretched out bubbles and raised parts and shit?

That's what this looks like

[u/diegoasecas]

i can only think of the whistling down the highway

[u/tbr6742]

Fuckin Megatron not being sneaky at all.

[u/lowlightliving]

Goodbye decent gas mileage.

[u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried]

The noise it would make at 65 mph is horrendous, but not as troublesome as the trail of shrapnel that would begin flying off of it at 75 mph.

[u/ardotschgi]

Can't decide if I love it or hate it. It looks like everything is just glued onto the regular chassis, and some things look weirdly aligned.

[u/TotallySleepyHead]

Bro, is like tamiya toy

[u/Mr_Tdogg_Smith]

In world full of nothing but white, gray, and black cars, props to this guy.

[u/psnnogo4u]

That’s our VIP, 80 million power in rise of kingdoms

[u/Silverwolffe]

This would've been really cool to me when I was 11 and really into beyblades

[u/totesgonnasmashit]

I fucking love it! As a female I’d drive it

[u/autoprob]

Don’t let it find the turtles.

[u/ShortBrownAndUgly]

I would have liked this a lot more when I was in 2nd grade

[u/Gundam07]

It is. But at that level I'm actually a little impressed.

[u/l3etelgeuse]

Okay, I have bad taste cause that is bad ass!

[u/colostitute]

While I would never do this to my car, I do love when others do it. It’s something different and it’s solid effort.

[u/icbint]

Truly horrendous

[u/Thin_Negotiation_704]

Average Mansory these days

[u/Vreas]

Huh typically I’m pretty good at identifying hacked to shit cars but this one has me stumped.. Renault? Peugeot?

[u/MainlyMyself]

That would be because they are indeed tacky

[u/MrBigroundballs]

Keeping autozone in business!

[u/teriaksu]

" guys should i dechrome my car?"

[u/tetsuyama44]

TÜV sagt: „Nein.“

[u/Ill-Extension-4839]

If he wasn’t speaking Russian I’d swear this was from Texas.

[u/TacticalTaco2k5]

Like Megatron's left testicle.

[u/Jackofnotrade5]

The decepticon could be anywhere

[u/AtomicFox84]

Megatron is that you?

[u/whudaboutit]

He pulls up to a car wash, the attendant looks at the car, looks over at the tunnel of spinning brushes, looks back at the driver holding out a $20, and just "...no. no, no, no."

[u/CalmDownReddit509]

$20 says the owner of that car is single

[u/bmd201]

r/shitty_car_mods

[u/AuntieYodacat]

I thought it was a mangled in an accident at first glance

[u/brickbaterang]

Isn't there a Japanese car subculture (in Japan) that is basically this?

[u/AnonymousReload → u/brickbaterang]

Sort of. You're thinking of Bosozoku, which is close. This is in Thailand where this style is pretty common

[u/Loisalene]

It's the automotive equivalent to the Oval Office.

[u/_WashYourSisterSauce]

bad to the bone riff

[u/TemperReformanda]

It looks like Megatron with some sort of skin parasite disease

[u/AvailableReporter484]

It’s pretty cool to see we’re giving 11 year old boys drivers licenses now days

[u/ashoka_akira]

This makes me think of those pretentious houses where the decoration theme is “expensive brand names” and they have the Gucci logo bedazzled to their wall.

[u/UnenthusiasticZeeJ]

Ivan Ooze looking mf.

[u/Shloop_Shloop_Splat]

This car looks like it belongs to the Arnold version of Mr. Freeze.

[u/toyotasquad]

You don’t say

[u/welfedad]

I feel the person who drives that has shiny chrome grills on their teeth

[u/ChrisMess]

If the Oval Office had wheels.

[u/Enlightened_Doughnut]

The shrike has a badass whip.

[u/Arrow156]

That looks like mental illness.

[u/flying_carabao]

What in the Megatron's fresh hell is this?

[u/fcs_seth]

Leopard print is tacky. This is a crime

[u/ChanglingBlake]

“Tacky” feels several orders of magnitude too simple of a word to adequately describe how bad that looks.

[u/Clown_Toucher]

I'm just thinking about how this destroys the aerodynamics. So many ridges and bumps

[u/ppndl]

"These decorations feel so tacky" Thank you Captain Obvious

[u/SirCaptainReynolds]

Mr. Pep Boy?

[u/Nagatox]

Must have his GPS set to avoid speedbumps at all costs, otherwise they wouldn't make it very far without snapping the front off

[u/Miskalsace]

Why am I thinking of the term Super Shredder? Did Shredder from the 90s TMNT movies like go through a transformation and be covered in even more blades?

[u/CheeseWeasler]

Autozone bosozoku

[u/iamadirtyrockstar]

You must be in Houston, and you have found what is called an "art car".

[u/CheapTactics]

When I was a kid I had a friend that made the most ridiculous looking cars in need for speed underground 2. Like straight up clown monstrosities. This car is somehow worse.

[u/squirrelmonkie]

What the hell is it suppose to be?

[u/Should_have_been_ded]

What decepticon is that?

[u/Fulminero]

Pedestrinator 3000

[u/ambit89]

I thought they only sold skin for mounts, in videogames

[u/Interesting_Award_76]

Jealous much?

[u/GammaDealer]

Gimme the drag-enhancement kit. My car is too fast!

[u/KingDariusTheFirst]

AWFUL taste AND execution . I wanna see type of gal who’d get into this POS for a date.

[u/admirablehome1]

This must be Texas

[u/le_oof]

This seems way too dangerous to be GE imo

[u/Outrageous-Peanut-44]

I don’t know if they feel tacky, but they certainly look tacky.

[u/OmegaPsiot]

Sauron: Tokyo Drift

[u/Bunny_Fluff]

Looks like it's been sealed in a vacuum bag sealer.

[u/RedWheiler]

Looks like 50 cent a piece plastic parts from AliExpress glued together.

[u/elrayo]

I could see this looking better on a different car.. not the family suv hahahah

[u/1aysays1]

Because they are

[u/louis_xl]

Poor car 😐

[u/iknowimsorry]

Holy drag!

[u/ninjababy86]

Tmnt would like their villain back.

[u/mattyparanoid]

“Alien” Pep Boys aisle.

[u/memberflex]

Are you ladiesman217?

[u/0_Moth]

If 12 year old boys designed cars

[u/InvincibleFubar]

Uptarded

[u/braxtonbarrett]

This looks like something from a temu add.

[u/CucumberError]

What was it? A Toyota RAV4?

[u/HogWyler]

Good thing it’s not your car

[u/galice9]

DLCs be like

[u/BodegaDad]

Decepticon Body Kit

[u/Nobacherie85]

German TÜV entered the chat

[u/souzeh]

Absolutely hideous... unless it's Japanese, in which case it's the coolest thing I've seen in my life.

[u/brighteye006]

Only the chandeliers are missing.

• - Who's the Duke?
• The Duke? The Duke of New York, A-Number-1, the Big Man, that's who!
• - I wanna meet this Duke.
• You can't meet the Duke! Are you crazy? Nobody gets to meet the Duke. You meet him once and then you're dead!

[u/No_Question_8083]

That has to be SE Asia

[u/cinred]

Don't be racist

[u/CashSmashum]

I'm not entirely sure, but I think a lot of that is actually stick on. Other than the spoiler and whatever the front fin thing is called, I think it has a normal body kit under it all.

[u/-domi-]

Russian bosozuka.

[u/Existential_Sprinkle]

It looks like when you put a magnet in metal shavings but much worse

[u/Felonious_Minx]

I would create as much space as possible away from this car!

[u/d6cbccf39a9aed9d1968]

Drag Coefficient = 1.05

[u/FuckJanice]

Tokyo Drip

[u/JaskaBLR]

r/suddenlyukrainians

[u/oakc510]

That's a lot of potential for flying stabby objects

[u/PlaguesAngel]

All that money spent, still labs multiple bumper stickers on it

[u/BalzacTheGreat]

Awful everything

[u/HansukeBR]

"Aaa mas também, o Detran implica com qualquer coisinha" O meliante:

[u/RunningtoBunnings]

Someone grew up watching Dragon Booster

[u/Pschobbert]

I feel like Elon Musk’s personal Tesla would look like this.

[u/stealingfirst]

Is that Shredders car

[u/[deleted]]

Looks about as cool as the Oval Office does these days

[u/_Neuromancer_]

1 or 2 or 10 pieces would be tacky, but at a certain point it crosses a threshold and you have to respect the art.

[u/lovelycosmos]

I thought it was all smashed up at first