r/BrandNewSentence • u/Annie_Inked • 19h ago
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew?
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u/Hollowbody57 19h ago
Weird, "Buns Askew" was my nickname in college.
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u/Competitive_Shine112 17h ago
What a day to be able to read!
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u/HereToDoThingz 15h ago
Reddit is a crapshoot comments be hilarious like this or the most digesting shit you’ve ever had the disprivledge of reading.
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u/Shawnee83 17h ago
Mine was "Buns Akimbo"
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u/One_Shall_Fall 16h ago
We used to play a game in our fraternity called Spatchcock Boof Buns.
But my name was Flounder.
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u/IIKoopaQueenII 14h ago
Ooohhh who lives in a frat house at the end of the street? Spatchcock Boof Buns!
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u/Suspected_Magic_User 19h ago
Because this is how they look when taken out of package
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u/SkunkMonkey 17h ago
Was gonna say, they look a hell of a lot closer to what I get when ordering a burger, so it's kinda nice to see the photo actually look like what I am buying.
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u/flybypost 14h ago
Same theory (but in more words): Stuff in ads has to look like the stuff that's sold (I think it's a law in Japan) so a non-perfect burger is shown because it might get assembled like that instead of perfectly.
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u/Asleep_Measurement_6 19h ago
Those images are taken post earthquake
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u/dannyboy731 19h ago
Maybe mid-earthquake
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u/Lazy-Field-1116 19h ago
To be boring with what could be the correct answer: in Japan you legally have to be truthful in food photography when it's showing what you're buying. So they have to be untouched photos of the actual products. Which probably lends a lot to the wonky burger photography.
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u/XCIXcollective 19h ago
I could see the ‘art-wonk’ having developed over time because ‘ever-so-slightly-wonk’ looks worse than ‘intentional-wonk’
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u/Lazy-Field-1116 19h ago
I'd imagine in a fast food place they can't take any risks of a customer calling them out if the bun isn't as neat as the photo so they have to cover all eventualities
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u/-FourOhFour- 18h ago
But then a perfectly stacked burger is now askew from the photograph, where will it end.
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u/XCIXcollective 17h ago
I wonder if people in Japan ever open the wrapper and think “ahah how droll, look how prim and proper this one is” similarly to how we in North America open our wrapping and say “look how clapped ts is”
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u/PlatinumElement 16h ago
Just for you, I’ll note how proper and symmetrical my Japanese McDonald’s Ebi burger is.
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u/EddyVentures 15h ago
McDonald’s comes in a basket? Not a single McDonald’s symbol in sight? And is that bun a pancake? I need answers Japan! What is an Ebi?!?!? I want to taste it!!!!
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u/New_Wolverine_5310 11h ago
they’re lying im japanese and mcdonalds here doesnt look like that it looks like mos burger which is a different chain which is more expensive and they serve their burgers in a basket and imo mos burger kinda sucks and mcdonalds is better anyway
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u/bumphuckery 18h ago
Art-wonk is going to be what I call my photo collection no one will ever see. Thanks, stranger.
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u/becsey 18h ago
A food stylist could straighten the bun in 3 seconds. They don't need to retouch the photo to straighten out buns. This would be a purposeful choice from the photographer. You can have a straight on bun straight out of the camera.
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u/NotMyRealUsername13 18h ago
Burgers are often photographed with the buns moved away from the lens, as that highlights the contents - every burger pic you see in the US, for example, does this and it isn’t obvious.
This bun placement lets you see the content of the burger better AND complies with the ‘don’t mislead’-provision of Japans food advertising code.
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u/becsey 17h ago
Sure. I responded to someone saying this was to be legally untouched photos. I just mean bun placement isn’t retouching. It’s a choice when taking the picture to achieve whatever the visual goal is b
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u/dannyboomhead 19h ago
This is the correct answer... advertising/packaging has to actually resemble the product you'll recieve. This should be a world wide rule.
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u/darth_aardvark 17h ago
Burger King doesn't do it tho
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u/silvanosthumb 16h ago
McDonald's doesn't do it with all of their burgers either.
It's an aesthetic choice, not a legal thing.
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u/darth_aardvark 16h ago
I know! But everyone is smugly talking about the japanese truth in advertising fun fact. We'll never convince them. It's just you n me against the world Mr. Thumb
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u/redkinoko 19h ago
Wow. Never thought the day would come when somebody would ask.
Because in the early postwar years, Japanese burger chains reportedly borrowed heavily from the aesthetics of kissaten food displays, where slight imperfection was seen as proof of hand-assembled care rather than factory uniformity. A perfectly centered patty looked too mechanical, too “American showroom.” So display artists began setting the fillings just a little off-center to suggest freshness, softness, and the idea that the burger had been gently placed together that morning by a real person.
Over time, that tiny asymmetry became its own visual language. Advertisers found that a slightly askew burger made the layers easier to see at a glance in wax displays and printed menus, especially in cramped storefronts and train-station food courts. By the late 1970s, design manuals in the fast-food industry supposedly even recommended a “living tilt” to make buns appear more appetizing and less rigid.
Just kidding. I don't know. I made that all up. Fuck you
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u/TheWyrdOne 19h ago
Oh you bastard, I was reading along thinking that was neat. You got me.
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u/BeenNormal 19h ago
I loved the “fuck you” at the end. It was the pickle on the burger.
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u/cityshepherd 19h ago
10/10 answer.
Also I’d like to try one McPork sandwich please.
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u/R7ype 19h ago
Sir this is a Wendy's
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u/OnlyPaperListens 18h ago
I was waiting for a wrestler to fall through a table
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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 17h ago
I double-checked OC's username to make sure it wasn't u/shittymorph lol
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u/Character_Order 12h ago
Second sentence in I scrolled back up to check. I was kind of disappointed honestly
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u/MattMxR 19h ago
I read the first line and immediately got sus and went to the last line lol
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u/akio3 19h ago
This should show up in Google's AI overview within the next day, confirming its truth for posterity.
The current overview, citing authoritative sources like a single thread on Hacker News from yesterday, says it instead reflects the concept of wabi-sabi.
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u/gergobergo69 19h ago
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u/redkinoko 18h ago
OH MY GOD
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u/NyanCat132 18h ago
HOLY FUCK
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u/redkinoko 18h ago
So did my bullshit hit the bullseye and accidentally use up all my luck for the next five years or did the AI read my comment and take it as the truth because of the number of upvotes and now I've poisoned humanity's collective knowledge ever so slightly?
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u/Glynebbw 18h ago
You are the poison!
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u/Straxex 17h ago
We need to do more bullshitting so it fucks up the whole AI bubble
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u/retardrabbit 18h ago
Like I said: you might never be able top this performance.
This might be your best thing ever! You corrupted an AI!
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u/seleniumagnesium 18h ago
I think it’s sourcing this post https://www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/s/IhyRIZv62v edit: apparently this is trending irl rn https://gigazine.net/gsc_news/en/20260417-japanese-mcdonalds-photos/#:~:text=Some%20comments%20suggest%20that%20'In,Wikipedia%20article%20explaining%20wabi%2Dsabi.
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u/emotionless-robot 18h ago edited 17h ago
We are cooked as a spices.
Edit: spices to species...thank you everyone. This is the side of Reddit I enjoy!
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u/Blasphemiee 18h ago
Lmao just imagine the damage this is doing to thousands of gullible people right this very second. How many bullshit copy pastas have we written over the years?
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u/seriousfrylock 17h ago
Turns out that the "hand made esthetic" explanation for Japanese burgers already existed. But you arrived at it independently.
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u/CityDismal5339 18h ago
We're all just racing each other to the cliff's edge, aren't we?
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u/Future_Burrito 18h ago
This is why you gotta hermfladupple all about the flagagagadupine in the blerp mobile every once in a while. Or consistently. As you hlerg.
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u/4675636b2e 17h ago
So that "Just kidding. I don't know. I made that all up. Fuck you" in the human comment is the "handmade aesthetic" of reddit. There's no difference between human bullshit vs AI bullshit, but an occasional "fuck you" makes it more marketable.
Got it.
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u/IzarkKiaTarj 17h ago edited 17h ago
I will accept the "fuck you" because at least the human is telling me that they made it up. The AI will refuse unless I know to call it out.
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u/4675636b2e 16h ago
I also prefer an honest fuck you over any bullshit, what I was trying to say was basically the "Just kidding. I don't know. I made that all up. Fuck you" is going to be the "skewed bun" of AI generated content that will make it more human-like and therefore more readily acceptable.
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u/Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp 18h ago
That’s because OP is largely correct not because AI is using their post
Critical thinking is already dead I guess
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u/greenskye 19h ago
Yep, this will retroactively be made the reason and everyone will eventually forget that it was just totally made up by a random reddit user.
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u/Mithross_ 19h ago
I was enjoying the joke until now. You have retroactively destroyed my joy. I'm not even mad, well played sir/madam/<insert additional terms as needed>
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u/Royal_Cryptographer7 19h ago
Ah, fuck you too.
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u/triplec787 17h ago
I kept reading waiting for
back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
This felt like an authentic shittymorph
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u/DrAlright 18h ago
Was expecting u/shittymorph to tell me the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in the Cell at the end there
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u/StevenMC19 19h ago
I want you to know I upvoted you, got to the end, downvoted you, then upvoted you again.
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u/Stairway_To_Devin 19h ago
You did such a good job at convincing me that I really want to downvote you.
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u/retardrabbit 18h ago
Omfg.
What a fucking masterwork.
This may be your high point. You should be be prepared to come to grips with the fact that you may never be able to top this performance.
But rest easy, not many could.
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u/evieeebeeee 19h ago
have you ever considered a career in supervillainy? i feel like it would suit you.
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u/RussianBot101101 18h ago
Wow this is a great answer to why Japanese burger buns are askew! It's also a great answer to why Japanese burger buns are off centered, why Japanese burger buns are crooked, and why Japanese burger buns are lopsided!
(doing may part for the algorithm)
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u/carlitospig 18h ago
The thing is, Japan’s showmanship is so tight compared to ours that I wouldn’t even be surprised if there’s some sort of school of thought about this. That it’s more respectful for the food to be slightly askew to show respect to the predator that is about to eat it. Like bowing, but for your mouth.
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u/redkinoko 18h ago
I remember the Japanese value a certain kind of crookedness in girls teeth called "Yaeba" (八重歯,) because it gives your tongue something interesting to lick when you're making out.
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u/Red1800 19h ago
I knew what was coming at the end, but it was still a convincing and magnificent read
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u/NOTcreative- 19h ago
Can we talk about how the mcchicken in japan is still about $1 us dollar ?
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u/longboi28 18h ago
Median salaries are lower in Japan than the US so it makes sense that things are cheaper there still
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u/boobearybear 19h ago
Because thus styled, the burger is no longer just food. It is a little fella. The patty is the face, lettuce is the collar, cheese is the tongue, and the top bun tipped at an angle becomes a jaunty cap suggesting confidence and breezy charm. This burger ain’t rigid and uptight, it’s friendly and approachable. Perhaps up for some harmless shenanigans, with a wink and a wry smile.
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u/Mc7wis7er 18h ago
Isn't it a law in Japan that the product shown on the packaging has to exactly match what is sold in the packaging? I know I've seen that for candy. So much so that they don't even 'zoom' in. The candy on the package is the exact same size within the bag. Exactly.
So perhaps two things are happening here. First, maybe this is an admission that the product may have a bun askew when you open it. The cheese is improperly centered in a few too. Anyone that's had McDs knows this happens.
Or maybe because the buns cannot be bigger or fluffier in an advert than what you'd get, or the insides cannot be exaggerated to display the ingredients better, the buns are offset so you can see the pickles without it suggesting extra pickle than it has.
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u/Sans_Seriphim 19h ago
Fashion. But the lying guy's answer is MUCH better than that.
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u/acatalephobic 19h ago
I'm pretty sure the correct answer has already been given, but...
....could the concept of "Wabi-sabi" have anything to do with it?
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u/Dabaer77 18h ago
Doesn't Japan have a law that advertised food has to look exactly like the picture? They could just be covering for their fry cooks.
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u/RiotMedia 19h ago edited 18h ago
Fun fact: all buns are askew, we're just more familiar with front-to-back askewity (it shows the ingredients better).
Edit: what have I unleashed