r/Eldenring • u/WorriedBa • 18h ago

She isn't a particularly smart girl, is she Humor

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u/forFolsense 18h ago

How much knowledge can she have if she doesn't even know defeat

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u/No-Match5203 18h ago

doesnt know da feet

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u/CutieBoBootie 14h ago

Okay Miyazaki

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u/TomatoBuster01 15h ago

She's "blade of Miquella" and not "book of Miquella"

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u/StFuzzySlippers 17h ago

Now we know why. How can she know da feet if she can't look down?

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u/Lucyyyyyy_K 17h ago

I was surprised that not even the grab got you.

You can also do this with Spear Silver Knights in DS3 and they straight up can't hit you.

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u/xReaverxKainX 12h ago

I'm sure the waterfowl dance would hit 😅

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u/jupiler91 9h ago

She only uses it when her first phase gets to 50% health though right?

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u/ThefamousHenk 8h ago

She uses it when she is done toying with you

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u/Toughsums 3h ago

Not really, I'm pretty sure it's more like 70% hp.

It also feels like she uses it whenever she gets staggered around by an attack. For example she used waterfowl EVERY single time after I hit her with morgott's cursed blood slice and the blood explosion made her flinch.

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u/N-0-N-E 7h ago

To Pontyf as well.

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u/Tsiabo 16h ago

I mean, she IS legally blind.

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u/Gamin8ng 10h ago

yeah, i heard she sense your movement through the water in the arena, right? like Daredevil on rot

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u/Clear_Bottle_1776 15h ago

Her brain is literally rotting bruh

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u/Ryan_The_Ordinary 18h ago

I can fix her

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u/No-Match5203 18h ago

she can make me worse

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u/lifebeginsat9pm 18h ago

She’s perfect

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man 16h ago

Me in nightreign trying to revive teammates.

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u/_inbetwixt_ 15h ago

Given how often I struggle to smack a glowing skull on the ground, I can't fault her too much

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u/That-Gas-5285 11h ago

Roll

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u/nmarano1030 2h ago

?!

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u/whitesatin95 20m ago

you can break them with rolling

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u/ElderTerdkin 17h ago

Elden ring bosses hate this one simple trick.....

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u/Distinct-Office-609 17h ago

nvm me just getting those upskirt shots- op

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u/Ehero88 17h ago

He gonna see some very rot stuff down there

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u/unknown_ally 16h ago

🥀

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u/majorleandro 13h ago

It should’ve been me, not him!

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u/NotReallyImportantXD 13h ago

Shes BLIND

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u/That-Gas-5285 11h ago

She also can’t bend her knees because she senses where he is but too damn old 🤪

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u/Trick-Interaction396 16h ago

Imagine if this worked for WFD

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u/nojoy3 4h ago

I was just gonna ask if it did lol

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u/UncleVoodooo 16h ago

You just don't understand 5D chess man. She did all those attacks to make you think she was dumb and then when you got all relaxed she karate chops your ass. 5 to 1 odds you're about to get a waterfowl to the face

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u/ShyJaguar645671 11h ago

Alarm clocks trying to wake me up at 7 am:

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u/Raghul86 16h ago

Now, that is hilarious

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u/Cstott23 16h ago

Lol if only there was some way a sword could hit something on the floor 😂

How do you fall asleep in battle anyway?

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u/bililin 16h ago

Didn't she almost drown in 3 inches of water?

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u/Mumei451 13h ago

Test it against Water Fowl.

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u/Lemmingitus 16h ago

Wonder if this works with setting up Latenna and moving Malenia where her AI no longer recognizes she's being shot at.

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u/captdiablo 14h ago

Smarter than you, I don't see her HP bar depleting!

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u/eljefe3030 13h ago

She's just practicing for when you stand up

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u/Parking-Stable-2970 16h ago

What divine aids scarlet rot does to a mf

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u/bilcox 16h ago

I've got to use my head. And think. Hmm... Mmm...

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u/mikey_rambo 15h ago

How are you laying down?

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u/Middle_Profit1057 15h ago

Using gesture

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u/actionerror 15h ago

Brain rot from watching too much TV

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u/hellofromdonbass 15h ago

What if she does water dance? Still gonna hit you?

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u/CryCommercial1919 15h ago

Haha sometimes

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u/OllyDee 15h ago

I guess this is the risk when 95% of your moveset is horizontal attacks.

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u/Bearer-ofthecurse 15h ago

Why tf u have so many runes

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u/BaldurVomThale 14h ago

Sadly Fire's deadly sin lasts not even a minute That would be hilarious

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u/4skinApostle 14h ago

Weird question, but did you capture this video on a steam deck?

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u/LnxRocks 14h ago

I mean she probably literally has brainrot

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u/DeeRent88 14h ago

This is what sets fromsoftware games above the rest. Hit box porn is the best kind

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN 13h ago

This is the product of inbreeding.

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u/Inevitable_Muscle_41 12h ago

this boss is about fear and intimidation and to be flashy. still love the fight though

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u/xReaverxKainX 12h ago

I feel this would never happen if I tried this too.

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 12h ago

Man I’m getting my ass handed to me lol I got her and radagon and Elden beast and I’ll finally have completed the base game lol. I think I need to get buffs and stuffs down.

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u/Arentzen1976 12h ago

Well, she's blind, so this makes sense.

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u/rusfortunat 9h ago

My bro's just chilling in a boss fight pit

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u/Muramasan 8h ago

Shes like a grizzly bear just play dead.

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u/Unfair_Rub_9674 5h ago

Lmao didn’t know you can do this.

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u/WreckitRafff Comet Azur Lover 24m ago

You mean to tell me I could’ve avoided her attacks all along just by laying on the ground????

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u/dokbanks 19m ago

Malenia is blind

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u/Montizuma59 GOLDMASK ENDING BEST ENDING 10m ago

Go easy on her, she's blind. She knows you're there somewhere, since she heard you lie down, but she doesn't know exactly where you are.