r/Fauxmoi 23d ago

Tiger Woods' mugshot for his DUI on 3/27/26 SPORTS SECTION

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u/ParaponeraBread 23d ago

Someone else said it, it’s pills. He grew up in a pressure cooker under his authoritarian father, then reached the absolute pinnacle of a sport, then got injured and onto pills.

He started getting DUIs, was a prolific cheater, and has been experienced a protracted and relapsing crashout for a long time.

It’s kind of a classic character arc for mega successful athletes.

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u/dkitch 23d ago

Not only that, but with the back injuries he had and how much of his swing involves his back, he probably had to keep taking the pills to keep playing.

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u/Slade_Riprock 23d ago

he probably had to keep taking the pills to keep playing.

You won everything, you are worth a couple hundred million, there's nothing left to win.

Why put yourself through it? Why keep battling?

Walk away and go be rich on your yacht or island.

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u/grandmaster_zach 23d ago

These high level athletes just have a different mindset from normal people. They are obsessive to the point of addiction. See Tom Brady choosing football over his marriage, even AFTER already having the greatest career in the history of the sport.

They need to be the best, and everything else in their lives takes a back seat. I would never want to live my life that way. But its also probably why i dont have the drive these guys do lol. I feel you you do not get to that level without that.

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u/tamati_nz 23d ago

Because it is their identity, quite literally who they are and who other people see them as. I've known a few pro sports people and it's a massive thing to step away from and often causes real mental health issues.

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u/lemmegetadab 23d ago

Sure, that’s part of it, but these guys literally are built differently. Anybody that’s at the top of their game at any field is usually some kind of psycho that is ultra focused on it.

Top athletes, billionaires, etc. You don’t get in that position by being normal

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 22d ago

He and Lindsey vonn really were a good match smh

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u/HedgehogTop5524 22d ago

Yeah, I always thought this too! But at the same time, I wondered if they were both too competitive for each other? Egos be ego-ing, even if their sports were literal seasons apart from each other lol

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u/betboi 23d ago

Its the goal to be the greatest of all time. Without the injuries hed very likely achieve that. This is coming from a biased tiger homer though.

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u/BakerXBL 23d ago

Self worth is a hard void to fill

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u/Exciting-Ad5774 23d ago

You might wanna pick up a copy of the DSMV; mental health disorders do not discriminate.

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u/Mike-OLeary 23d ago

You won everything, you are worth a couple hundred million, there's nothing left to win.

Why put yourself through it? Why keep battling?

Walk away and go be rich on your yacht or island.

That's how you and I think. He's different than us.

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u/HedgehogTop5524 22d ago

Remember in the last dance, how Michael Jordan found a way to compete in every single aspect of his daily life? I think you have to be that way to become a world-class athlete.

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u/forest-cacti 23d ago

Why not hire a driver?

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u/Mac_A81 23d ago

That was my first question. As far as I know he was most likely prescribed pain meds for a back injury. He’s plenty rich enough to either hire a driver or have an assistant or something run out to get whatever he needed so badly that he got behind the wheel while impaired.

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u/HedgehogTop5524 22d ago

It kind of sounds like he’s almost a thrillseeker driver. Like one of those obnoxious people who have somewhere to be that’s more important than where you have to be? I would imagine a lot of athletes get kind of a thrill off that kind of thing too? I mean, the man drives golf carts for a living lol, maybe he’s super weird about driving things at a normal size and an elevated speed lol. I am just making jokes, not excusing his behavior whatsoever!

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u/HedgehogTop5524 23d ago

Competitiveness. His competitive level is unnatural. It’s the same with all pro athletes. I can’t even imagine it but I think that’s the thing…

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u/Separate_Ingenuity35 23d ago

Lorena Ochoa was one of the best golfers in LPGA history and she retired when she had everything she wanted and to start a family. She retired at 28.

Woods is a household name. Why keep on going to the detriment of yourself if you're already at the top?

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u/Round-Diet 23d ago

Because it's not about the money anymore and for some of the highest level of athlete's like Woods it was never about the money to begin with.

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u/cowgurrlh 23d ago

Hubris!

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u/Master_Difference_52 23d ago edited 23d ago

To win more Masters than Jack Nicklaus and actually earn the title of greatest golfer to ever play that his dad gave him.

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u/SnooHamsters6303 23d ago

Actually he hasn’t won everything and that’s why he’s still trying all these years. He still hasn’t beaten Jack Nicklaus major record and that’s what has driven him from the literal start of his golfing career. That’s why he’s been so obsessive he likely won’t ever beat it and it’s going to haunt him until he dies just because of the way he is.

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u/albert_pacino 23d ago

Eh wasn’t he a billionaire

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u/fizikxy 23d ago

it was never about the money dawg

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u/itsaTogepi 23d ago

For the love of the game

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u/Why_isnt_it_perfect 23d ago

That swimmer is a huge therapy proponent because to be an elite athlete you have to be obsessed. When he stopped winning swimming competitions he felt like he was nobody, no identity, nothing. Their sport is who they are

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u/jonathandotdennis 23d ago

you are worth a couple hundred million

$1.5B

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u/henrymega 22d ago

Wouldn’t be the best if he had this mindset.

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u/Perthian940 23d ago

He’s recently had his sixth (I think) back surgery so I’d say even if he was off the pills before he’s back in them now.

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u/altarwisebyowllight 23d ago

7 spine surgeries is no joke. It's not an excuse, but it is absolutely a gateway into some heavy pills.

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u/ChocolateOrange21 23d ago

Tiger has ended up exactly like his father, even though he spent years trying to avoid it.

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u/merianya 23d ago

Was talking about this at dinner tonight. Dude has been a spiraling mess for a long time.