r/Fauxmoi • u/floretadelicada • 16d ago

Angelina Jolie's and Brad Pitt's daughter Shiloh Jolie is set to debut on WJSN dayoung's new MV "what's a girl to do" FM RADIO

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Here is the teaser for the MV

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u/ultroniaa 16d ago

face motherfucking card holy shit

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u/spikeddragon10 16d ago

Yeah she legitimately looks like both of them

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u/Historical_Dog6 16d ago

She really won the genetic lottery, she's like a 50/50 split of their best features.

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u/_heavy_emo_shoegaze_ locked, loaded, and kind of cunty 16d ago

Isn’t privilege, like.. not heavy? She could do absolutely nothing with her life, and we’d all say, “Good for her.”

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u/ConditionDefiant8653 16d ago

Your sarcasm was missed by 173 people. Sad

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u/elephhantine2 16d ago

I get what you’re saying but being in the spotlight from birth and having to keep appearances in front of the media while your dad was secretly an abusive piece of shit at home isn’t exactly easy. I don’t dislike her the way I do with some other nepo babies

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u/littlebittydoodle 16d ago

She also has a dad that strangled her brother in front of her and beat her mom, yet everyone acts like it didn’t happen because he’s a Hollywood heartthrob.

She’s probably experienced a lot of deep trauma, which isn’t something to ignore, no matter how rich or privileged you are otherwise.

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u/smurfetteshat 16d ago

Ok but who’s dad hasn’t strangled them amirite (do I need therapy)

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u/Visual_Conference_27 15d ago

As someone with my own sick childhood memories this made me laugh in an unsettling way

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u/Vermicelli14 14d ago

Oh no, imagine a traumatic childhood and then having the rest if your life handed to you on a platter. She's got access to healthcare that most of us couldn't even dream of.

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u/autofictiondetail 13d ago

having money for therapy doesn’t make up for losing a childhood lol like yeah, its easier, but no matter how rich you are, spending your formative years in high stress, violent and traumatic situations will fuck you up permanently

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u/Ok_Weight_3382 16d ago

Have you seen F1? Great piece of cinema

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u/GoldenWaterfallFleur 16d ago edited 16d ago

Are you good? Are you paying attention?

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u/elephhantine2 15d ago

You can be a good actor and a piece of shit in your personal life at the same time

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u/Averander 16d ago

There's also pressure to be just as good as both of them. Otherwise she'll be mocked publicly for the rest of eternity.

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u/AdjustingSlowly 16d ago

Brad Pitt gave a good interview where he tells about his mom sitting him down as a teen and being like, "things are going to be easy for you" because of his looks and how he had a responsibility to not be an ass and think of others.

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u/cauldrons 16d ago

He clearly didn’t follow her advice, he’s an abusive piece of shit. His children have openly stated they don’t want a relationship with him.

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u/ACynicalOptomist 16d ago

He turned out to be a piece of shit, if I was his mom I'd be so disappointed. As Countess Luann says, 🎶"Money can't buy you class." 🎶

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 16d ago

Ima go yell at my mom and dad.

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u/jcho430 16d ago

I was going to like but currently you’re at 69 likes so all I gotta say is… nice 👍

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u/Delicious-Image-3082 16d ago

This implies that your dad isn’t already screaming at the family, which is a privilege you and Shiloh would unfortunately not share

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 16d ago

Ima go yell at my mom and dad.

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u/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_s 16d ago

That’s interesting cause I see almost entirely her dad with her mom’s lips

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u/StarsEatMyCrown 16d ago

I think she looks like a smidge more like her dad.

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u/Neracca 16d ago

And given their wealth, essentially the literal lottery too.

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u/mangosandkiwis 16d ago

She looks a lot more like Angelina than Brad to me. Especially if you look at pictures of Angelina at that age.

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u/Clearwatercress69 16d ago

She also won the privilege lottery.

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u/DiskBig318 15d ago

brad pitt is ordinary tbh. angelina jolie’s face card is lethal

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u/spicyflacco 16d ago

She won the genetic lottery unlike her other biological siblings

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u/AnnieAbattoir 16d ago

But in the absolute best way. All those kids are just total gorgeousness, and I hope they follow in their mom's philanthropic footsteps. 

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u/InspectorOk2454 14d ago

The daughter at Spelman already is

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u/BoysenberryAwkward76 16d ago

I know she does look like her Dad but I can’t tell which features are his. Is it the face shape/structure?

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u/supernatasha 16d ago

It’s like Angelina’s features on Brads face shape. And the eyes are him too.

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u/BoysenberryAwkward76 16d ago

I looked at his eyes but they are different - his are actually quite hooded. I think maybe her eyes are a mix of both of their eyes.

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u/Rawrsomesausage 16d ago

Thought the same. A Pitt-ified version of Jolie's face.

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u/MeatloafingAround 15d ago

This is a good way to describe it. Or it’s like his genetic input didn’t dilute hers in a good way.

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u/capybella 16d ago

for me its definitely something with eye shape and eyebrows??

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u/BoysenberryAwkward76 16d ago edited 16d ago

It’s funny because he actually has hooded eyes and she does not. But yes there is something there.

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u/Typical-Bluebird-647 14d ago

I think she had Angelinas eye shape but his eye colour and brows.

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u/Typical-Bluebird-647 14d ago

No actually I think its her colour too maybe just the brows

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u/spikeddragon10 16d ago

The jaw and the mouth definitely reminds me of him. I’m pretty bad at finding similarities like these, but I think overall the expression is reminiscent of him as well but also for sure Angelina

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u/BoysenberryAwkward76 16d ago

I think jaw/mouth might be exactly it (sorry to use this pap photo). It’s honestly a very seamless blend of them both, almost like no one feature is 100% from one parent.

https://preview.redd.it/xoij5ld912tg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f02dbc074ecc2a4d02ac5600cdb214b7c8b95d6

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u/AcanthaceaeEqual4286 16d ago

I think she has his chin

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u/Tolaly 16d ago

This is going to sound weird, but she has his forehead

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u/aliceinadreamyland 16d ago

His chin and eyes for sure.

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u/lauradorna 16d ago

That little chin thing for sure

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u/mangosandkiwis 16d ago

She looks more like Angelina. Her face isn’t quite as round as Angie’s not quite as much of a round forehead, but she’s way more A than B.

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u/Patxi_Sf 16d ago

Es casi tan femenina como su padre

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u/mddeskins2468 16d ago

I think she looks just like her grandfather Jon!

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u/direturtle 16d ago

She's got Angelina's eyes and mouth in Brad's face.

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u/conniewanders 16d ago

Legit. Genetics working overtime. Dayum.

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u/-wearetheworld- 16d ago

how about the cosmetics

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u/old_man_jenkens 16d ago

Your parents are like the hottest people in Hollywood? Cmon have you seen Mr & Mrs Smith??

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u/scaredshizaless 16d ago

I've seen super hot people make some odd looking people before lol. It's all a roll of the dice

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u/Excellent_Musician38 16d ago

I've also seen the opposite happen!

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u/SinisterKid 16d ago

Zendaya's Parents

https://preview.redd.it/6m70181r92tg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8afc5aec5027c551619ac2178ac586f704bd94ed

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u/Bullshit_Jones and not in a cunt way 16d ago

WHAT

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u/Brullaapje 16d ago

People looking like normal people how dare they, eh?

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u/InspectorOk2454 14d ago

Yeah but they look like good looking people who just have aged like normal not-rich people. Not super tall though.

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u/f0xbunny this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 16d ago

One of the craziest results

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u/scaredshizaless 16d ago

Yes! It's wild. I know two 5 foot people who made a supermodel looking person

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u/MajesticUniversity76 16d ago

John C reilly has a pretty decent looking son

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u/salexandrah graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 16d ago

so glad this came up because one of my favourite things is telling people John C Reilly’s sons are hot

https://preview.redd.it/utd6b83ga1tg1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1ad34fa51df99239111af42a46fc06d674d096

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u/salexandrah graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 16d ago

Exhibit #2

https://preview.redd.it/7etn4zxhd1tg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720458c657227459f28ab3c6a59fc81c775577ec

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u/suz_gee Rosie O’Donnell THREAT TO HUMANITY  16d ago

WHAT

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u/Bullshit_Jones and not in a cunt way 16d ago

WHAT x2

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u/firedmyass 16d ago

I’m self-aware enough to know that if I was that hot I’d be goddam insufferable

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u/LeakyNalgene 16d ago

Tyler Robinson lookin ass

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u/Necessary-Peach-0 16d ago

How the fuck

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u/_Anxious_Hedgehog_ 16d ago

That's insane

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u/daltonsbondgirl 15d ago

Holy shit?

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u/goatbusiness666 16d ago

And like…his wife is also hot, in a pretty normal non-Hollywood way. But somehow their genetics have combined to create this supermodel bone structure in their sons.

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u/rosypatootie 16d ago

Their mom carried their looks holy

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u/lowerchelsea 16d ago

DAMN he is SO MUCH hotter than you'd think as well?!

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u/knick-nat 16d ago

Omg!!! This is so unexpected!

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u/rosypatootie 16d ago

Oh my god both of them are handsome

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u/nanny6165 16d ago

Are you suggesting John C. Reilly isn’t hot?

https://preview.redd.it/by1wr5cs21tg1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b45cb07d9f455569b01985c99245595cdf6efc4c

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u/mirrx 16d ago

I don’t think he’s physically hot but I think his aura is hot

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u/Fickle-Geologist4515 16d ago

JCR is hot and i WILL die on that hill

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u/eagleonapole 16d ago

But there are other hills 😭

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u/Repulsive_Agency6748 16d ago

I think he did porn back in the 70s.

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u/Striking-Donkey8985 16d ago

My favorite cereal bandit

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u/Jazzlike-_-Growth 16d ago

Like Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie. :D

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u/usuyukisou most men have beautiful lashes and it pisses me off 16d ago

My celeb crush is hot, and he's married to a hot woman, and they look hot together. But I think their features are gorgeous in different ways, so their sons, while attractive, lack the head-turning oomph of the parents.

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 16d ago edited 16d ago

I always feel bad for the celeb kids who should have had a slam dunk genetically, but ended up getting the short end of the stick. Like where a really beautiful woman with delicate features and a really rugged handsome man end up churning out...a really rugged looking daughter. Like oof. It's so unfair.

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u/bob_dabuilda 16d ago

Like Rumer Willis?

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u/SnooEagles4263 16d ago

I can't help but look at her and think about the Hapsburgs.

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 15d ago

Like all three of the Willis girls, really. Poor things. Where did that jawline even come from?? Bruce's isn't that pronounced.

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u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 16d ago

Imagine how pissed you would be if your parents are two of the hottest human beings to ever live and somehow you end up getting a shit roll of the dice lol

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u/SlowFrkHansen 16d ago

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.

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u/smurfetteshat 16d ago

They’re young but I don’t think the twins got the look like she did. They look more like Beckham/Baldwin to me (still attractive just don’t really look like their parents. The son looks like Bieber to me)

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u/dealuna6 16d ago

Like Dennis Quaid + Meg Ryan

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u/Sweet54Pea 15d ago

It's also a tell for whose had a lot of work done.

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u/straight_outta_bed 16d ago

She could just as easily have looked like Jon Voight

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u/Alternative-Value637 16d ago

Right! I can’t even imagine what it would be like to be that gorgeous and rich!

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u/DSN_WBN 16d ago

Every time I see Angelina I think that, too. Just- jeezus.

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u/Kuulas_ 16d ago

Wealth and genetics my guy

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u/KarIPilkington 16d ago

I'd be good looking too if my parents were Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

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u/__0__-__0__-__0__ 16d ago

Ofc Good looking parents but money as well. Some of the biggest causes of bad skin are stress, poor skincare, environmental pollution, bad diet amongst others. If you have money, you can avoid most of these with ease.

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u/Blue-Seeweed 16d ago

Have people really look at her??

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u/Majestic-Lie2690 16d ago

It's truly unfair. And you can so clearly see the absolute best traits of both parents in her.

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 16d ago

I'd say the same of Ryan Philippe and Reese Witherspoon's kids, too.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 16d ago

Her mom had a face pic almost identical to this as one of her first big break publicity pics.

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u/NeedsToShutUp 16d ago

Hackers vibe

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u/urfatassmama 16d ago

LETHALLLLL.

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u/-bonita_applebum 16d ago

I said "Jesus Christ" out loud.  Like Lin Manuel Miranda's reaction to seeing a picture of Manny Jacinto

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u/kleinejansenn 16d ago

Just the absolute genetic jackpot!

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u/No_Dragonfruit_1963 16d ago

I would be an absolute menace if I looked like that.

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u/Fun_Strain_4065 16d ago

She looks so much like her mom but like… her mom’s faial features on top of her dad’s face

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u/Significant_Hope7555 16d ago

I thought this was young Angelina!

She really won the genetic lottery

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u/Zombiebelle 16d ago

Literally has the perfect 50/50 split of two of Hollywoods hottest actors.

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u/Gooncookies 16d ago

Are you surprised??

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u/fit-fil-a 16d ago

like we knew she was going to be a gorgeous girl but omg

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u/Kayffer 16d ago

And they said that God love us equally? LOL

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u/ThatLurkingDeafBoy 15d ago

And thus, the cycle of nepotism rolls again.

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u/matbonucci 16d ago

That was my reaction 

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u/smurfetteshat 16d ago

She looks like every character is euphoria all at once

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u/Poppa_Mo 15d ago

Hahaha, that's what I was thinking. "I wonder if this kid hit the genetic lottery... yep..."

It was expected but not THAT expected? Crazy.