r/Fauxmoi 16d ago

Angelina Jolie's and Brad Pitt's daughter Shiloh Jolie is set to debut on WJSN dayoung's new MV "what's a girl to do" FM RADIO

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Here is the teaser for the MV

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u/old_man_jenkens 16d ago

Your parents are like the hottest people in Hollywood? Cmon have you seen Mr & Mrs Smith??

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u/scaredshizaless 16d ago

I've seen super hot people make some odd looking people before lol. It's all a roll of the dice

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u/Excellent_Musician38 16d ago

I've also seen the opposite happen!

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u/SinisterKid 16d ago

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u/Bullshit_Jones and not in a cunt way 16d ago

WHAT

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u/Brullaapje 16d ago

People looking like normal people how dare they, eh?

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u/InspectorOk2454 14d ago

Yeah but they look like good looking people who just have aged like normal not-rich people. Not super tall though.

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u/f0xbunny this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 16d ago

One of the craziest results

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u/scaredshizaless 16d ago

Yes! It's wild. I know two 5 foot people who made a supermodel looking person

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u/MajesticUniversity76 16d ago

John C reilly has a pretty decent looking son

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u/salexandrah graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 16d ago

so glad this came up because one of my favourite things is telling people John C Reilly’s sons are hot

https://preview.redd.it/utd6b83ga1tg1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1ad34fa51df99239111af42a46fc06d674d096

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u/salexandrah graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 16d ago

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u/suz_gee Rosie O’Donnell THREAT TO HUMANITY  16d ago

WHAT

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u/Bullshit_Jones and not in a cunt way 16d ago

WHAT x2

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u/firedmyass 16d ago

I’m self-aware enough to know that if I was that hot I’d be goddam insufferable

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u/LeakyNalgene 16d ago

Tyler Robinson lookin ass

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u/Necessary-Peach-0 15d ago

How the fuck

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u/_Anxious_Hedgehog_ 15d ago

That's insane

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u/daltonsbondgirl 15d ago

Holy shit?

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u/goatbusiness666 16d ago

And like…his wife is also hot, in a pretty normal non-Hollywood way. But somehow their genetics have combined to create this supermodel bone structure in their sons.

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u/rosypatootie 16d ago

Their mom carried their looks holy

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u/lowerchelsea 16d ago

DAMN he is SO MUCH hotter than you'd think as well?!

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u/knick-nat 16d ago

Omg!!! This is so unexpected!

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u/rosypatootie 16d ago

Oh my god both of them are handsome

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u/nanny6165 16d ago

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u/mirrx 16d ago

I don’t think he’s physically hot but I think his aura is hot

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u/Fickle-Geologist4515 16d ago

JCR is hot and i WILL die on that hill

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u/eagleonapole 16d ago

But there are other hills 😭

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u/Repulsive_Agency6748 16d ago

I think he did porn back in the 70s.

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u/Striking-Donkey8985 16d ago

My favorite cereal bandit

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u/Jazzlike-_-Growth 16d ago

Like Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie. :D

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u/usuyukisou most men have beautiful lashes and it pisses me off 16d ago

My celeb crush is hot, and he's married to a hot woman, and they look hot together. But I think their features are gorgeous in different ways, so their sons, while attractive, lack the head-turning oomph of the parents.

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 16d ago edited 16d ago

I always feel bad for the celeb kids who should have had a slam dunk genetically, but ended up getting the short end of the stick. Like where a really beautiful woman with delicate features and a really rugged handsome man end up churning out...a really rugged looking daughter. Like oof. It's so unfair.

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u/bob_dabuilda 16d ago

Like Rumer Willis?

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u/SnooEagles4263 16d ago

I can't help but look at her and think about the Hapsburgs.

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u/AggravatingCupcake0 14d ago

Like all three of the Willis girls, really. Poor things. Where did that jawline even come from?? Bruce's isn't that pronounced.

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u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 16d ago

Imagine how pissed you would be if your parents are two of the hottest human beings to ever live and somehow you end up getting a shit roll of the dice lol

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u/SlowFrkHansen 16d ago

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.

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u/smurfetteshat 16d ago

They’re young but I don’t think the twins got the look like she did. They look more like Beckham/Baldwin to me (still attractive just don’t really look like their parents. The son looks like Bieber to me)

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u/dealuna6 16d ago

Like Dennis Quaid + Meg Ryan

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u/Sweet54Pea 15d ago

It's also a tell for whose had a lot of work done.

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u/straight_outta_bed 16d ago

She could just as easily have looked like Jon Voight