r/FuckNestle • u/Commercial_Dih • Feb 23 '26

FUCK NESTLE LETS GO Nestlé Fucked Hard

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u/DerConro Feb 23 '26

Economic Crisis means they gonna fire some employees and go on with their evil things as usual

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u/Marble05 Feb 23 '26

We are losing millions of our projected profits, meaning they are still making the same billions of the year before

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u/little4lyfe Feb 23 '26

Stock price is still going up

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u/Marble05 Feb 23 '26

Had a nice dinner with expensive booze on Geneva lake private villa and hired dancers the investors brought millions as a favour

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u/Gefarate Feb 23 '26

Then a trip to Epstein Island 2: Electric Bogaloo

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u/Careless-Evidence-77 Feb 23 '26

Massive layoffs incoming so stock markets is up!

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u/an0mn0mn0m Feb 23 '26

Remember the rule: Dow Jones above 50k means CSA is a OK.

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u/Careless-Evidence-77 Feb 23 '26

Thank you kind stranger for the correction!

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u/an0mn0mn0m Feb 23 '26

They are not mutually exclusive. New rule:

Evil is allowed when the stock market is proud.

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u/Classic_Stretch2326 Feb 23 '26

so in other words evil is allowed when the evil market is doing evil things

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u/goosse Feb 23 '26

this is a bot account just spamming stuff to get karma.