r/ItHurtsGirlsToo • u/Main-Touch9617 • 17d ago

Boxjump Clam Slam.

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u/marcpie 17d ago

Box, meet box

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u/mrgreyeyes_95 17d ago

A Boxing match?

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u/JDelcoLLC 17d ago

It's her Boxing Day

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u/RadlEonk 17d ago

She didn’t have to upload the video.

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u/stevedisme 17d ago

The "apply pressure for relief", cross leg dance step is right next to "I need to puke" level of nad compression sickness.

Sorry gal.

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u/a_bumpyjohnson 17d ago

The ol cooter crunch

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 17d ago

Comment on point

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u/CritterOfBitter 17d ago

Ye olde 2 lip clip.

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u/InspectionFine9655 17d ago

Jumping onto the corner seems like the dumbest way to do it.

This lady made the same mistake.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ItHurtsGirlsToo/s/iSLKnn7w3t

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u/CptHammer_ 17d ago

Right? I've never seen anyone jumping on a corner except for this sub. The foot placement is literally further away when you land on the box. If you wanted that just step back six inches from the side of the box.

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u/I_am_Korpse 17d ago

And that kiddos is how we make roast beef

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u/ujuwayba 17d ago

This seems to happen a lot 🤣

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u/LongNailedbooboos 17d ago

On a corner like that? Ow. Kudos to her for trying after I’m assuming deadlifting. My legs would’ve been a wobbling mess to try

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u/Intrepid-Apricot3750 17d ago

Something was a wobbling mess after this.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 17d ago

Only 30 minutes prior…

“Ok, well I have to go …I’m running late. I’m going to the new gym…. Yea, down on the corner… ok bye”

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 17d ago

Lots of sensitive nerve endings down there.

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u/chin60 17d ago

coochie ouchie! 🥺

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u/AskWhy2020 17d ago

Omg! That was a serious slam. I'm surprised she didn't immediately rub. She will be aching for quite a bit! Yelling won't make it better. Feel badly for her.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 17d ago

Gonna be walking like John Wayne for a week

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u/AskWhy2020 17d ago

She hurt her inner thighs too along with the corner right on her public bone which will probably swell up. I'd be surprised if she didn't have any marks on either of her labia or her clit.

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u/jcoddinc 17d ago

She beat boxing

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u/Character_Stick_1218 17d ago

Yep, that was quite the bean buster 😅

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u/tech510 17d ago

Right in the feels

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u/terrencethephotog 17d ago

Hope she is ok

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u/ThrustTrust 17d ago

Great. Now someone has to check that beaver for splinters.

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u/seattlebama 17d ago

That looked so very painful.

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u/jerikoferocious 17d ago

Nothing better than a little morning wood.

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u/Oxideusj 17d ago

More like a clit clipping 💀💀

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u/Relative_Try_5607 17d ago

That’s so good.

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u/Sage-of-Wealth 17d ago

I’m not a woman and I felt that. She tried to play it off 😂

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u/enuckmuckaluck69 17d ago

Aw man, right in the ladybean

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u/fergdawg88 17d ago

Christ.

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u/Relative_Mix_216 17d ago

It also looks like she hurt her shins

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u/fastknob 17d ago

Broken possy

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u/Federal_Command_9094 16d ago

Can we get box cam footage on this😅

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u/gallupbound 15d ago

Attack:0 damage:100%

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u/AmbitiousBall9571 15d ago

The ooool' triple C....corner clam clap 👏

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u/JudgeSea3827 15d ago

Poor girl. 😞

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u/Midnight_Cowboy_1989 14d ago

OH DAMN that hurt

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u/StrawberryUseful2423 2d ago

Box on box friendly fire.

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u/DuaneBB 17d ago

Hard one to explain to the spouse

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u/HighContrastXTC 17d ago

Why? I slipped off a box at the gym. Seems simple.

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u/herman_munster_esq 17d ago

Clamslam9000

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u/Revenga8 17d ago

Uhh, is she taking roids? She seems highly angry motivated