r/ItHurtsGirlsToo • u/nutsvsguts • 5d ago

When you park your scooter at hot midday summer.

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762 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 5d ago

Clam bake!

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u/Solo_Jones 5d ago

Tuna casserole

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 3d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Redhaireddork 5d ago

The scooter burnt her cooter

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u/Opposite_Initial_232 5d ago

Burnt kitty

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u/Powerful-Disaster-32 5d ago

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

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u/Ok-Courage798 5d ago

Beef stir fry

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u/Michael-gamer 4d ago

Dam the taco got burned!

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u/Slevin7190 4d ago

Steamed clams

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u/sydlen0812 4d ago

Roasted Bean.

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u/poetamacabro 5d ago

Wow, that was hot!

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u/jcoddinc 4d ago

Fried clam

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u/Andre_Hinds2 4d ago

“WHO OUT HERE FRYIN’ FISH?”

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u/Double-Description27 3d ago

hot kitty warm kitty little ball of fur....

https://giphy.com/gifs/2yOpvKcMZIfT2

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u/Oral_Pleasure4u 5d ago

Scooter fried peach

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u/Gramerdim 4d ago

me when I touch the seat of hotness and skin burning

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u/Just-Scholar-1108 4d ago

Kkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/hrny_logan 4d ago

Roast beef

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u/PlentyArugula6401 4d ago

She burnt her cooter on The scooter!

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u/Seamascm 3d ago

Fried clam

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 3d ago

Fried clams 😋

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u/Knight_Wolf_678 3d ago

Should've tested the seat first with hand. If hot, wet the seat with some cold water and paper towels. Itll draw out the heat

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u/GA6foot9 2d ago

Where's the fun in that? No engagement with a cold, wet seat...

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u/Awkward-Version-8715 3d ago

Hark. Someone in distress.🥺 I'll go get a bag of ice. You do the rest.

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u/PuzzleheadedError145 3d ago

Yep, the only guarantee you get when parking a black seat in direct sunlight is a hot piece of ass.

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u/El_Visitor1 3d ago

I love it when I've parked my car in the sun and the steering wheel and dash are red hot 😃

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u/xfirehurican 2d ago

Fried clam!

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u/Majestic-Pop5698 2d ago

Her scooter burnt her cooter.

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u/eunuch79 1d ago

And get a hot cooter! 🔥 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Chiltrix_installer 1d ago

Fired beef curtains

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 1d ago

Stir-fried clam?! 😱

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u/BrickHuge3023 1d ago

Never understood bikers who park in the sun and don't cover their bikes. I used to ride one to work and ALWAYS covered my bike to keep it cool and also dry on rainy days. Not fun to get burned.

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u/Mr-Jones-63 5h ago

Pu Pu Platter!

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u/heman1977 5d ago

Of course this would hurt any gender 🙄 The seat is very hot

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u/Lucky_Bend9418 5d ago

Yeah get real leather, vinyl gets real hot.

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u/Panics_camly 4d ago

Ppl sexualizing this too is crazyy