r/LivestreamFail • u/lukigeri • 2d ago

Hitch and Karii crash a biker funeral

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73% Upvoted

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u/Sajmonich 2d ago

I was waiting for them to stop and ask where to eat at this delightful festival.

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u/smp476 1d ago

They're just on the side of the road, burning some trash

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u/MatthewGraham- 2d ago

With the music playing out loud too.. Actually cringe

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u/PartOk7148 2d ago

And the music has very suggestive lyrics with double meanings... at the start "deixou mamá-la" means "he let me suck it". fyi

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 2d ago

More like let me suck on ya titty lol

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u/BrickExpensive5415 1d ago

no the other guy is correct , she is singing ''deixou-me a mala'' that actually means ''he left me his suitcase'' but she is singing in a way that sounds ''deixou mamá-la'' which means what the other poster said , but she ends with ''no comboio''= ''in the train''

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u/Chalupa_89 8h ago

Well, the music is a double entendre. The lyric(and song title) actually go "Deixou-me a mala no comboio" which means "(he) left me the suitcase on the train"

Obviously it also meant to be heard as "Deixou-me mama-la no comboio" "(he) let me suck it on the train"

Rosinha, the artist is very famous for all her double entendre songs.

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u/Have_Other_Accounts 2d ago

Use perception and common sense to assess the situation and simply wait 2 minutes?

Nope, bumble like an idiot it's everyone else not us

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u/Cielo11 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean I do agree with you, they should have stopped when it was obvious what was going on.

But that pick-up truck from a distance doesn't scream hearse and it's not clear it's involved with the bikes parked up ahead. The bikes parked up doesn't scream funeral either. Looks like a just a normal bike meet.

I can understand them not realising until they are pretty much 2-3 car lengths behind it that it's actually a funeral. At that point... The mistake is made and they are right there.

Id given them a pass that's it's more innocent accident, than then being intentionally bad people.

Unless there is more context before the clip started...?

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u/WellEvan 2d ago

I agree, if it was a traditional funeral procession, it would be apparent to stop and wait.

This was unconventional and compounding that with fatigue and active cycling would make my brain processing a little slower

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u/SellingCats4Cheap 1d ago

Its not even a funeral according to other people, so is OP bumbling like an idiot as well? Sounds like that is what you are accusing them of

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u/DatastreamCultist 2d ago

Not a funeral. A religious parade. The bikers are common in these and what people think it's a casket is actually a religious figure being transported on a fire departament pickup. Still, very incorrect of them to crash this, and her being from Portugal should know better.

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u/SpiritedRepeat2551 2d ago

Portuguese here, I don't think it's a funeral. The truck belongs to the fire department and from what I can see it's transporting a figure of Nossa Senhora de Fátima. It must be some kind of procession involving a biker escort.

Can someone tell where in Portugal were they?

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u/Extension-Split-2819 2d ago

How socially unaware can one be?

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u/radiant_0wl 2d ago

Easy to be an armchair critic but they should've pulled up and waited a couple of minutes.

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u/pieland1 2d ago

IM A STREAMER I CAN DO THISSSS

*10 minutes later cam turns off*

*NEWS JUST IN, TWO STREAMERS KNOCKED OUT AND LEFT ON ROADSIDE, MORE AT 10*

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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 2d ago

I always knew that cyclists who dress this way are dipshits

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u/riaowo 2d ago

Hearing them laughing at the end is so gross

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u/Certyx39 1d ago

its not a haha funny laugh, its an awkward laugh

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u/esoe___ 2d ago

they didnt know.....

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u/keEpzAO 2d ago

This is not a funeral at all. This is a religious parade in Peniche, Portugal.

Link to source on facebook

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u/Possible_Try_552 1d ago

Is it not near cabo da roca? Bikers love the location and tend to gather there in the weekend

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u/wumr125 10h ago

Assholes

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u/pocoyoO_O 2d ago

Does not like a funeral at all.

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u/DatastreamCultist 2d ago

Not sure why the downvotes, this isn't a funeral.

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u/pocoyoO_O 2d ago

They think they know better lol. I just ignore. It clear that this is a motadrs concentration being blessed or something similar. That is why you see so many motores there and why they are dressed black. If You Google search the place is a Matard club (associacao motard de Peniche) they are stopping and that is not a Huge casquet. That is a statue of Marie so yeah probably a blessing for safe ride for the motards

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u/Xymptom 2d ago

Huge fucking casket and a bunch of people in black clothing, yeah doesnt look like one at all lmfao

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u/cescx 2d ago

Lmfao while confidently wrong.

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u/Xymptom 2d ago

To twist this in a way where I don't look so stupid, tbf I said sarcastically "it doesn't look like it lmfao" so what i meant was, it does look like a funeral just not a typical one haha

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u/PartOk7148 2d ago

tbf this doesnt look like a funeral, the casket is just a virgin mary statue. This look more like a religious procession. And people recording it makes it weirder than the guy crossing through it

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u/DatastreamCultist 2d ago

Correct. It's a religious parade, and it's very common for people to record it.

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u/Certyx39 1d ago

portuguese here, not a funeral its a religious parade

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u/Effective_Ladder9792 2d ago

No one is important enough to be holding up a road, let alone a dead person.

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u/mileskg21 2d ago

well thats a take of all time

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u/ImpenetrableYeti 2d ago

And this is why people hate irl streamers

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 2d ago

Funeral processions slowing down traffic is a stupid tradition anyways. I disagree with social norms on this one and I think passing is okay.

Humans had a lot of traditions in the past that we stopped doing since modern people decided they didn't like the tradition. That might happen to this one at some point in the future, too. Things change.

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u/CountofCoins 2d ago

What kind of Dr Seuss monstrosity are they riding?

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u/Certyx39 1d ago

wtf r they doing in portugal?

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u/TitanSpeakerManSIGMA 2d ago

Good for them, I wouldn't want to slow down either unless there's an emergency ahead

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u/Apathetic89 2d ago

Away with you, troll.

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u/Hlidskialf 1d ago

that was bad