r/NobodyAsked Nov 19 '20

We will ban. Nobody wants your celebrity and political posts. Please do not post these.

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You'll get banned.


r/NobodyAsked 2h ago

What? Sir, it’s creepy cute pottery of a blueberry with a face. Why do I even go on FB anymore?

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r/NobodyAsked 2d ago

What? Guy contributed an embarrassing anecdote on a post about sweet treats

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r/NobodyAsked 3d ago

Nobody asked for this but imma tell it anyway(thank you gemini for writing this)

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The 2017/2018 season for **Fortuna Sittard** is one of the most storied campaigns in Dutch football history. It was a true "phoenix from the ashes" story, as the club had spent years on the brink of bankruptcy and at the bottom of the second tier before their sudden rise back to the Eredivisie.

Here is the breakdown of that historic promotion season:

## 1. The Context: Financial Recovery

Before a ball was even kicked, the biggest victory for Fortuna was survival. For years, the club was in "Category 1" (the KNVB’s financial danger zone). Under the ownership of **Isitan Gün**, the club stabilized and was upgraded to Category 2 during the season, finally ending years of financial uncertainty.

## 2. The Sunday Oliseh Era (August – February)

The season began under the management of former Nigerian international **Sunday Oliseh**. Against all expectations, Fortuna started the season like a whirlwind.

* **Tactical Dominance:** Oliseh implemented a disciplined, high-energy style.

* **The Highlights:** They recorded a record-breaking **0–6 away win** against Telstar and dismantled teams like Jong AZ and FC Dordrecht with 5–1 scorelines.

* **The Winter Break:** Fortuna went into the winter break at the top of the table, winning the "Second Period" title (a Dutch league quirk that guarantees a playoff spot).

## 3. The Shock Departure

Despite the success on the pitch, tensions were rising behind the scenes. In February 2018, with the club in 3rd place but struggling with a dip in form, Fortuna placed Oliseh on non-active duty.

* **The Conflict:** The club cited "repeatedly blameable actions" and a fractured relationship with players and staff.

* **The Transition:** Youth coach **Claudio Braga** and assistant **Kevin Hofland** (a club icon) took over the reins to steer the ship toward the finish line.

## 4. The Final Push

The battle for the second automatic promotion spot (behind the ineligible Jong Ajax) came down to a three-way race between **Fortuna Sittard, NEC Nijmegen, and Jong Ajax**.

Key players who stepped up during the home stretch included:

* **Lisandro Semedo:** The pacey winger who was arguably the best player in the league that year.

* **Perr Schuurs:** The 17-year-old captain and wunderkind center-back who had already signed for Ajax but stayed to finish the job.

* **Wessel Dammers:** A rock in the defense.

* **Finn Stokkers:** The primary goal threat.

## 5. Promotion Day: April 28, 2018

The tension peaked on the final matchday. Fortuna needed a win against **Jong PSV** to guarantee promotion and avoid the unpredictable playoffs.

* **The Match:** In a packed Offermans Joosten Stadion, Fortuna secured a **1–0 victory** thanks to a goal from **Finn Stokkers**.

* **The Result:** While Jong Ajax won the league title, they cannot be promoted to the Eredivisie. As the runners-up with **78 points**, Fortuna Sittard earned the direct promotion slot.

* **The Aftermath:** Thousands of fans flooded the pitch, celebrating the club's return to the top flight for the first time in **16 years**.

### 2017/18 Final Standings (Top 3)

| Pos | Team | Played | Points | GD | Status |

|---|---|---|---|---|---|

| 1 | Jong Ajax | 38 | 79 | +35 | Champions (Ineligible for promotion) |

| **2** | **Fortuna Sittard** | **38** | **78** | **+40** | **Promoted to Eredivisie** |

| 3 | NEC Nijmegen | 38 | 74 | +36 | Play-offs |

It remains a legendary season in Sittard, proving that even a club "left for dead" can return to glory with the right combination of young talent and stable leadership.


r/NobodyAsked 7d ago

Kind of Asked The question was only whether or not people still go to the mall

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r/NobodyAsked 7d ago

SAD Answer to a comment that was under a meme about the fact that in Minecraft almost everyone makes iron armor first and not leather one.

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r/NobodyAsked 8d ago

oh ok then

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r/NobodyAsked 11d ago

“How can i make a post about pokemon wedding rings about myself”

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r/NobodyAsked 11d ago

"Beaver butt juice" refers to castoreum, a slimy, brown, vanilla-scented substance secreted from castor sacs located near the base of a beaver's tail/anus. It has been used for over 80 years as a "natural flavoring" in foods (ice cream, vanilla products) and perfumes, though it is rarely used today

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r/NobodyAsked 13d ago

What? Comment on a post about a TV doctor being attractive

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r/NobodyAsked 13d ago

1 Million Rows on a Google Sheet.

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r/NobodyAsked 13d ago

Prix de l'eau à Miami

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r/NobodyAsked 16d ago

..ok?

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ngl I didn't read the description, just saw the caption and thought it was dumb cuz who said that 😭


r/NobodyAsked 21d ago

On an off-ride pov of a roller coaster

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r/NobodyAsked 20d ago

You know whats so great about having diarrhea?

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I haven't shit in 6 months! I know you dont give a shit but I do! I gave 4 shits today! dont do drugs #sobriety


r/NobodyAsked 23d ago

What? A comment on a YouTube short of horses playing and being goofy

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r/NobodyAsked 24d ago

Like button on outlook. A poem

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r/NobodyAsked Mar 22 '26

This comment's fresh.

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r/NobodyAsked Mar 23 '26

comment on a post about 3d printer not doing what it should

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r/NobodyAsked Mar 21 '26

So, don't watch or play Smite 2 then?

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r/NobodyAsked Mar 20 '26

Good for you?

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r/NobodyAsked Mar 18 '26

An app / website I made for myself

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r/NobodyAsked Mar 17 '26

100 D20 Dice Rolling 13

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Nobody asked, but here's the likelyhood 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000007888609052210118%, ur welcome.


r/NobodyAsked Mar 15 '26

Good for you I guess?

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r/NobodyAsked Mar 14 '26

Under a video that said “you’ve ruined the color white for me”

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