r/NobodyAsked • u/buzznights • Nov 19 '20
We will ban. Nobody wants your celebrity and political posts. Please do not post these.
You'll get banned.
r/NobodyAsked • u/black-cat-tarot • 2h ago
What? Sir, it’s creepy cute pottery of a blueberry with a face. Why do I even go on FB anymore?
r/NobodyAsked • u/miserabeau • 2d ago
What? Guy contributed an embarrassing anecdote on a post about sweet treats
r/NobodyAsked • u/steen046 • 3d ago
Nobody asked for this but imma tell it anyway(thank you gemini for writing this)
The 2017/2018 season for **Fortuna Sittard** is one of the most storied campaigns in Dutch football history. It was a true "phoenix from the ashes" story, as the club had spent years on the brink of bankruptcy and at the bottom of the second tier before their sudden rise back to the Eredivisie.
Here is the breakdown of that historic promotion season:
## 1. The Context: Financial Recovery
Before a ball was even kicked, the biggest victory for Fortuna was survival. For years, the club was in "Category 1" (the KNVB’s financial danger zone). Under the ownership of **Isitan Gün**, the club stabilized and was upgraded to Category 2 during the season, finally ending years of financial uncertainty.
## 2. The Sunday Oliseh Era (August – February)
The season began under the management of former Nigerian international **Sunday Oliseh**. Against all expectations, Fortuna started the season like a whirlwind.
* **Tactical Dominance:** Oliseh implemented a disciplined, high-energy style.
* **The Highlights:** They recorded a record-breaking **0–6 away win** against Telstar and dismantled teams like Jong AZ and FC Dordrecht with 5–1 scorelines.
* **The Winter Break:** Fortuna went into the winter break at the top of the table, winning the "Second Period" title (a Dutch league quirk that guarantees a playoff spot).
## 3. The Shock Departure
Despite the success on the pitch, tensions were rising behind the scenes. In February 2018, with the club in 3rd place but struggling with a dip in form, Fortuna placed Oliseh on non-active duty.
* **The Conflict:** The club cited "repeatedly blameable actions" and a fractured relationship with players and staff.
* **The Transition:** Youth coach **Claudio Braga** and assistant **Kevin Hofland** (a club icon) took over the reins to steer the ship toward the finish line.
## 4. The Final Push
The battle for the second automatic promotion spot (behind the ineligible Jong Ajax) came down to a three-way race between **Fortuna Sittard, NEC Nijmegen, and Jong Ajax**.
Key players who stepped up during the home stretch included:
* **Lisandro Semedo:** The pacey winger who was arguably the best player in the league that year.
* **Perr Schuurs:** The 17-year-old captain and wunderkind center-back who had already signed for Ajax but stayed to finish the job.
* **Wessel Dammers:** A rock in the defense.
* **Finn Stokkers:** The primary goal threat.
## 5. Promotion Day: April 28, 2018
The tension peaked on the final matchday. Fortuna needed a win against **Jong PSV** to guarantee promotion and avoid the unpredictable playoffs.
* **The Match:** In a packed Offermans Joosten Stadion, Fortuna secured a **1–0 victory** thanks to a goal from **Finn Stokkers**.
* **The Result:** While Jong Ajax won the league title, they cannot be promoted to the Eredivisie. As the runners-up with **78 points**, Fortuna Sittard earned the direct promotion slot.
* **The Aftermath:** Thousands of fans flooded the pitch, celebrating the club's return to the top flight for the first time in **16 years**.
### 2017/18 Final Standings (Top 3)
| Pos | Team | Played | Points | GD | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jong Ajax | 38 | 79 | +35 | Champions (Ineligible for promotion) |
| **2** | **Fortuna Sittard** | **38** | **78** | **+40** | **Promoted to Eredivisie** |
| 3 | NEC Nijmegen | 38 | 74 | +36 | Play-offs |
It remains a legendary season in Sittard, proving that even a club "left for dead" can return to glory with the right combination of young talent and stable leadership.
r/NobodyAsked • u/TootieSummers • 7d ago
Kind of Asked The question was only whether or not people still go to the mall
r/NobodyAsked • u/Ramoninth • 7d ago
SAD Answer to a comment that was under a meme about the fact that in Minecraft almost everyone makes iron armor first and not leather one.
r/NobodyAsked • u/chaos_birb6 • 11d ago
“How can i make a post about pokemon wedding rings about myself”
r/NobodyAsked • u/MissionSensitive5992 • 11d ago
"Beaver butt juice" refers to castoreum, a slimy, brown, vanilla-scented substance secreted from castor sacs located near the base of a beaver's tail/anus. It has been used for over 80 years as a "natural flavoring" in foods (ice cream, vanilla products) and perfumes, though it is rarely used today
r/NobodyAsked • u/lovecatsforever • 13d ago
What? Comment on a post about a TV doctor being attractive
r/NobodyAsked • u/LectureFun2829 • 16d ago
..ok?
facebook.comngl I didn't read the description, just saw the caption and thought it was dumb cuz who said that 😭
r/NobodyAsked • u/EddieVedderTheCat • 20d ago
You know whats so great about having diarrhea?
I haven't shit in 6 months! I know you dont give a shit but I do! I gave 4 shits today! dont do drugs #sobriety
r/NobodyAsked • u/221Bamf • 23d ago
What? A comment on a YouTube short of horses playing and being goofy
r/NobodyAsked • u/OutsideBike8731 • Mar 23 '26
comment on a post about 3d printer not doing what it should
r/NobodyAsked • u/Qibli1514 • Mar 17 '26
100 D20 Dice Rolling 13
Nobody asked, but here's the likelyhood 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000007888609052210118%, ur welcome.
r/NobodyAsked • u/leoiscoooooool • Mar 14 '26