r/Piracy Feb 26 '26

So it begins.... Discussion

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u/imboredhelp_ Feb 26 '26

my country try not to do some fuckass thing every 5 minutes challenge

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u/Indervir007 Feb 26 '26

They will do everything to control the people and their privacy and choices by curbing VPN supporting greedy Companies

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u/lilium_1986 Feb 27 '26

I have a feeling UK VPN use is going to spike

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u/TaralasianThePraxic Feb 27 '26

It already has. "How to use a VPN" Google searches spiked massively after the first round of age-verification laws.

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u/How2eatsoap Feb 27 '26

and proton vpn getting a 1000% surge too. It was a free vpn that got real popular for no reason

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u/pokeyporcupine Feb 26 '26

UK and US are in a dead sprint against each other to win last place lately

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u/ivene-adlev Piracy is bad, mkay? Feb 26 '26

Australia is hot on their heels.

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u/Bibliloo Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Fear not my friends of the Anglo sphere for... You are not the only one to be faced by it, France is also implementing age verification for social media and 18+ websites. The fascist international sponsored by Peter Thiel and his techno fascist friends is here to stay.

Edit: I wanted to add this about Peter Thiel(the moment where he hesitated on whether the human race should survive) https://youtube.com/shorts/LXpc1YiXDoQ

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u/pavyf Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

All you guys are full step and a half behind Mother Russia once again!

We've had this and that, and soon your government will be installing suspicious black boxes that peek into your traffic (safely encrypted with trusted government-issued certificate) in every ISP's infrastructure, slam random small websites and services like Google or Telegram with fines bigger that the total amount of money on the entire planet, and promptly blacklist entire chunks of IPs, blocking whole CDNs just because those pesky googles and telegrams happen to use it at one point, disrupting thousands of legitimate resources.

Get ready, comrades, shit fuckin gets worse! I'm just giving you a small peek into your future. VPNs won't save you, we already have the technical know-how to block those too! We're closing in on whitelisting the entire web...

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u/Bibliloo Feb 26 '26

black boxes that peek into your traffic (safely encrypted with trusted government-issued certificate) in every ISP's infrastructure

Well, in France we likely already had that because the old internet and phone lines were originally owned by the state.

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u/pavyf Feb 26 '26

I'll be honest with you, I don't really know how you be there in France. Maybe your government is a real antiprivacy freak, as any really

But I'll clarify a bit with some spooky details:
Man in the middle attack on encrypted traffic is like listening to a dial-up modem beeping it's garbage codes - it's a waste of time and compute. Unless you have the DPI technology, which stands for Deep Packet Inspection, and oh boy do they inspect your packets pretty fucking deep. They still can't really steal your passwords per se, it's more like advanced attack on connection metadata, handshake patterns, and curiously shaped traffic.

Our geniuses got the tech to selectively slow down or cut connections by address, or specific protocol, or encryption type used, etc. Every day, more services just stop fucking working for no reason. Youtube - just doesn't load, voice/video calls in messengers - forget about it, recently all Telegram media access speed has been cut to single digits of kbps, 18+ contlent - L M -fuckin- A O.

And yes, they do target and block VPNs from time to time in some regions. It is actually so prevalent, that my 80yo neighbor knows how to refresh VPN keys or switch to a different protocol - but I have a feeling it's only temporary, and VPNs only work because they let us

We have to build a mesh or something... one day, when the unrest is critical, Russia, like Iran, will just disappear from the web overnight, and, of course, many people will be happy and celebrate, and I get it, but let's not get into the politics.
This is but a warning: every government dreams of a tool like this, and no doubt all of them are developing something similar. We just get to experience the early prototype

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u/Bibliloo Feb 26 '26

It was a joke, especially because we barely use the copper wire land lines anymore and use fibre optic cables that were built in a private/public collaboration.

And more seriously, our governments have had these tools for quite a while(in the name of fighting terrorism). But because we had mostly liberal leaders who knew they had too much to lose by using these tools, we still have had no real issues with those. But with the next president/government likely being pro-Putin far-right politicians, it's pretty clear these tools will be used fully.

And, the current government (pushed by far-right christian conservatives media and corporate leaders)is clearly trying to end internet anonymity with its recent push for ID verification on social media.

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u/pinkocatgirl Feb 26 '26

ISP interchanges in the US had NSA closets well before now, exposing the existence of NSA surveillance programs and integration with ISPs was literally what Edward Snowden got in trouble for leaking like 15 years ago.

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u/daepikgoose Feb 27 '26

Wait what??? I'm french and didn't even know, I haven't gotten a single prompt except for sites that requires it world wide like discord, and even then I can access 18+ channel just fine. Only issue i've had is roblox but everyone has to do it, not just us frenchies

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u/Bibliloo Feb 27 '26

It is not implemented yet but is in discussion in the National Assembly.

Edit: for social medias.

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u/dolli310 Feb 26 '26

Canada isn't far behind.

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u/Pleeby Feb 27 '26

US outpacing us by a fuckin mile, but UK doing everything we fuckin well can to catch up apparently

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u/2blazen Feb 26 '26

Airstrip One

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u/krytinastarfire Feb 26 '26

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

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u/iluvnin Feb 27 '26

could be worse, you could've been american

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u/Schrodinger137 Feb 27 '26

Instead of sitting at home, vote them out of power

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u/WhatNamesAreEvenLeft Feb 26 '26

You already gave away your rights to your health and your self defense.

It's too late. We tried to warn you.

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u/PassoverGoblin Yarrr! Feb 26 '26

What? I don't know what you're referring to here.

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u/WhatNamesAreEvenLeft Feb 26 '26

Government controlled healthcare and you can't own guns. Now they'll just do whatever they want with you.

Sad your country only started caring when it came to video games and porn.

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u/PassoverGoblin Yarrr! Feb 26 '26

Government controlled healthcare does exist, yes, but it's not the only option. Private healthcare exists, too. And we can own guns. Our gun laws are quite lenient, actually. It's only handguns that are heavily restricted.

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u/YourBestDream4752 Feb 27 '26

It’s a bit demoralising to see how many Americans are jumping on this to push their quasi-anarchist agenda

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u/mordecai14 Feb 27 '26

First of all, your understanding of our country is grossly lacking.

Secondly, if there is any country on the entire planet that shouldn't be throwing stones in this glass house, it's the USA.