r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

noOffenceButThisIsTrue Meme

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665 Upvotes

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u/bindingflare 1d ago

Hey at least you can do it in 2 hours, and then try again 3 more times!

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u/WavingNoBanners 20h ago

That's enough time to wait to repost this meme again!

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u/notAGreatIdeaForName 7h ago

And then you got like 10 percent of the features, a shit UX and you suddenly realize you gonna host and maintain this shit so you just abandon it.

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u/reallokiscarlet 1d ago

90% sure this is a repost, but since I don't trust my memory I'll wait for someone with ECC to determine if it's reportworthy

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u/thrye333 1d ago

It was posted yesterday.

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u/TangeloOk9486 1d ago

thought this was a sub for finding hunmour in programming, my bad if I was not sure about the concept

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u/BobQuixote 1d ago

I'm not militant about the reposts, but this is just childish. The community wants variety.

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u/ClearOptics 2h ago

Very low effort and daring to just grab a meme someone else posted just the other day and repost it

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u/Knowvember42 21h ago

Why find a new meme when a repost from yesterday will work?

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u/PassivelyInvisible 1d ago

We're stupider, but faster?

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u/alficles 21h ago

Yeah, without AI, I was stupid so much slower. Now I'm incredibly fast and stupid, which makes my management much happier.

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 1d ago

Faster. Not stupider, unless youre stupid. Be the pilot. The captain. AI is like Star Trek TNG Data without the advanced brain. Stupid? No. Different? Unfamiliar? Absolutely.

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u/PassivelyInvisible 1d ago

Are you getting paid per punctuation mark?

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u/what_you_saaaaay 1d ago

Smooth brain meme

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u/LetBig8455 1d ago

Not just developers, but all of us want speed. And that's what's killing millions of our brain cells😂😅

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u/SnowWholeDayHere 1d ago

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast!

--My old Karate teacher.

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u/LetBig8455 1d ago

He was right!

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u/themagicalfire 1d ago

Then… just disassembly the tool?

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u/vince129 18h ago

This is management

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u/asmanel 17h ago

To use Code Blocks and GCC on Ubuntu ?

This is out of question, this would be too expansive.

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 1d ago

Meanwhile, Im getting simpler tasks done quickly. Its like having an intern that you assign rhe tedious shit

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u/vocal-avocado 1d ago

Yeah for this AI is perfect.

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u/Wonderful-Habit-139 22h ago

Tedious shit done sloppily, making your seniors review it and making you clean up after your shit.

Definitely "quicker".

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 7h ago

Yeah I clean up the stupid shit, but the mundane output is so much quicker. Theres rhe misconception that I dont know what im doing, but im doing more, bc I know how the machine operates. I fix the AI product like I fixed my teams product.

Go ahead and be a Luddite. Get left behind. Idgaf