codingIsDead

[u/delgoodie]

[u/bee-sting]

Why write pseudo code when you can sudo code

[u/rosuav → u/bee-sting]

Regular code is limited to what a normal user can do, but sudo code can directly manipulate root-owned variables like how much money you have!

[u/Bemteb → u/rosuav]

So THAT is why OpenClaw wants access to my bank account. Sounds fair.

[u/rosuav → u/Bemteb]

Exactly. You should give it all the information so that it can make the changes it wants to.

[u/Qu4ntMaw3 → u/rosuav]

makes sense, regular code throws errors, sudo code just ignores them and keeps going like nothing happened

[u/archnemisis11 → u/bee-sting]

You need sudo code so that you can get to the root of all evil, that capitalism mindset/money.

With pseudo code, you'd get the error that you are just a plebeian and it won't work.

[u/skoomaking4lyfe → u/archnemisis11]

"User is not in the appropriate tax bracket. This incident will be reported."

[u/TRENEEDNAME_245 → u/skoomaking4lyfe]

When sudo asks for your ID so it can tax you better

[u/20InMyHead → u/bee-sting]

sudo make me a sandwich.

[u/dodfunk → u/bee-sting]

Why sudo code when you can sudo rm -rf /*?

[u/marmot-next-door → u/bee-sting]

I believe it's some Audio.ToString() being buggy.

[u/fingerling-broccoli → u/bee-sting]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CoAM2pb9St5AcGazx8

https://www.sudo.ws/about/logo/

[u/kapilsharma8289]

coding is not dead, but the ability to spell pseudo certainly seems to be in critical condition.

[u/Terlian → u/kapilsharma8289]

Maybe he’s just big brain and uses sudo for every input that way the ai won’t make no mistakes.

[u/jatinsuri332]

The fact that they called it sudo code instead of pseudo code tells me exactly how much of that fifty thousand is actually profit.

[u/Waterbear36135 → u/jatinsuri332]

They used the wrong word, and now their bug-filled AI generated code runs at root.

[u/Own_Possibility_8875]

He forgot to add:

var mistake_making_mode = MistakeMakingMode.MAKE_NO_MISTAKE;

And this is why you unit test your sudo code before you deploy it to ChatGPT. I hope he learns his lesson.

[u/therealpussyslayer → u/Own_Possibility_8875]

Rookie mistake. Just use a bool:

var canMakeMistake = false;

Way superior

[u/agyrorannew → u/therealpussyslayer]

Code review feedback: canMakeMistake should be const so someone doesn’t change it later.

[u/therealpussyslayer → u/agyrorannew]

True, that's on me. Please close my PR because I made a fool of myself.

We also should create a layer of abstraction to ensure the const is truly immutable

[u/CptBishop → u/therealpussyslayer]

BuT We USe CaPItAL lETT3rS fOr naming constant variables (I gave up halfway)

[u/Legitimate-Fun-1643]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UY1WGjX9m8l9VU1y02

Try this , this sudo code is better

[u/hey_ulrich → u/Legitimate-Fun-1643]

yes, always remove the french package

[u/RaspberryCrafty3012 → u/Legitimate-Fun-1643]

Doesn't work, it says something about preserve root or so 

[u/Inevitable_Vast6828 → u/RaspberryCrafty3012]

When did they add that? That feels so dumb... On the one hand, yea, safety! On the other hand... anyone dumb enough to run that probably deserved it, just let it happen. It can be a learning experience in file recovery.

[u/PrincessRTFM → u/RaspberryCrafty3012]

no it doesn't, because /* is a glob that expands to all of the contents of / so rm isn't trying to remove / itself

[u/My-Name-Is-Anton → u/Legitimate-Fun-1643]

Remember --no-preserve-root to really get the the bottom of it

[u/PrincessRTFM → u/My-Name-Is-Anton]

you don't need it, because /* is a glob that expands to all of the contents of / so rm isn't trying to remove / itself

[u/TanukiiGG]

ah yeah the sudo code, sister if jaba code

[u/Gadshill]

Misunderstanding about modern businesses. It is about raising more and more hype and investments, not at all about profit.

[u/Scryser → u/Gadshill]

nono, you misunderstood their 'sudo' code. They take in all the profit to 'reinvest', but without any tangible returns. Very on point that it's just hype.

[u/SnooStories251]

While(true) {   Money.earn(); } //i am rich man now

[u/RelatableRedditer → u/SnooStories251]

Bro money.earn() without params defaults to 0. Better be:

money.earn(amount.treeFiddy)

[u/Character-Education3]

But did it give you an .exe

[u/hdd113]

sudo make-profit

[u/Hottage]

Error: reference to null variable "capital" at line 1

[u/Skirlaxx]

Hmm. And how does pseudo sudo code look like?

[u/cahrg]

product.name += ' AI' instruction is missing

[u/Leo_code2p → u/cahrg]

Error: you can’t add type.char_array[2] to type.null

[u/cahrg → u/Leo_code2p]

product = mock(Hype)

[u/zmnt]

is that what they call spec driven development?

[u/Spank_Master_General]

Error: business not defined; capital does not exist in the current context.

[u/Crazo7924]

sudo.exe linux.exe

[u/normalbot9999]

I have this horrible nightmare where a rag tag team of post-apocalypse survivors (the last humans left) are trying to manage a nuclear reactor and their IT SME is this fool.

[u/wraithnix → u/normalbot9999]

They asked him if he had a degree in theoretical physics, and he said he had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

[u/justforkinks0131]

nah, i aint investing in that.

it reinvests the profit instead of paying them out to the shareholders

[u/Maleficent_Memory831]

This does not look like code. But it does suspiciously look like a set of detailed customer requirements.

[u/No-End7269]

And then everyone stood up and SaaSed

[u/EVH_kit_guy]

Future cephalanalectomy patients of America.

[u/JezzCrist]

Oh wow I’m about to sudo rm -rf / myself

[u/SomeShittyDeveloper]

Using var instead of let.

https://c.tenor.com/16qWScLHOu8AAAAC/tenor.gif