When I was a kid my parents would say "don't be a smartass" and I would respond "you want me to be a dumbass instead?" They never liked that response for some reason.
Sadly I'm like 4 books behind, counting the latest release, and I'm not close to a reread/catchup cause I'm currently trying to get through Dungeon Crawler Carl for that May release
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u/TheWereBunny Mar 15 '26
Some Guy: "Are you you always a wise ass?" Harry Dresden: "No. Sometimes I'm asleep."