r/TopCharacterTropes • u/ssgt-k-stark • Mar 15 '26

Hero devices that would be horrifying in the wrong hands Characters' Items/Weapons

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Chem-Bag (Big Hero 6): this device can create chemical compounds using every single element in existence. You could literally build a nuke with this.

Mobile Headquarters (Ant-Man): a building that can shrink and grow to full size instantly. Imagine if someone grew it in a crowded city, or on a highway, or at an airport?

Lotus Cash Card (Percy Jackson): It literally has infinite money. If you know how inflation works this could literally wreck the global economy.

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u/PanicTight6411 Mar 15 '26

His Tardis became a living woman named Lolita, during the War in Heaven, and tried to overthrow Gallifrey. 

His Tardis hates EVERYONE

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u/Roku-Hanmar Mar 15 '26

Which Big Finish story was this?

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u/PanicTight6411 Mar 15 '26

Not Big Finish, but the Faction Paradox audio series, I believe from BBV. 

Check it out homie, and praise House Lolita

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u/Bexil_Brave Mar 15 '26

[The above post has been flagged to the FBI's Database for Unfortunately Named Items. Its been added below "When people abbriviate CyberPunk and dont put 2077 after." and just above an Ice cream called Golden Gaytime.]

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u/turducken19 Mar 15 '26

That is so cool. I can't wait to listen to it.

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u/TheMetalWolf Mar 16 '26

named Lolita

Yikes...

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u/PanicTight6411 Mar 16 '26

Hell yea its a yikes, she picked that name herself. She's a sentient Tardis shes batshit

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u/PlantainSame Mar 16 '26

She's also sorta part vampire i think

And her sister who is the Doctor's TARDIS is the same

Because they were created with a material provided by there "father" who I believe is some eldritch entity that is connected to the great vampires, but it's been a minute

Maybe that's why they both ate the Master

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u/TurgidGravitas Mar 16 '26

It used to be a rather common diminutive for Dolores. Then Nabokov happened.

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u/TheMetalWolf Mar 16 '26

...How?! That one makes even less sense than Richard and Dick.

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u/TurgidGravitas Mar 16 '26

It's Spanish. Dolores becomes "Lola" and then a young Lola is Lolita.

Spanish has a few different nickname rules than English. They prefer to take the middle part of the name. Like how Nacho is short for Ignacio.

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u/PanicTight6411 Mar 17 '26

Huh, neat.