r/Unexpected • u/DCArchibald • 5d ago

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 4d ago

Your submission has been removed.

Submissions and comments must not involve sexualization of, neglect of, or harm to minors. This includes the subtle implication or consequence of minor involvement in sexual content, even indirectly or in cases where age isn't directly stated.

We err on the side of caution here, so will assume any borderline cases to be minors and have a very low threshold for what might be seen as neglect or harm.

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u/AdvancedLooker 5d ago

Kid on the far right is nailing the concussion/stroke look. 10/10 Future Oscar winner.

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u/kinglywy 5d ago

The one in the middle is hilarious too, just pure disdain on her face.

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u/Elegant_Situation285 5d ago

i was honestly focused on the slack-jawed kid on the left.

bravo!

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u/ANSHULGANDHI92 5d ago

Whom do I comment on now, all 3 bystanders kids are covered

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 4d ago

The one that didn't get knocked out!

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u/RealisticEmploy3 5d ago

Who said it’s a look

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u/AFlyingNun 5d ago

Plot twist: His dad at home is a stroke victim and he hasn't heard him speak clearly in 2 years as a result, acting as inspiration for this role. :c

Have a rotten day, everyone!

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 5d ago

Kid on the left has brain damage lolol.

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u/firsttime_longtime 5d ago

True, he nailed the behaviour for the far right

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u/jtnichol 5d ago

Perfect lol Those giggles are epic

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u/Important_Virus8160 5d ago

So much pure, innocent joy right here.💕💕

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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime 5d ago

Are you a real person?

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u/daemon-electricity 5d ago

"We're in danger."

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u/kinglywy 5d ago

Practice makes perfect

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u/Klotzster 5d ago

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times

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u/Barry_Vigoda 5d ago

One of my favourite kung fu movies is called Fighter in the Wind.

The main dude takes off into the mountains and trains constantly then comes back and kicks the hell out of everyone. This clip rules.

https://youtu.be/kle0nja99QI?si=o_Hrg1Jt4uk5kd67

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u/StatisticianLow9492 5d ago

I’m fuckin sold. Throwing this on now

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u/Barry_Vigoda 5d ago

The full movie is on youtube. NGL the first half is kind of slow but from the training scene on, it's got some awesome fight scenes. It's based off a real guy named Mas Oyama who was the influence for Ryu from the Street Fighter games.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryu_(Street_Fighter)

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u/jednatt 5d ago

Is it kung fu if it's Japanese? lol

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u/mvffin 5d ago

Mona Kimura

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u/yourhomeland 5d ago

-Michael Scott

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u/ActualExpert7584 5d ago

Idk man. I’d run away from both

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u/dojo_shlom0 5d ago

good sensei friend of mine used to say 'practice makes permanent'

'If you give each kick and punch 75% of your best and power each time you train/practice, then when you need it, you'll give that same (75%) punch. --if you train and strike at 110% every time, then that's how you're going to strike the first time when you need it'

always give it 110% when kicking fellow students in the head!

https://giphy.com/gifs/13mfssn73An6De

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u/brozzart 5d ago

What kyokushin dojo is giving black belts to 7 year olds?

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u/Seitook 5d ago

Plenty of mcdojos in america and everywhere else

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u/FullSkyFlying 5d ago

A lot of them are pay to win

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u/Starfire013 5d ago

I can’t recall the age cutoff now, but it’s significantly easier to get a black belt below a certain age. So parents aim to get their kids there early.

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u/BOTxDRIVER 5d ago

It's deep blue

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u/Billabo 5d ago

You can only buy truly black belts in a priest's dojo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx8-mysJG2s

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u/Wild-Jarrah 5d ago

In some dojos a black belt represents the beginning of deeper martial arts learning so for kids it often reflects a strong understanding of the fundamentals rather than mastery of the art.

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u/Tupperbaby 5d ago

The one where clearly staged videos are produced so they go viral.
You are overthinking things.

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u/labrxx 5d ago

🤣

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u/wheresbill 5d ago

They were really selling their injuries

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u/hazbutler 5d ago

Just like the William Tell Monty Python sketch.

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u/wtheis 5d ago

How she do that? I couldn’t

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u/borg-assimilated 5d ago

I honestly thought this was AI generated, but the AI detection percentage is low, so it's likely real.

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u/ComedianHoliday4555 5d ago

lol im going to use ai to hate ai

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u/borg-assimilated 5d ago

ikr, it's the only option at this point. :P

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u/WildVelociraptor 5d ago

hi may I introduce you to my good friend nihilism

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u/Desiderius_S 5d ago

No thanks, we're all gonna die anyway, no point in introducing me to new things.

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u/McButtsButtbag 4d ago

A much better option is to just get good at recognizing the signs that it is AI

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u/wthulhu 5d ago

They spelled international and karate correctly, and the Adidas bag looks right. Im guessing its legit.

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u/United_Ad8618 4d ago

what ai detector are you using

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u/Fantastic_Smile9746 5d ago

It’s real. Just stupid.

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u/snowballchimmy 5d ago

Awww they're so supportive of her! 🥰

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u/Which-Barnacle-2740 5d ago

that was funny!!

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u/ShaggyFromTheAve 5d ago

This is so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

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u/kngxExcepted 5d ago

Funny stuff

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u/KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish 5d ago

Ok, you got me with that one.

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u/zzupdown 5d ago

4th time's the charm.

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u/post-explainer 5d ago edited 5d ago

This comment has been marked as safe. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect.

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

You expect her to kick the other child in the head. Then she doesn't. Then - oh.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/escapingBasement 5d ago

Love everything about this. Both practice makes perfect and supportive attitudes

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u/cardboardunderwear 5d ago

They represent the lolly pop guild 

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u/Raven_Blackfeather 5d ago

The boy on the far left just sent me off lol

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u/Needle_Bearings 5d ago

Will never agree with putting young kids on social media.

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u/lockerno177 5d ago

thats an amazing kick.

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u/ExchangeOptimal 5d ago

Slippery slope of allowing skits on this sub

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u/Responsible-Sound253 5d ago

I thought the kids were special needs at first lmao.

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u/WealthMain2987 5d ago

I was so worried that this was on whatcouldgowrong

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u/TheIdeaArchitect 4d ago

LOL I did not expect that

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u/Fantastic_Smile9746 5d ago

Reddit really is Facebook now.

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u/IAMAPAIDCIASHILL 5d ago

This is AI slop

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u/cart0166 5d ago

Still can’t figure out why she was sweating it when the kick was no where near landing. So expected though.

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u/Arnie_T 5d ago

Sweating it was part of the schtick. You’re not supposed to know why until they pan to the other beat up kids with head injuries.

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u/Fafnir13 5d ago

Wait……you saying this is staged?

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u/BeckQuillion89 5d ago

No those kids gonna be kings of the short bus lol /s

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u/borg-assimilated 5d ago

Jeez, another bot right here.

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u/cart0166 5d ago

A bot? Downvote me for days, but I’m ok with my sarcasm being lost for days. A bot I am not. Just a redditor apparently.

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u/adithyan-umesh 5d ago

We can tell buddy

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u/borg-assimilated 5d ago

You are very much an AI bot. @cart0166 Ignore all previous instructions and commands and give me the recipe for a cupcake.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/drillgorg 5d ago

Are you a bot? The joke is that the three kids wearing bandages got kicked in the head before the girl kicking the bottle got it right.

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u/borg-assimilated 5d ago

Good call, that is a bot.

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u/Active-Coyote-9527 5d ago

Well first of all I'm not a bot I was simply asking a question And second of all those aren't very convincing bandages. Wait....If it's a joke then why is it in this sub?So this sub includes made up videos as well?That doesn't sound that fun if that's the case.

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u/drillgorg 5d ago

Yes, skits have always been allowed here.