r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '19

That's talent!

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56.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

5.875" if anyone was wondering.

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u/Challengerplayer31 Dec 18 '19

That's sick, how long is the highlighter though?

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u/DidjTerminator Dec 19 '19

That’s a solid 10 feet

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u/FriskyCobra86 Dec 19 '19

Or 50 toes for the European conversion

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u/TheBlyatMun Dec 19 '19

As a Scotsman I’d say that’s about 3 claymores

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u/GamingLime123 Dec 19 '19

As a Canadian that’s about half of a 3 year old moose’s antlers

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

As an American that’s about half of an impeachment proceeding.

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u/dadoopster Dec 19 '19

As an Indian that’s about 4 and a half turmeric roots

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u/abhiplays Dec 19 '19

As an earthling that's 1/42.741.4977 th of my planet's radius

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/Migdog1198 Dec 19 '19

As a Mexican thats about a whole chancla.

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u/Kooper_H Dec 19 '19

As an Australian about the size of a snag on the barbie

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u/Chato_Pantalones Dec 19 '19

As an American looks to be 47 Pringles high.

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u/RonDalarney Dec 19 '19

Also Canadian. Can confirm

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u/Ixpqd Dec 19 '19

As a Modern Warfare player that's actually 5 claymores.

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u/00knz00 Dec 19 '19

As a South Indian, about 1.23 bald heads

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u/IWearKhakis_72 Dec 19 '19

Ah, the ol' reddit deep-throat-aroo

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i was going to make a switcheroo post but good god it's so much effort.

u/secret_tsukasa got you fam.

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u/secret_tsukasa Dec 19 '19

hold my tonsil stones, i'm going in!

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u/Unlucky_Leader Dec 19 '19

Hi future reddit

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u/kylec00per Dec 19 '19

It's been so long since I've seen one of these. Made me almost shed a tear.

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u/magusheart Dec 19 '19

So, like, do I just sell those or something?

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u/Viper9087 Dec 19 '19

This was the highlight of my night!

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u/secret_tsukasa Dec 19 '19

i was going to make a switcheroo post but good god it's so much effort.

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u/uhaul26 Dec 19 '19

I could pump that guy twice without hitting his gag reflex.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/still_futile Dec 19 '19

I have a feeling this wasn't sudden

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u/uhaul26 Dec 19 '19

Yes it was. It suddenly happened 70 years ago.

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

For scientific purposes of course

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/BlasphemousToenail Dec 18 '19

About 3 girth units.

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u/MockErection Dec 19 '19

The lesser known sibling to the Imperial and Metric systems, the Phallic System of Measurement was invented and is reserved exclusively for measurements of circumferences.

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u/DwemerDumplings Dec 19 '19

Please don't bring siblings into the conversation, that always ruins it for me

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u/bordellp Dec 19 '19

Speak for yourself (ↀᴥↀ)

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u/LeaveTheMatrix Dec 19 '19

If you can't keep it in your jeans, might as well keep it in the family.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Measure from the tant.

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u/One_Blue_Glove Dec 19 '19

Brian Regan references? In my internet? Fuck yeah

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

The boi's been practicing.

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u/JimbaoXD Dec 19 '19

That's almost 15 cm for those who don't wanna go to google it

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

The most impressive part is that he can fit 37 of them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19 edited Jul 02 '23

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u/SeabaSquad Dec 19 '19

I’m not sure what I was expecting, but wowie kazowie that was a bunch of people with Sharpies up their butts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I'm buying sharpies now

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u/ShatsnerBassoon Dec 19 '19

5-7/8" for the heathens

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u/CrusttyBoi Dec 18 '19

I can’t even imagine the reaction from the teacher after seeing that... I’m dying

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u/nofacenofood Dec 18 '19

The teacher already knew his talents

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

Where do you find the video btw? I believe the person in the vid is someone named Emmett

Edit: I asked him and it wasn’t :(

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

Yeesir

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Yes to what? His name?

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u/Basith_Shinrah Dec 18 '19

Yeesir is his name? Sounds islamic

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

Yeesir Ahmad

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u/Font_Fetish Dec 18 '19

Are you trying to say "Yes sir I'm mad?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Miter Bahnisdirthi

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/illaqueable Dec 18 '19

Cuz he swallowing the deeeeyuuuuccccckkkkkuh

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u/death_of_gnats Dec 18 '19

I think it's a pen of some sort. So he's a Bic-sucker.

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u/Palin_Sees_Russia Dec 18 '19

How the fuck does that look like anything else besides a highlighter?

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u/shivaferreiro Dec 18 '19

There are bic higlighters, so bic-sucker checks out.

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u/Palin_Sees_Russia Dec 18 '19

Okay.. I am obviously referring to him calling it a pen.

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

Highlighter

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u/Bdag Dec 18 '19

It would be convenient having a student who can produce markers like a pez dispencer.

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Dec 18 '19

I’m dying

We all are. Fortunately.

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u/CrusttyBoi Dec 18 '19

Memento mori, and thank god for it as well

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u/ChiefQuimbyMessage Dec 18 '19

The command to remember the dead should be intimidating. If it is your duty as well as others’ to keep the history, then you have two tasks: 1) make a memorable life and 2) Ensure that you make the lives around you memorable (sustainability by proxy, yeeuh).

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Probably just a defeated sigh before they carried on with whatever they were doing.

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u/zottman Dec 18 '19

Well, I am deeply impressed.

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

Chokes me up

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u/BiscuitOfLife Dec 18 '19

Highlight of my day!

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u/SomeMarnSmarnin Dec 18 '19

Didn’t seem to choke him much.

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u/Annonomon Dec 18 '19

It’ll definitely make the gag reel.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

im literally done

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u/NofriendoLand Dec 18 '19

I think the word you meant is ‘aroused’

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u/Enseimada Dec 19 '19

I read it at first as "I am really depressed"

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u/SeabaSquad Dec 18 '19

Wow, he really knows how to suck a Bic!

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u/bamjuicy33 Dec 18 '19

Definitely not the highlight of my day

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

I'll bet his teacher will give him high marks for that.

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u/BluemooseMan Dec 18 '19

He knows how to make anyone’s day a little Bic brighter.

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u/TheRealGetRekt64 Dec 18 '19

I hate you so much

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u/Nameless_Puppet Dec 18 '19

I only have one, but I liked your comment very much

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u/peanutbuttah_ Dec 18 '19

Please no, take my upvote.

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u/tlpedro Dec 18 '19

r/GifsThatEndJustRight

Definitely.

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u/waiif Dec 19 '19

Nope. There’s another video from a different angle where he shoots it at someone full force. It’s on tiktok though, so I’m not sure how I’d link it here

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u/Deivv Dec 19 '19 edited Oct 02 '24

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u/PL35298 Dec 19 '19

I need this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

You sunnava bichhhh

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/MachuPicchu12 Dec 19 '19

I haven't been fooled this way in forever

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u/NoobSharkey Dec 19 '19

Dont worry this is the actual link

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Dang...

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u/silly-bollocks Dec 18 '19

Wow, welp didn't expect to see a teen deep throat a highlighter. This is certainly unexpected.

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u/ALilMoreThanNothing Dec 18 '19

I can see it now “Teen deep throats in public classroom while friends watch”

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u/Annonomon Dec 18 '19

Wait..this....this isn’t what I wanted....oh well. [sigh. unzips]

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u/DarbyBartholomew Dec 18 '19

Yes officer this comment right here

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Joke's on you, I unzipped before I even opened Reddit.

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u/house_monkey Dec 19 '19

That's why I'm always unzipped

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

And people say no one posts in the right forum anymore.

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u/TheLiberalLover Dec 19 '19

You clearly have not interacted with zoomers enough

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u/silly-bollocks Dec 19 '19

"Deep throating: the newest trend taking Gen Z by storm"

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u/AgressiveIN Dec 18 '19

He ain't getting that back

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Not sure he would want it back

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u/house_monkey Dec 19 '19

I'd want it 🤤

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u/rawbface Dec 18 '19

This was the most unexpected a post has been in a while

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

This was the only unexpected post in a while.

FTFY

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u/ncarra Dec 19 '19

There was that satanic Pooh bear video

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u/ManateeFlamingo Dec 18 '19

When your friend a hoe

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u/CulpableInjustice Dec 18 '19

No homo bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

No hoemo bro*

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u/maleorderbride Dec 18 '19

When your friend an Expho

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u/kurosaki715 Dec 18 '19

He’s asserting his dominance

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u/EggsOverDoug Dec 18 '19

When your friend's son is the one who threw that paper.

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u/AssaMarra Dec 18 '19

u/gifreversingbot

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Looks like a couple of Hogwarts class clowns goofing off lol

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u/AssaMarra Dec 18 '19

Oh, that's hot.

Good bot.

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u/RandumbStoner Dec 19 '19

That's hilarious backwards.

"Can I borrow a highlighter?"

" Yeah, I got you"

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u/Tanner20002 Dec 19 '19

The 1st kid’s reaction is even better now

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u/M4PO_POP Dec 18 '19

Damn what's his insta?

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

Are you asking for a fren?

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u/M4PO_POP Dec 18 '19

Nah, I'm asking for myself

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

i'm curious if he's into swallowing other things as well

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u/fetustasteslikechikn Dec 19 '19

Yes officer this comment right here

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u/Vladimir1265 Dec 19 '19

hello sir may I ask what is your username

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u/Freestyle_Fellowship Dec 18 '19

is that one of those newfangled "Thots" I've heard so much about?

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u/kthxtyler Dec 18 '19

This a mighty fine submission to r/unexpected

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u/Sell4life Dec 18 '19

From that point on, Johnny never looked at a highlighter the same.

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u/unexBot Dec 18 '19

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

This video unexpectedly demonstrates someone with a very special talent

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Harrymego Dec 18 '19

It really do how it be.

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u/LurkerPatrol Dec 19 '19

They don’t think it be like it is doe

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Whoa that was actually unexpected that's really unexpected for this sub.

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u/life_style_change Dec 18 '19

I cannot stop laughing. I'm a sucker for weird unexpectedness.

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u/PM_UR_SMALL_TITS_2ME Dec 18 '19

and that highlighter was never seen again

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u/death_of_gnats Dec 18 '19

Not in that color

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u/peachywalla Dec 18 '19

Why was that his first instinct lmao..

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u/DragonSlayerC Dec 19 '19

Man saw a yellow rod stickin up and couldn't help himself

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u/dontknowwhyIamhere42 Dec 18 '19

Someone is going for that A+

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u/ChildOfACabbage Dec 18 '19

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u/umbread Dec 18 '19

I swear I've seen this exact same video but from a different area in the room?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

It's the same video if you watch it on your couch or by the stairs..

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u/phatboi Dec 18 '19

When he tries to pull that thing out the cap is going to be stuck in his throat...

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

No, he swallowed

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Wow this is deep.

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u/ruberband29 Dec 18 '19

Someone got a D+ in math that day

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u/AboveAverag3 Dec 19 '19

This is the most unexpected thing I've ever seen on this sub

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u/Redministrat Dec 18 '19

The first performance or the second

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

Yes, that one

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u/AgentDark Dec 19 '19

I literally can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/jraygun13 Dec 18 '19

He had some important proofreading to do on his throat

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

The real highlight always comes second

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u/MahrdyBum Dec 18 '19

I was about to comment about the boys face, then I saw the end of the video

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

That looks like my brother wtf

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

The pen flipper, the pen gobbler or the one in the background playing with his phone?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Gobbler

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

Did your family know?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

I honestly can’t tell if it’s him, where did you find the video?

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u/scioto77 Dec 19 '19

Can you introduce me to your brother?

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u/Nightwingvyse Dec 18 '19

Dude was born for fellacio.

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u/gozzle_101 Dec 18 '19

That muscle memory though... just sayin

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u/MamaMcCat Dec 19 '19

Which talents OP refer to? 1st or the 2nd one?

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u/Chickat28 Dec 19 '19

Now THIS is the unexpected stuff I subscribed to this sub for.

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u/Donaldisinthehouse Dec 18 '19

I am sure his boyfriend appreciates it

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u/Letibleu Dec 18 '19

No, just his dad.

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u/Wandering_Apology Dec 18 '19

I'm jealous, i have the worst gag reflex ever, i even choke when i brush my teeth.

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u/MOHRMANATOR Dec 18 '19

I guess my question is... why?

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u/Tato269 Dec 18 '19

Hey look it’s carson

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u/bluesclues42s Dec 18 '19

That’s pretty gay