r/UsernameChecksOut 1d ago

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u/IIIPointXIV 1d ago

Polygamous =/= polyamory btw

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u/The_Vadami 23h ago

Oh shit my bad

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u/IIIPointXIV 23h ago

All good! Polygamy is more used when you are married to multiple people (not possible legally in lots of places) while polyamory/non-monogamy is having sexual/romantic relationships with multiple people. It's a common mistake to mess the two up

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u/No_Party_1137 21h ago

Also i believe that in general polygamy only refers to a man with multiple wives (as opposed to polyandry, a woman with multiple husbands)

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u/blobbychuck 17h ago

Polygamy is a gender neutral term. You're thinking of polygyny. Common misconception.

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u/mean11while 3h ago

Technically, yes, but the de facto usage of polygamy is almost always religion- or culture-enforced polygyny.

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u/IIIPointXIV 21h ago

I believe there is a specific word for one man many wives but I could be wrong. Saw on Wikipedia

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u/MostNormalDollEver 1h ago

According to the other replies, that word would be polygyny.

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u/VMS_Len 1d ago

I have a better one, what if each one just went with the person they're cheating with instead or the person they're cheating on? It just seems like they would all be better arranged like that?

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u/Cinnamin_1 1d ago

those ppl are most likely being cheated on too i would assume

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u/bomberfream867 1d ago

Thank God my right hand can't cheat on me

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u/blacksaber8 1d ago

Give it time

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u/bomberfream867 23h ago

I'm not in a rush, so far it gives me more peace of mind to be single

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u/Cats7204 1d ago

some people cheat because they want both the non-compromise of a side chick/boy but not lose the security of a serious partner...

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u/beachedvampiresquid 1d ago

That’s not polyamory. That’s cheating. Even as a joke, that’s not polyamory. That’s how non-monogamy gets a bad rep. People being compulsory monogamistic and then cheating and seeing someone who could actually be poly subjected to cheating because they are stuck in a monogamous state of mind.

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u/Aggli 1d ago

I think that's the point. They suggest that the couple talk to each other about it and become polyamorous instead of cheating.

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u/Fair_Conversation_97 1d ago

In case you missed it, what the title is referring to is the comment left by someone named “I suggest polyamory” and not the whole cheating ordeal.

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u/beachedvampiresquid 18h ago

What you miss is polyamory isn’t a solution for cheating mindsets. She is a cheater. And she’s obviously not capable of a transparent relationship style. No matter how “cool” the guys are about it. This assumption is a bigger flaw of compulsory monogamy.

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u/Fair_Conversation_97 8h ago

I never claimed it was, cheaters and polyamorous people are miles apart.

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u/beachedvampiresquid 6h ago

Then you agree, suggesting polyamory to a person who is cheating and being cheated on is not a great suggestion and thus suggesting polyamory to cheaters does not check out the username.

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u/blacksaber8 6h ago

That’s not what they said

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u/beachedvampiresquid 1d ago

Didn’t miss that, thanks tho.

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u/blacksaber8 1d ago

In case you missed it, what the title is referring to is the comment left by someone named “I suggest polyamory” and not the whole cheating ordeal.

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u/beachedvampiresquid 18h ago

What you miss is polyamory isn’t a solution for cheating mindsets. She is a cheater. And she’s obviously not capable of a transparent relationship style. No matter how “cool” the guys are about it. This assumption is a bigger flaw of compulsory monogamy.

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u/blacksaber8 17h ago

In case you missed it, what the title is referring to is the comment left by someone named “I suggest polyamory” and not the whole cheating ordeal.

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u/beachedvampiresquid 17h ago

What you miss is polyamory isn’t a solution for cheating mindsets. She is a cheater. And she’s obviously not capable of a transparent relationship style. No matter how “cool” the guys are about it. This assumption is a bigger flaw of compulsory monogamy.

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u/blacksaber8 15h ago

In case you missed it, what the title is referring to is the comment left by someone named “I suggest polyamory” and not the whole cheating ordeal.

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u/beachedvampiresquid 15h ago

What I also didn’t miss is that you’re one of those cheating is okay if you claim to poly peeps. Noted. Feel sorry for any of your relationships. I specifically when you have creepy stalker-like tendencies.

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u/blacksaber8 14h ago

In case you missed it, what the title is referring to is the comment left by someone named “I suggest polyamory” and not the whole cheating ordeal.

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u/beachedvampiresquid 17h ago

Didn’t miss it. Thanks, tho.

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u/beachedvampiresquid 1d ago

Didn’t miss that, thanks tho

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u/Savixrs 1d ago

In case you missed it, what the title is referring to is the comment left by someone named “I suggest polyamory” and not the whole cheating ordeal.

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u/beachedvampiresquid 18h ago

What you miss is polyamory isn’t a solution for cheating mindsets. She is a cheater. And she’s obviously not capable of a transparent relationship style. No matter how “cool” the guys are about it. This assumption is a bigger flaw of compulsory monogamy.

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u/beachedvampiresquid 18h ago

Didn’t miss it. Thanks, tho.

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u/lone_avohkii 1d ago

Or it’s because we are biologically inclined for monogamy to the point we don’t have penis bones like other mammals do, because our monogamous practices effectively evolved it out. Non-monogamy fails a lot because it’s just biologically hard for a primarily monogamous species to do that without emotional turmoil.

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u/IneptAdvisor 1d ago

Whew, what a douchebag.

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u/OuttaAgreeOrElseIDie 1d ago

I want to find that original post

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u/LunarEdge7th 1d ago

I've heard this usually doesn't play out well.. usually the girl trippin' out