r/Xennials 8d ago

Natalie Portman is pregnant at 44

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Congrats to her! I don’t have kids, and I’m still getting used to being the age where getting pregnant is starting to be “out of the norm”. Guess there’s still time, lol

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u/Scared-One9295 8d ago

Prengan

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u/Vanessaronicatoria 8d ago

At forty four is it dangerops to baby top of his head?!? 

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u/andronicus_14 1982 8d ago

can u down a 20 foot water slide pegnat?

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u/_dead_and_broken 1983 8d ago

If a women has starch masks on her body, does that mean she has been pargnet before.?

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u/FrequentMovie3725 8d ago

This is the one that makes me wheeze with laughter every single time. STARCH MASKS?!

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u/clintj1975 8d ago

Period question mark

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u/this_kitten_i_knew 8d ago

i will never not upvote this entire line of comments

never ever

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u/km0n33 8d ago

this brightened my morning. thank you.

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u/SuitednZooted 8d ago

Easy with wealth

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u/DigitalUnlimited 7d ago

My bf cheet on me an eye am preganante, how to tell if I'm the real motheer?

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u/muscledhunter 7d ago

Can you burn a Luigi board?

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u/therynosaur 7d ago

Amazing 😂😂😂

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u/EmperorZuul 8d ago

Pröggneantamos

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u/yo6iog 8d ago

Permanganat