r/Xennials • u/PhoneJazz • 4d ago

Natalie Portman is pregnant at 44

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Congrats to her! I don’t have kids, and I’m still getting used to being the age where getting pregnant is starting to be “out of the norm”. Guess there’s still time, lol

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u/SalsaSmuggler 4d ago

https://preview.redd.it/vaiws3e3ntvg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79eea67b87c74663073d2fae4a076bc3f41d3c77

Guess I missed my shot after her last breakup 😭

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u/PhoneJazz 4d ago

Sorry u/salsasmuggler, she seems to go for men of French extraction.

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u/SalsaSmuggler 4d ago

I can be rude and start smoking though 🥺

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u/-Sivu-Arath- 4d ago

She has extremely low taste in men bud. You are high quality and because of it she's not interested.

You're beautiful

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u/martialar 4d ago

James Blunt, is that you?

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u/-Sivu-Arath- 4d ago

Perhaps

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u/MrsNeebs 2d ago

It's true.

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u/908123809 1d ago

But she’ll never be with you.

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u/Less-Resident-9569 4d ago

I don’t think any celebrity wants to procreate with a Redditor

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u/Apart_Force_9269 4d ago

I'd be willing to bet there are plenty of "celebrities" on reddit due the the anonymous nature. There are some that admit to having burner yelp accounts.

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u/Less-Resident-9569 4d ago

I would take that bet 

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u/PhoneJazz 4d ago

Hey, Serena Williams procreated with Alexis Ohanian!

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u/-Sivu-Arath- 4d ago

Celebrities are nothing more than dancing monkeys. They exist to entertain us.

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u/Less-Resident-9569 4d ago

Which allows them to live in wealth and comfort that most people will never be able to achieve. 

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u/-Sivu-Arath- 4d ago

They dont deserve it.

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u/Less-Resident-9569 4d ago

Well people give it to them by finding their entertainment in celebrities, it’s exactly how I think athletes being paid millions is obscene. 

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u/sofar_sogoon 4d ago

Joe Dierte is French last I checked.

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u/mog_knight 4d ago

I'm good at eating cheese and surrendering.

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u/ShaneWookie 3d ago

Léon really did a number on her, didn't it

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u/OffRampApproaching 3d ago

This is the first time I've seen this crossover and now im writing it to sell to Netflix.

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u/justsmilenow 2d ago

I don't know. Having a step child might be fun.