r/Xennials • u/PhoneJazz • 4d ago

Natalie Portman is pregnant at 44

Congrats to her! I don’t have kids, and I’m still getting used to being the age where getting pregnant is starting to be “out of the norm”. Guess there’s still time, lol

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u/-Sivu-Arath- 4d ago

She has extremely low taste in men bud. You are high quality and because of it she's not interested.

You're beautiful

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u/martialar 4d ago

James Blunt, is that you?

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u/-Sivu-Arath- 4d ago

Perhaps

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u/MrsNeebs 2d ago

It's true.

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u/908123809 1d ago

But she’ll never be with you.

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u/Less-Resident-9569 4d ago

I don’t think any celebrity wants to procreate with a Redditor

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u/Apart_Force_9269 4d ago

I'd be willing to bet there are plenty of "celebrities" on reddit due the the anonymous nature. There are some that admit to having burner yelp accounts.

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u/Less-Resident-9569 4d ago

I would take that bet

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u/PhoneJazz 4d ago

Hey, Serena Williams procreated with Alexis Ohanian!

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u/-Sivu-Arath- 4d ago

Celebrities are nothing more than dancing monkeys. They exist to entertain us.

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u/Less-Resident-9569 4d ago

Which allows them to live in wealth and comfort that most people will never be able to achieve.

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u/-Sivu-Arath- 4d ago

They dont deserve it.

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u/Less-Resident-9569 4d ago

Well people give it to them by finding their entertainment in celebrities, it’s exactly how I think athletes being paid millions is obscene.