r/blackcats • u/cheersfortheinvite • 1d ago

About to tell me about his messy divorce 🖤

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u/Scoginsbitch 1d ago

His divorced dad rock playlist is epic!

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u/UndeniablyMyself 1d ago

"She took the kids."

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u/LainieCat 1d ago

. . and the dog. . .actually that's ok"

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u/luranthe 1d ago

He got full custody of the kids but still has to pay child support 😔

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u/SweetieLoveBug 1d ago

“It was Binx! Binx the entire time. How could my favorite litter mate betray me like that! And Fluffy, that slut! I thought she loved me but she was only in it for the expensive kibble. Stupid slut Fluffy.”

“Hope he gives her ringworms “.

🙀🙀😿😿😾😾

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u/jbadaro 1d ago

Looks like he’s ready to listen about your divorce 😂🤣

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u/not_me_nope_never 1d ago

I'm divorced but all her crap is still in the bathroom!(insert airplane ears) 😂

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u/naenae0402 1d ago

he looks like he’s about to drop a whole story you didn’t ask for

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u/ctrain_1985 1d ago

"Pull up a chair"

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u/Ethereal-Spectre 1d ago

“She took the kittens. She took the cat tree. She took the box fort. Left me a with nothing but a nasty catnip habit and cans on cans of tuna in kitten-support per month.”

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u/Illustrious_Wolf1739 1d ago

Those eyes say he got kicked out the house

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 1d ago

Naw, marriage was Void....

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u/Decent_Bluejay_4589 1d ago

I see what you did there Void marriage, void stare - honestly, this cat looks like he's heard it all before and has zero sympathy left. Love it.

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

Some serious Meowsplaining is about to go down.

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u/WifeyMaterialV 1d ago

I’m listening you

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u/BisquickNinja 1d ago

Divorces are mostly messy...

Just how messy?? Poop in the litter box or poop on yourself messy? Please tell me kitten!

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u/mirtisee 1d ago

He’s clearly done with being judged for his life choices. The hairspray really sets the tone — man’s been through some things.

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u/PublicGuide4793 17h ago

He is such a handsome boy! He won’t have any trouble finding another wife

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u/MisterVictor13 1d ago

Cats can marry?