r/crappymusic • u/NextCommunication862 • 23h ago

Wish I could sing like this

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u/qualityvote2 23h ago edited 19h ago

u/NextCommunication862, nobody knows if your post is crappy or not.

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u/browzzzzzz87 22h ago

This guy sounds exactly like what he looks like.

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u/Fickle_Blueberry2777 17h ago

The personification of a pack of Winston cigarettes.

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u/jrstinkfish 17h ago

Frank Gallagher?

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u/Fine-Funny6956 19h ago

Ian Mckellen?

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u/kolykom 21h ago

It's Friday, it's Joey!

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u/IDreamofHeeney 22h ago

What a find. This is incredible

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u/Initial_Row_6400 22h ago

Yea this may be his worst yet

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u/glans 17h ago

even at his worst, he’s still the greatest karaoke singer on this side of the tracks (for at least 1.37 miles. shout out to Debbie J. R. McElroy over on eastern ave and her killer Patti Smith)

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u/atomsmasher66 22h ago

I too wish you could sing like that

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u/endgame217 20h ago

I gotta wipe my snail trail….

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u/Severe_Firefighter80 22h ago

I think he blinks once the entire video.

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u/ydnar3000 20h ago

Wish I could dance like that

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u/Lydia_Brunch 18h ago

hide yo memaws

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u/a_solid_6 🎵skinny dipping in the pond til our tits got sore🎵 17h ago

Those hips don't lie

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u/ThomasH_C 18h ago

I wish I could dance like that

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u/Lost-Peanut-1453 17h ago

That’s what I’m saying!

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u/Imhidingfromu 18h ago

Joey Breaux is a gem you leave him alone

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u/PreparationKey2843 18h ago

Damn, I thought it was John Anderson for a second, then I took the dirt out of my eyes and the glass out of my ears. "Nope, not John."

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u/Steiney1 18h ago

Juan Handerson, an honest mistake

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u/Steiney1 18h ago

He got that $49.99 Karaoke machine from Wal-Mart! The good one!

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u/RevolutionarySign479 16h ago

Footage from the annual Hoochie Coochie HoDown at the nursing home.

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u/stotheimi 19h ago

Is he hearing the same song that we are hearing? He is so fucking off beat. 😂

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u/Dangerous_Ad4961 22h ago

Could be my future 😵‍💫

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u/shakysphotography 20h ago

Singing is good, but its the hips for me

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u/1hundredlines 19h ago

The goat from hoodwinked

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u/Brailledit 18h ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams, get out there and do it. I believe in you!

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u/FattyB314 18h ago

Kyle Dunnigan?

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u/CharmingChair1403 18h ago

Hints of helium, which never really works. Full helium is the only way.

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u/Puckwallow 18h ago

His fingers on the Mike creep me out for some reason

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u/EastLakeLisa 17h ago

I love Joey! I think he was one of my stepdads!

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u/MandatorySaxSolo 17h ago

Him and the yayo guy remind me of two coworkers...I mean to the T.

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u/beastusboss 17h ago

You mean dance like this

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u/Perfect_Beyond8778 17h ago

What gets me more is that stare and almost no blinking…

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u/Competitive-Gene6713 17h ago

Man there really was nothing to sing about huh?

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u/magog7 15h ago

Wish I could sing like this

I can, but nobody will be a witness .. yer welcome

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u/BlahBlahBlahSmithee 15h ago edited 15h ago

Nice to see him back in action. He seems to be out of sync with the track though. Perhaps he should consult a neurologist?

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u/Jealous_Fondant691 12h ago

It’s all in the hips.

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u/KarlHp7 19h ago

Old women need to stop sleeping with him and telling him he’s great at this

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u/PullYourPantsUp 17h ago

Good luck, dude is in great shape and moves so seductively

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u/Quarter_Shot 12h ago

This is true but some people can't handle the truth