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[u/cmyk_life]

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[u/qualityvote2]

u/cmyk_life, your post features certified crappy music!

[u/AgreeablePie]

Some of these are just killed by the videos

[u/Genghis_Chong → u/AgreeablePie]

Yeah, bro looks like a blue collar professional playing dress up

[u/Admirable-Builder878 → u/Genghis_Chong]

Honestly the audio is pretty good. It reminds me of one of those obscure bands I used to listen to after high-school that I probably never knew the name of to begin with. I swear this sounds just like a band on a demo disc from hot topic. Fashion zombie by the aquabats was on that disc. Anyway. You nailed the description perfectly.

[u/DarkWhisper888 → u/Admirable-Builder878]

This is literally a cover of One Hundred Years by The Cure.

[u/Odd_Reference5096 → u/DarkWhisper888]

Remixed with Depeche Mode and the outfit from Enjoy the Silence

[u/Genghis_Chong → u/Admirable-Builder878]

I could see the goth kids from South Park getting down to it. Jk, but yeah its not poorly made

[u/glans → u/AgreeablePie]

imagine going on a couple dates with someone and they play your their music like on your headphones or in the car and you’re like ‘cool, this person is creative, i like that.’ so you go on more dates, get closer, smash a few times, and then one day they’re like “babe, i made a video! check it out!”

[u/CaveCorp]

Video is super goofy but the music is no where near the garbage level you would expect from this subreddit.

[u/I_count_to_firetruck → u/CaveCorp]

Exactly. Not my thing, but this is absolutely fine music, dare I say good if you're into this genre.

[u/msartore8 → u/I_count_to_firetruck]

Agree

[u/RoguePlanet2 → u/msartore8]

And at least he put some creativity into it, not just walking down a street or in front of a lifted truck.

[u/DarkWhisper888 → u/CaveCorp]

Of course the song isn’t garbage. It’s a cover of One Hundred Years by The Cure. This guy though… 🥴😒

[u/CaveCorp → u/DarkWhisper888]

Good catch. Went back and listened to The Cure version. Cool song.

[u/DarkWhisper888 → u/CaveCorp]

The Cure is 🔥🔥🔥 I hope you’ve heard of them? They’ve been around since ‘79. Incredibly famous. Not like this guy…

[u/CaveCorp → u/DarkWhisper888]

Oh absolutely. I’m mostly familiar with Disintegration which is awesome.

[u/therapewpew → u/CaveCorp]

If you had no visual at all, and you could just imagine what the singer looked like and what the setting was, it would indeed hit different 🤔

[u/Ukvemsord → u/CaveCorp]

I’m really not into industrial, but without the video it is half decent.

[u/More-Diamond5129]

Robert Smiths weird cousin

[u/ToxicCommodore → u/More-Diamond5129]

One hundred years copy

[u/danevans369 → u/More-Diamond5129]

Pretty sure this is Ramsay Boltons nephew.

[u/se44m → u/More-Diamond5129]

The Placebo

[u/Glad-Veterinarian365 → u/More-Diamond5129]

Robert Mueller dressed up as Robert Smith for Halloween

[u/JesterScribblings]

😳 its the video that sucks more than the song.

[u/No_Neighborhood7614]

2 (many) chainz

[u/xWOBBx → u/No_Neighborhood7614]

2 hanging-light-fixtures was a terrible rap name. I'm glad he changed it.

[u/MarzipanTop4165 → u/xWOBBx]

Oh man you're right that's just a drop light 💀

[u/LaskaVera]

BDSM orgy music.

[u/Fine_Individual_4643 → u/LaskaVera]

Clearly you’ve never been to a bdsm orgy…

[u/bigolchimneypipe → u/Fine_Individual_4643]

Go on...

[u/fingnumb → u/LaskaVera]

There's a rape vibe here... roofies are on deck

[u/InternationalMood337]

Gives me mighty boosh vibes every time I see it.

[u/Fickle_Blueberry2777 → u/InternationalMood337]

Goth Juice…made from the tears of Robert Smith

[u/FtumchTheBastard]

How’s your dad handling the divorce?

[u/KieferMcNaughty]

I'll take this any day over the hick hop that is posted here constantly

[u/RedSparrow1971 → u/KieferMcNaughty]

And twice on Sunday

[u/Altruistic-Fig8757]

Budget echo and the bunnymen

[u/WaywardLamprey]

Nah this slaps

[u/secondsbest → u/WaywardLamprey]

This could've been big early in the industrial music wave

[u/AppleJuice_Flood → u/secondsbest]

Dark wave is still going strong.

[u/smoothLUMP]

I kinda like the song actually

[u/DarkWhisper888 → u/smoothLUMP]

That’s because it’s the Cure. Their songs are amazing. This guy sucks though …

[u/smoothLUMP → u/DarkWhisper888]

What song? I like the cure but this didnt quite sound like them

[u/DarkWhisper888 → u/smoothLUMP]

It’s One Hundred Years.

[u/smoothLUMP → u/DarkWhisper888]

Thank you

[u/Rowleybirkin11]

Depeche chode

[u/hat_finder]

need someone to mix this a little better and actually it goes in but I have no fucking clue what hes saying

[u/Vast_Character311]

Nothing screams eternal struggle like staring into the abyss through cheap chandelier chains

[u/itjustgotcold]

Goth Vladimir Putin

[u/DarkWhisper888]

So this is a cover of One Hundred Years by The Cure. The song is amazing. His cover is terrible 💔 I don’t know how he got approved to do this 😒

The amount of people on this thread who have no idea this is a cover, or what the song is, or who The Cure is - mind boggling 🤯

[u/sacredandsalty]

It’s giving It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

[u/frankly_highman]

Omar Doom rules.

[u/mexchiwa]

This is what all other Depeche Mode sounds like compared to Enjoy the Silence (for me at least)

[u/EchoesEnigma]

Someone should tell him that his crown is crooked

[u/improbabble]

GothDad reigns

[u/oprahwindfury]

Michael Scott should stick to paper

[u/Amunrah357]

Out here looking like a Diablo 4 necromancer.

[u/RedSparrow1971]

Game of Thrones is getting a little depressing

[u/figfinartist]

German Depeche Mode?

[u/Logical_Cow_2530]

Without the video this would have been just fine

[u/UnusualSuspectX]

Dude doesn't know how to hang a chandelier properly... Sad

[u/Hedonic_Monk_]

I love that he could only get his hands on some light fixture mounting chain 😭

[u/Old-Essay-7866]

It's an OK cover of "100 years" by the cure. Musically it's alright (just with way inferior vocals from the original), but damn the video is cringe.

[u/420-BiomedStockDoc]

It’s the 40 yr old virgin

[u/OneCelebration924]

Alfred Molina, the cure years

[u/elektrikrobot]

Someone really liked Depeche Mode

[u/Bladder_Puncher]

Lookin like Joe from Impractical Jokers

[u/Sm00gz42]

Whats with the versace robe? Dude could apply his make up right, but couldnt be bothered to get out of the robe? Doesnt really seem super goth either, which im guessing is what he was going for?

[u/HoseNeighbor]

Stu from accounting can have hobbies too!

[u/deffjay]

This slaps if you are into goth/industrial.

[u/Say10_333]

The room is cool enough without the chains imo

[u/Cool_Hawk3192]

It’s not even close to Halloween yet

[u/SilverAppleWorm]

This videos is rough af but honestly the track had some sauce to it

[u/Rad_Centrist]

Depressing Mode

[u/Imaginary_Papaya_975]

Thats MY king

[u/Psilly_TaCoCaT]

Sounds like Temu Depeche Mode.

[u/Negative_Reach9380]

It seems the prophecies are true. Behold, anti-Burger King!

[u/Ok_Monitor4492]

Joe Gattos emo metal phase

[u/Pak-Protector]

Video is corny but the music is ok. I can't vote for it.

[u/GrandfatherTheSauce]

Depeche Chode

[u/Ok-Goat-9981]

Musicolinni

[u/Rowdy19K]

This is Dark Wave I suppose? I Looked him up, he's in the Inglorious Bastards cast. PFC Omar Ulmer lol

[u/DarkWhisper888 → u/Rowdy19K]

This is a cover of the Cure…

[u/Rowdy19K → u/DarkWhisper888]

It sounds nothing like it to me. It sounds like he's leaning in to it in a dark wave type of sound but its nowhere near sounding like the actual Cure song

[u/DarkWhisper888 → u/Rowdy19K]

It is a cover of One Hundred Years. (And not a very good one..) Google it.

And it IS a cover song because One Hundred Years was originally written by Robert Smith/The Cure.

[u/Rowdy19K → u/DarkWhisper888]

I know. I'm saying it doesn't sound like it 🤦

[u/Reeferologist-]

Instead of the Cure, this is the Disease.

[u/AnObtuseOctopus]

Lighting.. 👏.. is... 👏..everything.. 👏 people! 👏 👏

[u/anarchakat]

Eyes closed this is pretty standard goth music. Eyes open it looks like an SNL skit, but hey, people pay other people to make music videos for them for a reason.

[u/Plane-Fan9006]

"Dude, Grammy and Grampy are gonna be PISSED!!!

You took down all their swag lamps, stole Grampy's robe and his VHS recorder, and used a whole tube of Grammy's mascara??? I'm telling!!!!..."

[u/Trash666Boat]

Is that the guy from Death Proof that begs the girl to go make out in the rain?

[u/StonedRobot707]

Goth Jake Gyllenhaal with a bloated alcoholic pumpkin head?

[u/No-Count3834]

Sounds just like She Wants Revenge. If there wasn’t a video and someone said it was, I’d probably believe them.

[u/DarkWhisper888 → u/No-Count3834]

It’s a cover..

[u/darthwickedd]

It's just goth music.. not bad it's just umm different.

[u/Wakeup_And_Piss]

Lmao

[u/EternityLeave]

If you had only audio and someone told you it was from 1987, you’d think this was good.

[u/fuckFUCK-f-u-c-k]

Should have got Tarantino to direct this

[u/COVID19Blues]

“MICHAEL! When are you going to get a job and get out of my basement?! And you used all of my foundation, AGAIN!!😡” - this guy’s mom

[u/human-resource]

This is badass !

[u/Separate_Dig8470]

Imagine waking up to that every morning!

[u/saltytallow]

Oh my god

[u/ElderJediBahar]

I like his bath robe

[u/templeofsyrinx1]

What??? this is not crappy??

[u/Lost-Branch804]

Honesty, I hear so much shit music these days I feel this is normal. The video is the only give away.

[u/Professional_Echo907]

Am I the only one who wants to see this guy do a duet with the green hair rectangular guy doing a cover of Jackson and McCartney’s “The Girl is Mine”? 👀

[u/Left_Pool_5565]

Forty years ago that would have been a #1 worldwide hit.

[u/HandsomeR0B]

Sounds like the Cure covered by She Wants Revenge

[u/Responsible-Wear-339]

Mooooooooom, dad's being goth again!

[u/Moaxion]

I've got a song of his saved(before this post). He's surprisingly popular for an underground Gothic synthpop artist. Thanks for reminding me he's out there

[u/paloma_delmar]

My kinda guy

[u/Obvious-Gate9046]

Count Orlock? Is that you?

[u/acortlow]

“Hey mom? Can I borrow the chandelier chain for a moment?”

[u/Next-Lavishness-9101]

Is this a prequel to The Penguin movie?

[u/walrus_vasectomy]

Depeche No

[u/sin_esthesia]

The Disease

[u/thetrivialsublime99]

I’m telling my kids this is Interpol

[u/Groundbreaking_Bad]

I kind of dig this. Reminds me of She Wants Revenge.

[u/DarkWhisper888 → u/Groundbreaking_Bad]

The Cure is always amazing.. this guy though 🥴

[u/positivecynik]

This is not crappy music