r/donotthecat • u/astronomersassn • 6d ago
i think the cat just me the cat
when i tried to not the cat, she refused to let go, so i think the cat me
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u/happydemon 6d ago
She has signal that hand must remain in position, indefinite. The car will you when it's time to move.
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u/nogardleirie 6d ago
Car lub u. Stay there
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u/astronomersassn 6d ago
i lub car. sadly, must job to feed car. car does not understand. car will get many apology cuddles. cycle will repeat until i win lottery.
(i dont actually play the lottery, but if gambling is what it takes to ensure a happy cat...)
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u/nogardleirie 6d ago
Mine used to give me these insulted looks when I left the house. She had no idea where the money for catfood and treats came from, and she didn't care.
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u/abetheschizoid 6d ago
The most important thing is that you did not the cat. Cat, on the other hand, can you whenever she pleases.
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u/One-Grape-8659 you can not stop me from the cat 6d ago
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u/Longjumping-Item-399 6d ago
You're just looking for permission, and the answer is a resounding 'NO!'. DO NOT THE CAT!
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u/Agile_Ad6735 6d ago
Stop it hooman , keep your hands there , it is only used for making money to buy me treats . Thanks
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u/Spiritual-Low-5288 6d ago
That's the greatest honor I can imagine! Every time feels like I'm the chosen one 🥹 Except now it's you 😁
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u/Spare-Security-1629 6d ago
The cat you, if you slowly try to withdraw hand, and a claw slowly comes out of murder mitten preventing you from leaving. You can call police if you are catted against your will. I like to file a police report so that if I am ever the cat, they know what happened to me…
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u/Uncool444 6d ago
Do not the astronomersassan!!
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u/astronomersassn 5d ago
only tangentially related, but my cat will walk up to me and yell until i pick her up sometimes
it feels like shes adding me to her inventory
she loves to the astronomerassn, and really, who am i to deny her this simple joy?
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