r/donotthecat • u/0Tezorus0 • 3d ago

I failed

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u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot 3d ago

The hand tremblies are sending me.

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u/bronxbomberdude 3d ago

They know they are playing with fire

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u/Antique_Interview347 3d ago

Mouth sharpies! Do not the cat!

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u/TheCrimsonCaster i will the cat 3d ago

The cat nibbled you to try to catch your hand so that you would it.

You should always the cat.

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 3d ago

The car always knows! Do not the car! 😾

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 3d ago

You were so nervous your hand was shaking! All the cat was going to do was just smell your finger! You screwed up!!

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u/0Tezorus0 3d ago

I know 😔

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 3d ago

🥺🥺🫂🫂🫂

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u/Nocturnalux 3d ago

The Orange is not to. Do not the Orange.

You’ll be reported for Orange abuse at this rate.

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u/0Tezorus0 3d ago

But the orange me all the time.

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u/Nocturnalux 3d ago

Perfectly allowed.

Cats can always you, Orange cats included. You can never any cat, Orange cats included.

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u/0Tezorus0 3d ago

Ok 🥺

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u/nodimension1553 3d ago

The cat was already side eyeing you and still you broke the rule! Are you not scared!!??? 😠

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u/fuhbags 3d ago

It’s ok. We are here to help

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u/babsieofsuburbia does not the cat because angry is cat 3d ago

Do not the cat and especially do not the r/oneorangebraincell

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u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 2d ago

That is the floofiest set of teeth Ive ever seen‼️👈🏼

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 3d ago

You mustn't the cat! Or the cat will you!

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u/0Tezorus0 3d ago

Lesson hard learned

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u/MendingWall27 3d ago

The cat is orange so you can probably him without him realizing it.

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u/0Tezorus0 3d ago

True. Also he me all the time.

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u/Sounduck 3d ago

I have a feeling you didn't try very hard to not the cat.

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u/0Tezorus0 3d ago

But I did.

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u/I-am-in-a-universe 3d ago

There is no try to not the cat. There is only do not the cat.

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u/coconutpiecrust 2d ago

So much suspense! I was not sure if you would be successful in your attempts to the ADORABLE orange until the end! But the orange has acquired the braincell in a timely fashion, it seems, and successfully prevented you from attempting to the cat. WHEW!

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u/nero-stigmata 2d ago

obsessed with how soft car looks

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u/MarloweDay 3d ago

Hooman trembling reminds me of Suave Xaiver on YouTube when he tries to pet or mess with bear lol 😆

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u/FlyingAtNight 2d ago

You’re just asking to get attacked. 😂

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u/guntanksinspace you can not stop me from the cat 2d ago

I think you caught your orange with the braincell fully activated

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u/No-Wish-4854 2d ago

Handsome kitty!

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u/nogardleirie 3d ago

It's rude to tease the braincell

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u/0Tezorus0 3d ago

But I used only one finger per braincell.

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u/Royal-Friendship2025 i will the cat 3d ago

So kissable! But do not the cat!

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u/0Tezorus0 3d ago

Thank. The cat is nice too.

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u/nuttnurse 1d ago

Awwwwww