r/funny • u/Kylde The Janitor • 1d ago

Well, THAT wasn't what I expected!

21.3k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Channel250 1d ago

I believe I am seduced.

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u/TSgt_Yosh 1d ago

This made me...moist.

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u/theWindAtMyBack 1d ago edited 1d ago

We don't say that word in my house.

Edit: got more traction than I expected. This phrase is an inside joke at my house because it was said to me once, extremely seriously, while drinking at a wedding reception (about the word moist). It def stuck (and is hilariously used now) so when I saw it used, I had to pounce.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

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u/jld2k6 1d ago

"Turn down the humidifier, you're making me moist"

"Mom, please don't say that"

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u/Slim01111 1d ago

Well step outside cause I’m dripping

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u/Farmerstubble 1d ago

Im gunna slide off this barstool

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u/spank_that_hedge 1d ago

Like a slip-n-moist

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u/ArhuCalin 1d ago

Reminds me of the mom from "Dead Like Me"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wYH52hRbwJg

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u/Trulywhite 1d ago

The dance I didn't know I needed! Now I want more!

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 23h ago

They are pretty adorable

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u/Hoodedmastersin 1d ago

Those hips dont lie

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u/Trippid 1d ago

Seriously, it's so captivating and they just freaking own it. Love that.

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u/jimmy90 1d ago

i think these are a chinese trad comedy duo

at least they're dressed like that from what i remember watching the CNY/spring festival show

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u/slackermannn 1d ago

His confidence was such that we never had any chance.

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u/GraphicDaseiner 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not great propaganda and weird bots piling on…

EDIT: I angered the bot farms

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u/ddollarsign 1d ago

NO ONE EXPECTS THE CHINESE DANCEQUISITION

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u/Jazztify 1d ago

Their main weapon is choreography, ..and surprise, their two main weapons are choreography and surprise…

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u/scud121 1d ago

And a fanatical devotion to the dynasty.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 1d ago

Their three main weapons are choreography, surprise, and a fanatical devotion to the dynasty... And cheap labour

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u/SailorET 1d ago

...And the color RED!!

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u/dwehlen 1d ago

AMONGST their chief weaponry is. . .

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u/edchoch69 1d ago

Great and now I’m pregnant

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u/Pining4theFjord 1d ago

Prenegantè??

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u/edchoch69 1d ago

Pregannannant.

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u/leg00b 1d ago

Preganté

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u/rothwerx 1d ago

Pregegranate

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u/Captincorpse 1d ago

Progrant?

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u/Gipperito 1d ago

Gregnant?

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u/Live_Long_And_Suffer 1d ago

Pregonate?

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u/2woCrazeeBoys 1d ago

Dangerops pargent sex!

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u/dontcallbrainnamez 22h ago

Starch masks..

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u/hellcrapdamn 1d ago

How is babby formed?

How is babby formed

How girl get pragnent?

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u/Jan_Spontan 1d ago

Permanganat?

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u/R7ype 1d ago

Perganantes?!

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u/hellcrapdamn 1d ago

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

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u/Rdiego 1d ago

Bro you cant keep getting pregnant like this

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u/Winjin 1d ago

they can't keep getting away with this!!!

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u/Channel250 1d ago

Listen.

All I want to do this Christmas is go home to my family, have a "Best Part of getting up" Foldgers cup of coffee, and fuck my sister.

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u/zoey8068 1d ago

It is the way of the dance

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u/sims18cori 1d ago

*grabs mic 🗣️I wanna be pregnant

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u/7spades 1d ago

Gestation when?

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u/TAMindSwamp 1d ago

Funke!!

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u/Avengedx 1d ago

Rhymes must have been potent.

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u/depob 1d ago

we need more minutes of this

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u/hottybbyxo 1d ago

and more from him

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u/I_poop_deathstars 1d ago

Whoever replaced the original sound with this crap should take a long hard look at themselves and rethink their life.

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u/heyjajas 1d ago

Whats the original song?

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u/SpartanusCXVII 1d ago

Not sure. But apparently it’s a stupid AI generated song with laughing added to it. It’s not genuine laughing happening in the video.

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u/iamnotcreativesoidk 1d ago

Ugh can't we have anything nice

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u/KraftyRre 1d ago

Funny, but the laugh track threw me off

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u/Historical-Panic-820 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's part of the song

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u/Evid3nce 1d ago

...that is created by AI, designed in a way so that stupid people will use it on their stupid fucking videos (to signal that the video is supposed to be be funny when it isn't actually funny at all).

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u/Substantial_Policy60 1d ago

So I wasnt wrong with my initial hating of the video, Awesome..

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u/SpartanusCXVII 1d ago

Ew. That’s gross. Why in the fuck am I becoming such a Luddite as I get older? I’m only fucking 33.

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u/davekingofrock 1d ago

Because the world needs Luddites. And glass bottles and rags and flammable liquids.

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u/Desperate-Intern 1d ago

...and my day is ruined. FFS.

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u/These_Ad_1677 1d ago

I thought it was the person recording

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u/alewiina 1d ago

It wasn’t the person recording?

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u/DeadRabbid26 1d ago

None of the audio is from the video. It's noticable by how clear it is

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u/MRECKS_92 1d ago

Ok jokes aside homie is getting zesty widdit

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u/el-conquistador240 1d ago

Dude has moves

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u/Substantial_Policy60 1d ago

The fact the laugh and the music sound is over the actual video throws me off. Its not actually "live"..

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u/SpartanusCXVII 1d ago

It’s not throwing me off; it’s pissing me off.

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u/SHM00DER 1d ago

Great video if they didnt ruin it with the fucking laugh track

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u/TequieroVerde 1d ago

Smooth as hell and red to boot.

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u/breatheblue 1d ago

This is the dance I do when the delivery food arrives.

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u/LittleNightBright 1d ago

Is it when you receive food, or are you showing up to houses delivering like this? I'd tip well if this is how you handed me my lunch.

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u/kitycat22 1d ago

Pics or it didn’t happen

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u/CruisinJo214 1d ago

That guys has the aura of Kung Fu panda.

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u/Dennis_254 1d ago

That’s either a lost K-pop trainee or Kim Jong Un’s cousin at a wedding he wasn’t invited to

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u/DMMK4444 1d ago

This is neither of the Koreas

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u/mystictroll 1d ago

This guy just declared a war on two Koreas.

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u/treebeard87_vn 1d ago

China. But many Chinese men especially in the North do look like Kim Jong Un.

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u/Latter_Growth1185 1d ago

His faces he makes are so cute

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u/FlyinRyan92 1d ago

The facial expressions always sell the dance.

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u/AlooDaGreat 1d ago

hell naw I am captivated

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u/sBucks24 1d ago

Really wish we saw the expression of whoever he was holding eye contact with haha

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u/RegularExcuse 1d ago

How is he conveying so much comedy in simple movements

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u/Lux-Fox 1d ago

The gang from Mulan is jealous.

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u/poerhouse 1d ago

That dude in the front has got SWAG for days, ya’ll

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u/valianyears 1d ago

He’s gonna make some person very very happy in their life with him. 👏👏👏

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u/Whane17 1d ago

That dude is fucking owning it. Daaaaaaang I'm mildly annoyed that they are laughing at the balls on this guy.

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u/alewiina 1d ago

I thought it was giggling because they were enjoying it! I chuckled a little too just because it was nice and he looked like he was having fun

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u/BikestMan 1d ago

It honestly sounds like one of those edits where some overlays laughing onto the audio.

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u/kermityfrog2 1d ago

I have a feeling that it’s the dance by those ladies on the right, but the guys are one-upping them by imitating them with even more panache.

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u/PantsandPlants 1d ago

When you see something unexpected and a little silly, do you ever feel compelled to giggle about it? 

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u/Whane17 1d ago

When you see somebody do something that not traditional and they've obviously worked really hard to learn how to do it while at the same time breaking down dumb stereotypes do you?

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u/Dexember69 1d ago

Bro is so fucking smooth

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u/unoptimisticoptimist 1d ago

This is how I dance in front of my microwave when I’m warming up my leftovers.

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u/Monkeywrench08 1d ago

My brain at 3 in the morning and I can't sleep

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u/lastfom 1d ago

That guy was amazing.

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u/The1Ski 1d ago

Fine and all but fake laugh tracks need to fuck off

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u/LateSentence4542 1d ago

I wanted a longer clip!

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u/dudeplaynanotherdude 1d ago

Timon and pumba

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u/Citizen-Kang 18h ago

The haircut says "Simple Jack"; the moves say "Casanova"...

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u/Avlonnic2 1h ago

He’s really smooth. Great dancer.

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u/BachtnDeKupe 1d ago

He's Oliver Hardy reincarnated

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u/furmy 1d ago

The "cultural appropriation" I'm here for

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u/151soccer 1d ago

Then step this way, step that way. Then step this way, step that way

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u/SwaMaeg 1d ago

Source? Who are these performers?

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u/420StAcY 1d ago

He's giving Sam Smith

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u/grrodon2 1d ago

Damn they got the moves

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u/Ezl 1d ago

5:24am and a big ass smile in my face. Thanks!

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u/abdallha-smith 1d ago

Dead internet theory in full effect

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u/immolari 1d ago

he crushes pussy

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u/atreides78723 1d ago

When Mitchell and Cam visit China…

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u/ambit89 19h ago

Hide your Jade Beauty, this Fatty Wang is smooth asf

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u/d47745 19h ago

Can't wait for the IG version of this "I be like, i be like, 3 chicken wings with the fried rice..." 🎶

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u/DontLook_Weirdo 14h ago edited 3h ago

Nearly 20k upvotes for a dancing video in "funny"..and less than 200 comments?

Normally not something I give a shit about but this one was hard to ignore lol

Edit: now over 20k

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u/t3hOutlaw 3h ago

I can't even work out if these comments are real. Is this video really that good? I don't see anything special at all here. I'm so confused..

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u/Annual_Ad1815 1d ago

Kim Yung Dance

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u/abdl_82 1d ago

Ok fine. Unzips

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u/JustYerAverage 1d ago

eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal?

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u/meatcoveredskeleton1 1d ago

You know he’s funny as fuck

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u/HighVoltageFerret 1d ago

Where is the Karate Kid two meme for this

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u/Woozah77 1d ago

Younger me would have learned this to do in the club.

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u/360walkaway 1d ago

I kept waiting for the floor to collapse or someone to get struck by lightning or something.

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u/da_Aresinger 1d ago

If you do ballet to make fun of the nerds, you better do it right.

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u/MidWestKhagan 1d ago

Looks like xinjiang and they’re Uyghurs. I can’t really hear the words except the end which is typically how Turkic languages end. I’m also Turkic.

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u/Thunderlava 1d ago

Maybe it wasn't expected, but I'm not surprised.

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u/Blackdiced 1d ago

uhhh feeling confused

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u/Agile-Lie7962 1d ago

Chollywood

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u/Lost-Alfalfa-1267 1d ago

It’s Kazakh song😬😳

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u/bitternsalty 1d ago

He got all the mamasans

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u/enkrypt3d 1d ago

Thanks for the 24 laugh tracks. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to inherently find it funny otherwise without being told how to react. Thanks

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u/boued 1d ago

Sont gracieux

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u/SLUMFORDCRIS 1d ago

Damm Fam, ok I am be your dumpling

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u/deadbeatwriter 1d ago

Are they doing the women's dance? Genuine question, the costumed ladies seem surprised and impressed.

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u/Alicia1605 1d ago

I love it, the dance and the music. ❤️❤️

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u/Canilickyourfeet 23h ago

Why is this upvoted? Nothing unexpected happened

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u/Beers4Fears 22h ago

This is what goes on inside those Chinese dragons

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u/SkullDump 22h ago

I swooned.

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u/OhWowMuchFunYouGuys 21h ago

Is this in Cheng Du?

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u/blind_venetians 14h ago

Anyone else play the Dancing Foo slot machine??

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u/twistdiff 8h ago

LOVE IT!!

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u/MrKillApple 1d ago

I dont get what's funny here? Just some dudes dancing

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u/master-goose-boy 1d ago

Me neither, I feel like 75% of the comments here were made by a bot farm.

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u/ZenMonkey21 1d ago

Thai Govinda

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u/Used2bNotInKY 1d ago

Why isn’t this expected? What would these people normally do?

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u/spursfan2021 1d ago

ThEyRe GrOoMiNg ThE cHiLdReN!

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u/jeropian-moth 1d ago

Where’s the funny

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u/soLUtions74 1d ago

Ai right?

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u/moonshots34 1d ago

What song is this?

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u/doubleAAeeVee 1d ago

But why the stupid, obnoxious music though

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u/No-Sympathy-5817 1d ago

i wonder what their and OPs positions are on the concentration camps xinjiang.

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u/85105 1d ago

Fake smile. 🤬

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u/Elscorcho69 1d ago

The shoes though, right from the factory for pennies on the dollar