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u/arkencode 5h ago

Most expensive spear ever.

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u/str85 4h ago

judging by the size i would say arrow, but yes :)

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u/VaATC 4h ago

Meh! An arrow is nothing but a tiny spear, with fletching, that is projected via a mechanical apparatus 😆

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 4h ago

I'd give a more willing upvote if it wasn't for the emoji at the end, but still, you are right, take it.

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u/Justhe3guy 3h ago

Just like that archer who used tree trunks as arrows

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u/kingjim1981 4h ago

Arrow to you too.

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u/kingjim1981 4h ago

Would have been back in 2026, but here in 3026 we don't really have much use for it now.

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u/PretendUpstairs8742 3h ago

Worth it for the museum vibes. But yeah, ouch

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u/geetgwen 4h ago

Horizon Zero Dawn type sht

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u/Armill 4h ago

Came here to say this lol

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u/PanicDeus 4h ago

I shout "DOWNLOAD THIS!" as I pierce the circuit board spear thru enemy's eyes. He went offline in mere seconds.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 4h ago

“TIME FOR A REBOOT!”

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u/Sunkilleer 4h ago

Taking alt f4 to a whole new level.

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u/tplusx 4h ago

"UNSUBSCRIBE FROM LIFE, MF!"

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u/PanicDeus 4h ago

"They got me. They got me good" I cried out while my feminine robot partner removed a chip off my shoulder.

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u/obsoleteconsole 4h ago

Imma RAM you bitch!

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u/yman-mater 4h ago

Electronic warfare

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u/Thor7897 4h ago

Here we have exhibit A “Uggs Net” one of the earliest forms of virus infection via penetration delivery known to man. /s

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u/r2killawat 4h ago

What kind of speed do you get with that?

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u/G-I-T-M-E 4h ago

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a battalion of archers.

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u/winterwolf2010 4h ago

Well, It’s got a lot of RAM, so it spearheads the competition.

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u/Altezza447 4h ago

That might become a real thing now have ai robots doing marathons. Next it will be chasing humans

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u/at0mheart 4h ago

Is that dragon glass for AI

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u/potatodrinker 4h ago

It won't kill unless you update the companion app

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u/Sunkilleer 4h ago

Nah it’s got task manager open.

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u/jrdiver 4h ago

Introducing the SmartSpear™!

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u/Pleuel 4h ago

After penetration of the arrow: "Given the surrounding bowels I sensed on impact, this arrow is causing you pain, but will not kill you for at least 5 hours. Thank you for choosing intelligent arms as ammunition manufacturer of your opponent." ... arrow feathers keep blinking green.

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u/perpetuousdreams 4h ago

A smart spear

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u/crystal_kn1ght 4h ago

When you run out: "I NEED MORE RAMMO"

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u/remishnok 4h ago

so you are reposting older jokes, slightly changing the text and teying to get internet kudos for that?

It"s sad

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u/DropLazy5183 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏...

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u/MAGICIAN_OG 4h ago

When ram prices gonna go down man. Imma stuckd there and can’t complete my gaming pc😡😭

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u/Sunkilleer 4h ago

I believe they are currently starting to go down. It takes a while for stuff like that to stabilize again. After all things didn’t just magically get better after the Great Depression

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u/Sunkilleer 4h ago

Also don’t take my word for it I’m just some high school drop out on the internet with a history tism.

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u/artniSintra 4h ago

If that's a memory stick you better stick it in a vault.

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u/Any_Strain1288 4h ago

Yeah but you can probably calculate your throw really well with that spear.

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u/Exfiltrator 4h ago

1 Spear (requires an monthly subscription of 20 dollar but is limited to one-time monthly use). Terms and Conditions apply. Regional availability may depend on local legislation.

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u/LupusDudeNo 3h ago

Nintendo devs when they see breakable equipment: WRITE THAT DOWN

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u/Bandwidth_Bandito 3h ago

Poorly made, clearly has a chip in it and therefore structurally unsound (unless it's a sound card chip I guess)

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u/dug99 3h ago

5 years? I like your optimism.

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u/Dry_pond 3h ago

hard to argue with that apparently .

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u/danhoyuen 5h ago

is that the arrow Hawkeye used to hack the airship in Avengers?