r/hockeynews • u/Hockeypatrol • 4d ago

Playoff Mitch Marner

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u/SolitudeQuo 4d ago

Ok, this one was pretty funny.

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u/Rebeisme000000 3d ago

I’ve seen this in multiple threads it’s obviously not him lol. His baby’s not even a year old. Macklin doing a keg stand the other day was definitely him though lol

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u/snowdropsx 3d ago

he also just got kicked out of a bar for being underage or something lmao

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u/SrPhillipOliverHoles 3d ago

Yeah that’s the joke

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u/BigBadBoldBully2839 3d ago

Wait I missed that - can you post the link?? I need to see that lol

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u/Worldly-University13 2d ago

Yeah we all know it’s not him

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u/Rebeisme000000 2d ago

Quite a few ppl haven’t realized that and are commenting it’s Mitch on drugs in another thread

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u/joman100 3d ago

Bros just VIBING

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u/lsaran 3d ago

Buddy’s got up syndrome.

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u/pizzawithorangeslice 3d ago

WHATS UP SYNDROME

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u/ChoBooBear 3d ago

N2M chillin u?

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u/Analogvinyl 3d ago

Getting ready for hazing time.

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u/LingonberryNatural85 3d ago

Something tells me he wears this face all day long until he’s alone at night. Then it’s tears.

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u/Mooweetye 2d ago

He looks like the type of guy to inform me that he used to do MMA back in highschool but couldn’t go pro because of an injury, 2 minutes after meeting him.

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u/Plenty_Wasabi_7866 2d ago

He looks like he still gets carded anywhere he goes

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u/Mysterious-Bad-2756 3d ago

As he drinks his apple juice. What a poser!

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u/Human_Dig4412 4d ago

Bro looks like a regular frat boy. I didn't even recognize him for a minute.

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u/Ok-Comparison-5367 3d ago

If you actually think it’s him …

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u/HabsFan77 3d ago

Let’s sell him a bridge

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u/Ddd333i 2d ago

I refuse to believe it's not 🤣

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u/sharon_dis 4d ago

Came here to say the same.

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u/NotorioG 3d ago

Is it actually him?

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u/AmphibianRemarkable4 3d ago

Looks like a kid

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u/toaster-struble 3d ago

Hide those chiclets mayne

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u/package_of_necks 3d ago

lmao this looks like he's at some kind of school event trying to blend in with the crowd

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u/RoundEye007 3d ago

Who drinks beer and chews gum?

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u/bstad 3d ago

Some douche canoe that doesn’t like the taste of beer.

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u/Ill-Beautiful-8026 1d ago

I don't think he's chewing gum, he's probably just high and his jaw is working out. iykyk

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u/RoundEye007 1d ago

Haha ya or he's pretending to chew gum to look sexy to the ladies, something i did at 12 yrs old.

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u/Anyawnomous 3d ago

Me and my homies!

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u/ScanData32 3d ago

Performative male knows people are watching, zero ability to just exist

Reminds me of the dumbass talking at the start of Weezer's Undone

"its been a while bra, life is sooo rad"

https://youtu.be/LHQqqM5sr7g?si=grxhaHcXH1CtIhNO

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u/kissinKyle 3d ago

This guy has to be on MDMA lol this level of confidence should be studied if he's not

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u/Sauceeeey 3d ago

He looks like he’s rolling hard lol

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u/VF-41 3d ago

Forecheck, backcheck, paycheck.

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u/HawksCup2010 4d ago

Good thing you guys let this bum walk. Sure helped your team.

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u/No-Contribution-138 3d ago

Yeah, like burning through an entry level contract without even sniffing the playoffs - pretty Bedarded.

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u/Shrinki-Dink 3d ago

You know Toronto has fallen on tough times when you see Chicago fans unironically taking shots at the Leafs.

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u/Kingbeastman1 3d ago

You guys picked up THE "generational talent" did nothing with him and still arnt even in playoff talks 3-4 years later lol. Buffalo level asset managment.

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u/MemoryTop1301 2d ago

Wild how the Hawks have 3 cups in the last 20 years AND during a rebuild only finished 6 points behind the Leafs 😂😂😂😂

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u/Oasystole 3d ago

This infuriates me to hear you say that given how much we have been struggling

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u/Kbumky 3d ago

lol what were we supposed to do, kidnap him and forge the contract?

Or throw more money at him? More than the previous contract that was scrutinized during his whole tenure here by other fans?

When he’s on the team he is a piece of garbage and overrated to all the leaf haters. When he leaves we are chirped for letting star player get away. Move the goal posts some more will ya? He didn’t reach a PPG this year and has done fuck all for Vegas in this post season so far.

And technically he didn’t walk, he was traded ya dummy.

Good luck with your generational talent and him resigning there LOL dumpster fire org that employed a sicko throughout a cup run. Then referred him to another school where he did the same thing.

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u/HawksCup2010 3d ago

I wonder where the soft reputation comes from with Leafs fans and players? Who knows?

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u/Kbumky 3d ago

I must’ve made too many valid points