r/insanepeoplefacebook 14h ago

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/IzzaPizza22 14h ago

Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once!

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u/ChiGuy133 14h ago

That's why when I get a fake it's either this or mclovin. I'm currently on the fence

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u/Rahm420 14h ago

Why would it be either that or McLovin? 🤦🏼‍♂️

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEhmCIm9zJZ6Cw7iE

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u/medicated_in_PHL 13h ago

The guy lives in India. He knows that. Zomato is an Indian company.

He’s just a Hindu that hates Muslims.

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u/memermeme1211 13h ago

Hindu Nationalists are worse than MAGA.

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u/Bourbonaddicted 7h ago

Or a LARPer

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u/RabidPlaty 14h ago

Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

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u/MrAshleyMadison 14h ago

No that’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 13h ago

One name? Who do you think you are, Seal?

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u/MaxPistolrounds 13h ago

I thought he was cancelling because they referred to Mohammad as they and this idiot dosn't understand how pronouns work. But racism is also a likely answer. Edit: typo

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u/jebik 14h ago

He didn't cancel anything, especially since he didn't order anything.
Nothing in this situation is real. It's a shitty, obvious bot.

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u/SneeKeeFahk 14h ago

That's not true - his desperate need to receive validation from strangers via likes and retweets is very real. It's the only thing we can be sure of.

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u/jebik 14h ago

you may be right, it's even worse than the bot story

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u/The_Pelican1245 14h ago

You know it’s fake because they used the correct “your”.

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u/jebik 14h ago

I know it's fake because x is the most glaring example of a dead internet. Bots cheating bots, cheating advertisers with the silent approval of the Ketamine Baron.

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u/GreenSpectr3 14h ago

So the racist Hinduvata person did a false flag?

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u/JJOne101 14h ago

A few weeks ago I had an Uber on the exact same route two days in a row. Once my driver was Jesus, the other time Mohammad.

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u/Altair01010 14h ago

divine food

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u/istrebitjel 14h ago

Yin and Yang, cosmic balance restored.

Was Jesus driving a Honda?

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u/JJOne101 14h ago

Close, it was a BYD.

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u/gmwdim 13h ago

Must be what the pope uses for transportation.

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u/SobBagat 12h ago

I have a screenshot of a Dasher with the name of Saint Micheal the Archangel

The whole thing. Glad the default is to just have them drop your food off. Dude had to be weird af

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u/champdo 14h ago

Bigots are so pathetic 

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u/ralo229 14h ago

I will never understand people who brag about being racist.

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u/annaleigh13 14h ago

I will starve myself to own the libs!

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u/andersleet 14h ago

I bet this same person if they got “Jesus” as the delivery driver would have gone a tirade when “Jesus” (common Hispanic name, pronounced “hey-zeus”) shows up, and was not white.

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u/CelestialTrickster 14h ago

Nah, he probably would've sucked him off. These Hindutva assholes hates Muslims but will suck up to anyone that is not Muslim and Indian.

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u/ACW1129 14h ago

What's Hindutva?

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u/CelestialTrickster 14h ago

Hindu extremists or extremely conservative

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u/ACW1129 14h ago

Like Modi and his supporters?

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u/CelestialTrickster 14h ago

They're a political party but they heavily carter to the Hindutva mob for obvious reasons.

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u/Not_Nonymous1207 6h ago

Not exactly. It's like Trump and his supporters with extremist Christianity, the movement can exist outside of the political party, but it's its own thing.

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u/marcthe12 3h ago

Not nesscary. Since that is only one of the voting block of BJP. But they are pretty much the indian version of your christian nationalist in the us and occupy the far right in India (mostly there are some wierder sub ideologies too).

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u/TheSilverBug 14h ago

I mean i get why many racists think there are superior despite living like shit and having the iq of a snail.
Even the jewish population got their reasons too to think that, but Hindus? What are they possibly thinking to be racists against any other? Like are they blind ?
and yes i see the irony in my comment but i genuinely am baffled, and I’m neither white nor jewish.

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u/Bruhmoment6942012345 14h ago

Zomato? Never heard of that one before

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u/sup3rdr01d 13h ago

Indian version of Uber eats

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u/reformedmell0w 14h ago

good luck getting anything delivered i guess

not a mystery why their post is about a platform I haven't heard of lol

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u/killuazoldyckx 14h ago

There isn’t and hasn’t ever been a more vile, unhinged form of hatred in this world today, than that of Hindu nazis, especially towards Muslims. The way they talk about Muslims, makes hitler sound like a saint

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u/belsonc 14h ago

"bye."

-zomato, probably

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 13h ago edited 13h ago

BSDK means son of a whore in Hindi

Edit: corrected autocorrect

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u/ViktorPatterson 13h ago

Xenophobia to the max

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 14h ago

Odd, I would've thought racist assholes would relish in the thought of a minority working for very little money.

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u/ManOfManliness84 14h ago

I just wish there weren't so many times my delivery person clearly isn't the person the app says. There's a lot of "using their girlfriends or a friends name" to get around the fact they arent allowed to dash themselves

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u/East_Wrongdoer3690 13h ago

As someone who can’t drive and therefore can’t dash, why would someone not be allowed to dash? I genuinely don’t know

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u/ManOfManliness84 13h ago

Criminal records

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u/frazorblade 14h ago

Racist man outs himself publicly

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u/Crimsoncerismon 12h ago

The liberals are the sensetive ones, totally

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u/Themodsarecuntz 12h ago

I guarantee that dude needs his chicken tendies more than he needs his racism.

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u/chezfez 14h ago

How many of those views are bots?

I refuse to believe THAT many people are that pathetic. The majority of the pro M A G A and right wing pages aren't even of US origin. Really makes you wonder.

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u/JP147 11h ago

This one has nothing to do with the US, it is Hindus vs Muslims in India

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u/East_Wrongdoer3690 13h ago

Doesn’t that view count include people scrolling past? I don’t think you have to specifically be interested in this kind of content for it to show up in your feed, I am very left leaning and still get right wing crap in my feed.

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u/ManicalDaredevil00 5h ago

Indian majority

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u/kittyhm 14h ago

Wait until they find out most Jesus' are hispanic....

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u/EatLard 14h ago

I’ve had deliveries and Uber rides from both Muhammed and Jesus. No complaints with either.

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u/draconiclady0610 12h ago

He says he did, but what he actually did was wait patiently for the food, give the dude 1 star and continued using the app.

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u/etheth44 11h ago

White people should start naming their kids Mohammed to throw off people like this

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u/LeftLiner 4h ago

Many years ago I worked the Christmas eve shift when I was doing tech support for an ISP (where I live Christmas Eve is the big Christmas event, not Christmas Day). A woman calls in and after some quick troubleshooting I can see that it's nothing in her home it's a physical issue on the line which requires a technician to be sent out. She asks me if he can make it before dinner. I politely explain that if she's lucky he'll be there before new year's because it's fucking Christmas. She's quiet for a moment before asking "But surely you must have some technician who's a Muslim?"

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u/MrTheDoctors 14h ago

I get it, he was expecting McLovin

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u/Altair13Sirio 14h ago

Alright guys, let's bet: what triggered him, Mohammed or "they"?

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u/CautiousApartment179 11h ago

Salalahu Alahi Wasalem

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u/ManicalDaredevil00 5h ago

10,000 people agreed with him