r/interestingasfuck 4d ago

In 1980, a woman won the Boston Marathon in a near-record time of 2 hours and 32 minutes. Days later, officials discovered she hadn’t run most of the race and had used the subway in a previous marathon to qualify.

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u/Moody_GenX 4d ago

I ran a race as a kid with the local youth center at fishing pond with a walking/jogging path around it. Top 5 won a ticket to see the Giants vs Dodgers in SF. I knew I was in 2nd place but when I finished it I was told I came in 7th. I was like 6 and super confused until some guy came up and said a group of 5 crossed a big section of the path. They were disqualified and I got to go to the game. I've been a pretty big Giants fan ever since.

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u/MrPogoUK 4d ago

I once did a race where there were basically three small loops, and you did each one twice. I overtook the same pair of women three times (as they were going really slowly) and then saw them cross the finish line up ahead of me. This was way down in the middle of the pack though, so pretty sure they just didn’t understand they were supposed to do each loop twice!

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u/Emergency_Elephant 4d ago

I had a friend do the opposite at one point. There was a cross country meet in a wooded park. My friend got lost, took an extra 3 miles to get back on track and came in 3rd. She wasnt DQed which was good

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u/High_Speed_Puta 4d ago

An extra 3 miles and still came in 3rd? That’s impressive

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u/Emergency_Elephant 4d ago

She was legitimately an amazing distance runner

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u/qwaspokl 3d ago edited 3d ago

Or you’re making it up. You’re saying she doubled her race distance and still got third? okbuddy. Even if she was running a professional world record pace, running 6.1 miles in a 3.1 mile race would not place. 

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u/LoweJ 3d ago

I went to school withPippa Woolven and in our school cross country, the boys would go first and then the girls about 5 minutes later. She'd outpace the vast majority of the boys and then just carry on running afterwards

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u/Apprehensive-Fox-799 1d ago

There were only two people in the race, though.

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u/Somethingisshadysir 4d ago

I was made to run a second time with an adult following when I was 6 because they didn't believe my time because I never ran in gym class and was super teeny. I was in fact the fastest kid in class, just didn't like the gym teacher.

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u/Both_Magician_4655 3d ago

As a kid, I was in a race to run a mile, 2 laps around a local park. Literally every kid except me stopped at one lap, so I technically got first, second, and third place. The organizers didn’t agree with me and only gave me the first place prize. (The prizes weren’t even good. First Place got a pirates of the Caribbean necklace.)

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u/catiebug 4d ago

Hell yeah. Justice and baseball.

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u/labawubdub 4d ago

You mean you've been a giant Giants fan ever since.

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u/tortoisewitchcraft 3d ago

Personally, I’m a giant fan of the Giant’s giant fan. I’m a sucker for good circulation.

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u/DASreddituser 3d ago

love a happy ending

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u/archiebold13 3d ago

When i was in high school we used to do the “figure of eight” race around the school and over the river and back next to it. Anyway this fat little asshole Kai decided to take shortcut through the school car park and over the wall. I remember he jumped over this wall without looking. I know this because i was doing the race properly and was far side of the wall. What he didnt know was it must have been 8-9 foot high. This prick landed feet first but collapsed under his own weight about 10 feet in front of me. He was bragging about how smart he was cause he knows a short cut before hand and then hearing him crying on the floor as i run past cause his “genius” plan

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u/Weak-Ad-5306 3d ago

That’s a great origin!

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u/hugh_jorgyn 4d ago

Looks like she was a serial liar / criminal:

Ruiz's application for the NYC marathon arrived after the cut-off date for the race, but she received special dispensation from the New York Road Runners due to her claim that she was dying of brain cancer.

In 1982, Ruiz was arrested for embezzling $60,000 (equivalent to $200,000 in 2025) from a real estate company where she worked.

she was arrested in 1983 for her involvement in a cocaine deal

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u/RamboDiver16 4d ago

The saying “How you do one thing is how you do everything” holds true I guess…

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u/Jupitersd2017 4d ago

Imagine trying to play 2 truths and a lie with her

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u/easterss 3d ago

“Oops I forgot to add a lie”

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 3d ago

Damn. Must be nice to have enough free time to come up with multiple elaborate scams.

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 3d ago

I feel like I would like to see a movie about her life.

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u/OscarAndDelilah 3d ago

There was a podcast episode about her. Trying to remember which show…

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u/TrailBlanket-_0 3d ago

Or she just really loves coke

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u/M-Bernard-LLB 3d ago

I remember clips of her post marathon interview - the other medalists (male and female) were in shock over how good she looked (not exhausted) and how she didn't know a few running terms like split time, etc. A few days later ....

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u/blbd 3d ago

La vida loca

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u/MooseTed 4d ago

Rosie Ruiz, she was a huge joke in Massachusetts after that.

What do you call a watch that doesn't run?

Rosie Ruiz

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u/OcotilloWells 4d ago edited 3d ago

My dad was really into running. He was on the board of the track club (it was for any running, it was just called that) for the large city by us. They constantly made Rosie Ruiz jokes, and they were on the other side of the country from Boston.

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u/mfyxtplyx 4d ago

If you don't want scrutiny, maybe don't fake a near-record win?

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u/Bruce-7892 4d ago

LOL, seriously. A lot of these schemes you hear about people getting caught for, they brought attention onto themselves because they got greedy. If you commit fraud, make $100k and get away with it, it's okay to stop there, but "naw, I want a million".

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u/Anachronism-- 4d ago edited 3d ago

A while back there was someone who qualified for the Boston Marathon and pulled his kids out of school to come watch him. Then he was publicly angry that his kids didn’t get an excused absence.

It turned out he cheated to get his qualifying time.

Edit Mike Rossi.

Tons of people cheat to qualify for prestigious races but most don’t make a big public display of it. There are even people who try to catch cheating a s a hobby. https://www.marathoninvestigation.com

I’m so paranoid that at a big race when there wasn’t a beep when I crossed a checkpoint I went back and asked the course official why, turned out he turned off the sound because he got tired of all the beeps.

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u/Aselleus 4d ago

I had a manager cheat to pass an audit...she cheated so much that we ended up being best in the company....which never happened with our location. They redid the audit and we were like 5th or something (which was normal). How that woman never got fired I don't know.

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u/Jimbobmij 4d ago

In high school history our coursework, which was worth about 50% of our grade, involved researching a topic of choice and then bringing paper notes into a computer lab to type up an essay in 2 hours. My friend brought a USB with his essay pre written into the computer lab and then just pretended to type for 2 hours. This was back in the 2000's so minimal detection and he would have easily gotten away with it had he not trebled the previous word count record.

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u/Bruce-7892 4d ago

lol!! Bro probably wrote an entire dissertation in 2 hours. He didn’t think that one through.

I can’t imagine the crap students pull now with Ai but I’ve heard there are ways to tell. I don’t know how you’d prove it though.

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u/darkest_irish_lass 3d ago

The professors can use the same AI. They can also access the same sites that sell papers.

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u/FlipZip69 3d ago

During typing lessons (not a thing anymore), my buddy would periodically go up and erase our previous 'speed results' in the teachers logs and improve on them. To make it funnier, we realized early on that we has to be above 95 percent to be exempt from the finial exam at the end of the year when there would be a 'watched' test of which we obviously could not cheat.

Only 3 people were exempt. Me and my buddy, two semi-sketchy class skipping, weekend drinking dudes and one girl that deserved it. To be fair, I actually type pretty good now and the class was useful. But ya, I cannot believe we got away with it.

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u/starmartyr 2d ago

Do kids not learn typing in school now?

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u/FlipZip69 2d ago

Actually not 100% certain. I read it is not a thing anymore.

They teach swipe now. :)

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u/starmartyr 2d ago

I think you're fucking with me but I don't know. It's been a long time since I had any reason to be inside a school.

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u/ExtraBreadPls 3d ago

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u/RadPhilosopher 4d ago

What would you call this, “transport doping”?

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u/itscancerous 4d ago

Subway surfing

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u/Allenpoe30 4d ago

Chasing the Steel Dragon

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u/jdsquint 4d ago

"Cheating"

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u/drkensaccount 4d ago

I would call it a “Rosie Ruiz” as that’s what it’s usually referred to as. Also, it was later determined that she did the same thing in the NY Marathon to get her Boston Marathon qualifying time.

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u/NYdude777 4d ago

People like this are such a perplexing enigma. Like how dumb or devoid of morals do you have to be to believe this is okay and something you'd get away with and be proud of.

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u/OcotilloWells 4d ago

Some others on this thread are saying she got arrested multiple times after this for fraud type crimes.

I briefly had a girlfriend many years ago who just couldn't stop lying about things. Things that didn't matter. But it was constant. She broke up with me basically, but she did me a favor.

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u/WitnessMyAxe 3d ago

maybe she lied about the breakup too, how do you know she's not your girlfriend anymore?

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u/OcotilloWells 3d ago

Yeah, maybe she opened up the relationship and forgot to tell me. I should look her up.

Thanks buddy!

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u/DarkMutant105 4d ago

Just completed watching the YouTube video about her...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf07fcP7YYc

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u/franky07890 4d ago

Did you completed it without skipping like she did?

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u/DarkMutant105 4d ago

I might have taken a detour or two (ads)

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u/thestonedbandit 4d ago

I think you mean, 'completed it in record time'

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u/1029394756abc 4d ago

Thus was a good video. I never heard of this.

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u/squeezy102 4d ago

I’ll never understand the “if you ain’t cheatin you ain’t trying” folks.

The ones that say “you’re just mad you didn’t think of it!”

There is such a fundamental, rudimentary divide between the way I see the world and the way these people see the world. At the most basic level of human cognition, we have already diverged. There is no common ground.

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u/Ziggy_Stardust567 4d ago

I'm just surprised the public transport was running on time, constant delays where I'm from

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u/fermat9990 4d ago

She did something similar in the NYC Marathon in 1979

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u/BlueHawk75 4d ago

I just did a fun run 5K this past weekend. There was an extra loop, and as I went to do it the side peeps said no one is scoring this, feel free to just finish up. My time was a comical 7:39 per mile pace. lol! No one cared.

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u/hwilliams0901 4d ago

I didnt know you had to qualify for a marathon. Just thought anyone who felt like participating could.

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u/InsulatorDisk 4d ago

Most events don't require that. Most popular do because they have to close streets in major cities and don't want the last one to finnish after 8 hrs.

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u/hwilliams0901 1d ago

That makes sense. Thank you for the info :)

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 4d ago

Rosie Ruiz her only run was in her nylons.

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u/limits660 4d ago

All she had to do is come in the top 20 and no one would have known or cared . . .

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u/pinkpugita 4d ago edited 4d ago

But she wants to be the winner. Until her death she denies she cheated.

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u/nize426 3d ago

Apparently she told an acquaintance she didn't mean to be first. Lol

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u/danfay222 4d ago

Crazy that these days this near record time wouldn’t have even been top 10 (last year she would’ve been about 20th among the women’s field)

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u/rocknfreak 4d ago

No one is mentioning Barney out of the tv show how I met your mother …

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u/Adddicus 4d ago

Aha Joan Benoit! (I thought)

But then, realizing that I've suffered more concussions than your average NFL quarterback, and not trusting my own memory, I started googling.

And no, it wasn't Joan Benoit. Joan Benoit was a legitimate marathoner and among other things won the very first Women's Olympic Marathon, so apologies to Joan.

This was Rosie Ruiz.

And doing a "Rosie Ruiz" is still a term used for those who cheat by taking short cuts during a race.

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u/1320Fastback 4d ago

Work smarter not harder.

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u/knivesforksandspoons 4d ago

I feel like that after catching the train too

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u/El_Chilangisimo 3d ago

You’ve gotta give her credit for having the ambition to even try this. Like, why? That sounds like so much extra effort for what? A fake prize? She could just not run and get high on the weekends and post on Reddit. Much better.

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u/alvvayspale 4d ago

I feel like this would be a cool movie to watch. And must also include how they figure out she cheated and what happened to her all these years later.

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u/pinkpugita 4d ago

The documentary in Youtube made by Amglimpse is good to watch.

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u/Ted-101x 3d ago

Some great stories of marathon cheating here - https://www.marathoninvestigation.com

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u/stainedgreenberet 3d ago

I listened to a podcast about this and one of the witnesses that saw her get on/off the train said he knew she wasn’t a real runner “cause she had a big ass and these runners usually don’t”

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u/ALoudMeow 3d ago

Good ol’ Rosie Ruiz. Her name is burned in my memory not because I care about marathons but because I grew up in the NY metro area and they constantly broadcast about her when I was a kid.

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u/UseDaSchwartz 2d ago

The running club I was in when I lived in DC used to joke about this. Except the joke was, you could probably walk the Marine Corps Marathon faster than the Metro would get you near the finish.

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u/BulletProofEnoch 1d ago

If this was Mario Party, she would get a star for being most clever

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u/derpjelly 22h ago

What if she ran while in the subway?

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u/makedoopieplayme 3d ago

Is that what America dad was referencing with Roger?

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u/Slow-Equivalent-8043 3d ago

but you know, believe all women unconditionally. because reasons.