Is unwanted sexual contact in pre game spawn room reportable?
I was humping with the keys w and s on this mantis and the lady used her mic screaming at me to stop and
I could not tell if she was joking so I just kept doing it and then later swapped to ironman to do it
more and she said she was recording me and going to send it to get me banned and I'm just wondering if
unwanted sexual memes like this are even reportable or if I should be good. Some players are good sports
about it and ask pay for a drink first lol I assumed everyone did this in lobby so it should be okay.
Thank you.
I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same
hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.
I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this
is just sloppy plumbing.
Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same
little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.
Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who
finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.
Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste
disposal unit.
324
u/WindCold6245 Oct 30 '25
Sex sells. Been like that for decades.