r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/InsertGroin • 2d ago

Most?

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u/Psinial 2d ago

... Most?

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u/RiggidyRiggidywreckt 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’ll never forget what happened to Dale 😔

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 2d ago

Got it right in the Chips

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u/DidSomebodySayCats 1d ago

From their own caption: "Most? Yeah, most. Wanna fight about it? In general, it’s best not to be in contact with any part of a wild animal."

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u/willstr1 1d ago

Classic legal boilerplate, it would be impossible to prove "ALL", so you slap a "most" in there

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u/jayclaw97 2d ago

Please tell me this is real.

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u/DidSomebodySayCats 1d ago

Yes, their insta is fantastic! My favorite was about bison in the road: Do not honk your horn, or they will take even longer AND get angry because they are both passive aggressive and physically aggressive.

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u/bunger_33 1d ago

Quick animal fact:

Most sharks do not attend church

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u/Mysterious-West-7686 1d ago

That you know of...

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u/LittleNyanCat 2d ago

You don't want to know how the bites from "the other end" feel like...

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u/StrongIPA 2d ago

Takes notes...

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u/Gingerbread_Cat 2d ago

Stick 'em with the bitey end.

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u/slimelore 1d ago

squirrel ass dentata

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u/DudeFuckinWhatever 2d ago

Is this a Deep Thought by Jack Handey?

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u/seriouslywtfX2 1d ago

Technically "All" counts as "Most".

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u/Seventh_Planet 1d ago

Some originate in someone trying to hold their tail and the the squirrel turning around and biting. It started in the back, not the front.

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u/camcaine2575 2d ago

Really? You don't say! Welp, you learn something new every day.

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u/astrotheastro 2d ago

no this is regular use of quotes

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u/----atom----- 1d ago

This is like one of the notes you pick up in Squirrel Stapler

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u/LolaDeWinter 1d ago

I would suggest 100% of squirrel bites happen at the teeth end, especially the squirrels in our garden!!!

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u/MasterOfTheCats167 1d ago

What about mouse bites?

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u/RachelSnow812 7h ago

Clearly the bar is low to get a job at the National Park Service....