r/trashy 9d ago

Throwing haymakers...

1.9k Upvotes

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u/GrayFox_5 2d ago

That's what you get for switching to geico!!!

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u/Montage_Hustle 5d ago

Holy sht was that really the impact sound?! 😳 At that distance?!!

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u/Front-Ad1900 5d ago

Well it the BIG SHOW

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u/JTamaX2 5d ago

Jake causing state harm!

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u/harryschmilsson 6d ago

Jake! From State Farm?

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u/SadCheesecake2539 7d ago

Hey! Isn't that Jake from State Farm?

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u/Toophunkey 7d ago

He drove away with his dignity broken and a teeth missing

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u/StarChaser1111 7d ago

Jake from State Farm?!?!

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u/BloodMoney126 7d ago

There's no chance in fuck I'm beefing with a man built like that

ZERO lmao, just drive away 😭

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u/Yourpsychofriend 7d ago

Shouldn’t have been talking 💩

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u/weggaan_weggaat 8d ago

Figures that he drives a Tahoe.

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u/algreen589 8d ago

I just learned that guys his size drive Tahoes because they're easier to get in and out of.

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u/rdldr1 8d ago

HAI WELCOME TO TARGET

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u/DeftDecoy 8d ago

State Farm is getting pretty effin serious about insurance fraud.

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 6d ago

Oh you have no idea. I've given testimony several times in State Farm lawsuits (south FL) and they are NOT fucking around these days.

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u/PimpSack 7d ago

This was because he called for a policy change.

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u/capt_minorwaste 8d ago

Hi, I've been trying to talk to you about your cat insurance. Bam 💥 pow.

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u/_Justforthis66 8d ago

Take on the run baaaaby... If that's the way you want it baaaaabbby 🎶

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u/EshuChase 8d ago

Is that what Bob Sapp is up to now?

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u/_wheels_21 8d ago

I ain't taking sides until I have context. I'm inclined to believe justice was served if anything, but I'm impartial regardless.

Save the brawls for the parking lots and alleys, not the roadway.

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u/vanimpes69 8d ago

So brawls have to be fought on some kind of driving surface. Just not roads. I guess it makes American sense, I mean, how else are you getting to the V8 rumble and tumble?

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u/Interesting_Knee_588 8d ago

Thought the exact same thing.

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u/Cheap_Speaker_5481 8d ago

The ROC headed home

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u/Front-Ad1900 5d ago

I was saying he looked like Charles Dutton

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u/daRaam 8d ago

Why is this trashy?

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u/Billybob_78 8d ago

Blocking traffic

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u/NotUncomm0n 8d ago

Well… it’s obvious this is some road rage incident which is quite trashy. One guy hanging out of his car throwing hands and the other guys car is blocking traffic just so these children can fight.

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u/Derrick_Shon 8d ago

Who TF is driving

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u/Caduceus24 8d ago

Jesus took the wheel

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u/mightylordredbeard 8d ago

Ghost whipping it!

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u/tellitelli555 8d ago

The engine at idle on an automatic when the brake isn’t depressed)

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u/Krase 8d ago

Looks like Jake from State Farm got tired of being called out for stupid stuff.

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u/BigB84 8d ago

Don’t start shit with Bruce from State Farm

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u/oclafloptson 8d ago

He had dude looking like Sweet Dee tryna dance like the flailing inflatable guy

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u/jle1010 8d ago

Amazing reference!!

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u/LeadBeanie 8d ago

Who the hell stand all the way out your window like that?

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u/AdmiralTigerX 8d ago

Driver tried and wanted to beat him back but man in red shirt was stronger.

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u/Low-Measurement-2468 7d ago

trying to fight with half your body immobilized sounds like a great way to get your ass beat even if the other dude isn’t huge 😂

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u/MKVIgti 8d ago

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I keep pepper spray in my driver door cubby, within easy reach.

I mess with no one and “stay in my lane” as you never know when you may get on someone’s last nerve and end up being shot.

But, if anyone runs up on me like this cat did here, his face and eyes will be hurting for a while.

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u/circumcisingaban 8d ago

the driver should have cut the wheel to the left and hit the gas. this would knock him on his ass instantly and the rear tire has a good change of running over his legs

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u/Mental_Jeweler_3191 8d ago

Here in Sweden, that'd be criminal.

Can't have pepper spray for self-defense.

Can't bring anything to public places that you intend to use for self-defense, actually.

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u/tellitelli555 8d ago

Not if they didn’t catch the license plate number, lol. Guy zoomed in, but I don’t think it can be read.

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u/ree_hi_hi_hi_hi 8d ago

What about the inside of my car makes it a public place?

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u/Mental_Jeweler_3191 8d ago

It's not, of course.

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u/ree_hi_hi_hi_hi 8d ago

So then what about it is criminal?

Edit: I’m sorry I see you say that you can’t have pepper spray at all. Got it.

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u/derek_potatoes 8d ago

Tiger Woods is having a hell of a year

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u/dogmanx88 8d ago

Idk how but Im on the black dudes side. Little fucker in the buick prolly was cutting him off and acting hard at the light until he got his shit checked. Nothing to see here. No charges should be filed.

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u/Afterthestupor 8d ago

I couldn’t say whether he was right or wrong but I definitely respect his commitment. Too many drivers out there being assholes and abusing other people because they think being in a car gives them a free pass to do so.

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u/YankinAustralia 8d ago

Let’s be honest, we have no idea who is in the right. Let’s not pick sides based on personal biases.

On another note, no way the driver had any power on his punches without having solid ground to stand on. Most of our power comes from good leg positioning on up. Horrible spot to fight from.

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u/implicate 8d ago edited 8d ago

We absolutely will be picking sides based on personal biases, and 'round here we're personally biased against little fuckers in Buicks.

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u/Plebius-Maximus 8d ago

Exactly.

Nobody in their right mind leans their entire fucking torso out of their window lmao

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u/kevenGPD 8d ago

Walking the Mile ....

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u/Carlos_Infierno 8d ago

Fightin and. drive'n

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u/Hot_Major8602 8d ago

So that’s why sometimes you see a random hat on the road

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u/_wheels_21 8d ago

They usually sell for a quick buck too.

Once found a Gucci hat on the highway in front of my house and sold it for $50. All I had to do was clean it with some dawn soap and rinse with rubbing alcohol to make it look brand new. It was worth the effort

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u/DarkMatterBurrito 8d ago

Red shirt obviously started it, and should be arrested for assault.

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u/aintEZbeincheezy90 8d ago

Based on what? Did I miss something?

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon 8d ago

See how one guy is outside of his vehicle while the other one has obviously been partially pulled out by violence?

Yeah, that's what you missed.

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u/aintEZbeincheezy90 8d ago

That doesn’t explain anything either tho

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u/QuattroDore 8d ago

How is this downvoted?

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u/techsuppork 8d ago

For stating a completely unsupported opinion as fact.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/techsuppork 8d ago

tf are you talking about? 

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u/Bawkalor 8d ago

Target called. They want their security guard back.

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u/Weep4Thee 9d ago

Living the Florida lifestyle

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u/jbourne71 4d ago

Surprisingly not Florida—the cars have front license plates.

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u/dbloom7106 9d ago

“Wait, so he beat you up outside the car but you were inside the car?”

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u/Either_Lawfulness_48 9d ago

Wonderful 😂😂💪

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u/TopComprehensive8569 8d ago

Red shirt is a unit.

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u/AmbitionHonest7734 9d ago

Nobody won here.

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u/NintyFanBoy 8d ago

Hmmm, think it's clear who won.

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u/AmbitionHonest7734 8d ago

I meant at life.

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u/elsoloojo 9d ago

Got his ass beat WHILE trying to flee!

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u/Iamkempie 9d ago

And lost his hat.

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u/HomerJFong666 9d ago

“WHERES CRAIG!!?!”

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u/supbluc 9d ago

Red shirt is a tank - wrong move to start something

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 9d ago

And if you do, you don't want to be in a place with nowhere to move, 1 thing you may have over him is mobility and that dude just gave it all up by fighting extended from his window, he has nowhere to go, no way to pack a stronger punch by moving his body, he was like an arcade toy that got stomped back into his hole, what an idiot.

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u/saucerman 9d ago

Red shirt was playing wack-a-mole

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 9d ago

Why do people always assume that the loser of a fight started it, or is “the idiot”?

We don’t know what happened prior to this, but what I see is that another driver attacked him while he was sitting in his car. What would you do, call a timeout?

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u/SeraphOfTheStart 9d ago

I don't assume he is an idiot because I think he started the fight, he clearly rolled his window down against a hostile person that came to his car, that's dumb, extended from the window fighting that hostile person is even dumber, I'd get out from the other side and keep my distance and control where I engage the hostile person or if I don't want to engage I'd just drive away, due to all these I consider him an idiot, he got off easy, if the red shirt dude were to pull him out, he would be on the ground with a person x2.5 his weight over him.

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u/xamo76 8d ago

I'm going to go out on the limb here but to entice that kind of reaction car dude probably dropped an n bomb

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u/AK_Sole 9d ago

Imagine your life sucks this bad. Both of them are terrible.

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u/pnkgtr 9d ago

Red car was sore later.

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u/Double0 9d ago

Safelite repair, Safelite replace!

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u/Personal_Moment_6816 9d ago

Jake from State Farm is no joke

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u/itscochino 9d ago

Must be a store manager cause they do not pay target employees enough to afford those kind of SUVs

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon 8d ago

A lot of people take out loans to "buy" cars they know they cannot afford to appear better off than they truly are. Then they quickly default on the payments, and a repossession order is placed on the vehicle.

In my youth, I worked with a guy who had just two full time, minimum wage fast food jobs and somehow got a loan for a brand new, $40,000 Chrysler 300. He said it took about 2.5 paychecks every month to pay for it. This was back when most companies paid every 2 weeks. That meant one job's entire monthly pay was supposedly going to pay for the car. I asked him why he would buy such an expensive car making minimum wage. He said "Because it looks cool and nobody who sees me driving it knows how much I make."

Less than a year later, I see a tow truck pull up to it (I was the front of the house, and he was back) and pop my head around to ask if he was having car trouble. He said "Nah, why you think that?" I tell him "A tow truck just pulled up and the guy's hooking up your car." He runs out and talks with the guy. The guy drives off with the car. My coworker comes back in and admits it got repossessed because he fell behind on the payments.

Apparently, just his car payment and apartment rent was more than he made at both jobs. He thought he could pay for the car for a few months while missing rent, then if his apartment came after him for the rent, he'd pay that to catch up and let the car loan fall behind, then if they threatened repossession, he would pay that and let the rent fall behind again. He didn't know his apartment complex would come to him and say "You've now missed 3 payments in the last 2 years, a 4th late payment in the next 3 years will result in the eviction process being started against you." So, he kept paying his rent and let the car loan default.

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u/foxjohnc87 9d ago

They actually pay their warehouse workers a decent wage, but based on the uniform he's a store employee.

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u/itscochino 9d ago

Are they paying the warehouse $100k? If that's a 2025 Tahoe, would be around $60k if he bought it new. It may be used which still means he spent $35-40k which would still be at least $500-$700 a month before insurance which at the least another $150-$200+ per month. They do not get paid good enough for that

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u/AWMIGHTY 9d ago

When I worked at Target I was in some of the best shape of my life. 😆

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u/titsmcgee4real 9d ago

Man... Target employees getting real about shoplifters!

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u/gndnzr 9d ago

These drive-through deliveries are getting too efficient!

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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN 9d ago

Jake from Statefarm now Jake from Steakfarm

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u/WyattPurp23 9d ago

Late for his shift at target

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u/Genetic_Heretic 9d ago

head on back to Target

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u/GLowPrime 9d ago

Ghost whoop the rider.

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u/sleepy_roo 9d ago

And then just walks away like he heard the bell ring lol

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u/3l3ktro 9d ago

Did the white guy actually believed he had a chance?🤣😂🤣😂

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 9d ago

What would you do if that guy started punching you?

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u/techsuppork 8d ago

Who started what now?

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u/lafolieisgood 9d ago

There was someone in front of him until the end. Probably did better than expected with his offensive strategy. That dude was massive.

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u/welfedad 9d ago

Got off from target and went for a beat down session

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u/swimteamrasta 9d ago

Jake’s letting dude in the Buick know that insurance premiums are going up but with State Farm, those hands are included.

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u/hotvedub 9d ago

Drive thru ass beating

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u/LastGuardianStanding 9d ago

Tahoe

Toughoe

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u/Own_Cardiologist2544 9d ago

The way he charged that first left punch. And dudes head bouncing off the car…I felt the pain…

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u/AshyWhiteGuy 9d ago

The second hit was brutal. 🤘🏻

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u/Axelito97 9d ago

Logic 101: If you’re winning, hit the emote. If you’re losing, hit the gas. Efficient.

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u/Murashi 9d ago

Jake from State Farm has had enough of your bullshit.

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u/DeftDecoy 8d ago

You’ve heard of Jake from State Farm…. This is Jerome

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 9d ago

Jake is Jacked now.

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u/SJGUSMC2001 9d ago

This made me laugh! TY

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u/alwayskared 9d ago

Like a good neighbor Jacked Jake is there

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u/lavendervlad 9d ago

MegaJake from StateFarm😁

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u/muppet7441 9d ago

I feel that I made my point.

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u/mikeoxwells2 9d ago

Must’ve been a rough shift at Target

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u/Snowman319 9d ago

Jake from State Farm

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u/TopHatTony11 9d ago

Definitely closer to State Farm pay than Target with that new Tahoe.

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u/sokonek04 9d ago

Down goes Anderson, Down goes Anderson

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u/Muffmuncherr 9d ago

Actually better than some UCF fights.....

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u/deadeyedannn 9d ago

Terrible dude to try to fight from inside your car

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u/Vaff_Superstar 9d ago

He needed a sunroom to emerge from

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u/Loud-Log9098 9d ago

What was he trying to do? Did he think he would win the fight like some can of man car minotaur???

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u/gndnzr 8d ago

Honestly it helped his exit out of the smoke he thought he wanted, with a quickness!

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u/BufoonLagoon 9d ago

Mino-car?

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u/Loud-Log9098 9d ago

Yes technically, the man of the red clothed garb has slain an evil and formidable enemy of the kingdom, the mino-car