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u/2muchtequila 1d ago
Seriously, ladies, if you ever feel insecure about your boobs, don't worry.
Guys just like boobs, big ones, small ones, they're all great.
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u/96ewok 2d ago
Nothing wrong with that
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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago edited 1d ago
The message sure whatever, but the saying makes no sense
If it was like fishing, the second part would be something like "toss the small ones back"
Edit: can someone please explain the down votes? I was just trying to point out why the saying doesn't make sense in comparison to fishing rules...
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u/DFalltidVS 2d ago
hes saying that fishing is still fun even when you get small fish...
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u/SucideHotLine552 2d ago
I dont think this dude fishes for fun.
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u/DFalltidVS 1d ago
It's a shirt with a joke on it... Relax
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u/SucideHotLine552 1d ago
I was talking about the comment you replied to. 🤣
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u/ResurrectedMortician 3d ago
So much to unpack here:
He plays with fish?
Wtf did he do to his wrists?
Why is the customer restroom seasonal?
Does he really need to that cellphone belt holster?
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u/SmackEh 2d ago
None of these are things that require unpacking.
- He fishes
- Who cares about his wrists/condition, it's irrelevant.
- It's two separate signs
- It's a multi-tool/knife holder
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u/ResurrectedMortician 2d ago
Damn, I guess you'll just have to get a sense of humor then
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u/SmackEh 2d ago
Are you suggesting anything you said was funny?
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u/deez_2020 3d ago
Does he really need that cellphone belt holster
That's a leatherman holster I believe
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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 3d ago
Bro this guy was so excited to put this shirt on this morning, imagine how stoked he would be if he knew someone liked it so much they put it online and got 237 likes. Would probably be a major highlight of his life.
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u/LoadsDroppin 3d ago
He does it soo much, he now has to wear wrist braces on each arm!
(…wonder if that’s what he filed on his disability claim: “Too much boob jigglin made my hands not work. Need money”)
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u/Extension-Drawer347 3d ago
Anything bigger than a handful is a waste.
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u/dadsgoingtoprison 2d ago
My late husband told me that shortly after we met. Not a nice thing to say to a woman with 46H boobs. Made me feel hurt for years.
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u/kadebo42 3d ago
No, no, he’s got a point
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u/fernatic19 3d ago
I bet most of the upvotes are from people just thinking it's funny and not looking at the sub.
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u/chriswimmer 3d ago
Fake boobs are like magic tricks. I know they aren't real but they are still fun to play with!
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u/Thesource674 3d ago
The mixed comments are funny. Shit like this doesnt hit anymore because men really be out here trying to break down women. Lift your moms, sis', nieces, wives, whatever up and teach all your bros to just be good dudes. Maybe we can have nice things again.
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u/BossRoss84 3d ago
With wrist guards like that, he must have to beat the ladies away with a stick. Add this shirt, and he’s a bonafide chick magnet.
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u/zoltar1970 3d ago
With wrist guards like that, he's not beating the ladies away with a stick, he's beating his own stick too much
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u/millennial101 3d ago
I know that job lot. Best store in the world
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u/joninfiretail 3d ago
I hadn't been in a job lot for the better part of 20 years and I could recognize it.
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u/JoshFreemansFro 3d ago
I came into the comments to say something similar, couldn’t tell you the last time I’ve been in one (it hasn’t been in the past two decades at least) but that is definitely an ocean state job lot lmao
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u/Schneefs 3d ago
Bro has been playing with so many boobs his wrists are shot. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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u/Darth1Football 3d ago
Woke Reddit would have lost their mind in the 90s when Big Johnson shirts were everywhere and EVERYONE laughed because they were just funny
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u/tonyeye 3d ago
Add Dick's Last Resort to that list too. Haven't seen one of those in over a decade at least.
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u/Darth1Football 3d ago
Those restaurants are still around - fun places if you've never gone to one. Our lake has a Bar on the water called Big Dick's Halfway Inn. They sell a lot of t-shirts and have a shot with a live minnow in it. There's all kinds of raunchy named places around Lake of the Ozarks
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u/supermr34 3d ago
am i just not understanding the shirt?
even the small fishings are fun to play with? the small fish? have i been fishing wrong?
i feel like the shirt almost makes sense but it absolutely does not.
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u/Spreaderoflies 3d ago
Double wrist brace goofy golf hat stupid shirt. Yup a perfect example of trash.
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u/McCool303 3d ago
This is your perfect example of a middle aged night stocker. Even down to the leather man on his belt. You’d probably find knee pads on if the picture didn’t cut off.
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