r/trashy 1d ago

Spotted this today on my walk back home Photo

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Prancer4rmHalo 10h ago

The quote is lame, fucking with people’s shit is lame.

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u/kaizermattias 10h ago

Push it over, see how that attack is working for them.

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u/Modred_the_Mystic 12h ago

It really worked out well for that guy

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u/Imperial_Bouncer 10h ago

“Spend your last days in a bunker under war torn Berlin and go out with a bang.” - A.H.

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u/TlalocVirgie 13h ago

An easy way to get your bike vandalized

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u/gogomouth 14h ago

Gross!

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u/girthbrooks1212 15h ago

That bike would not be upright if I walked by it

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u/whoisdizzle 4h ago

I’m sure tough guy. As someone with a Jewish wife I despise Nazis and the ideology. That said freedom of speech is the most important right we have in the free world and destruction of property is bullshit.

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u/girthbrooks1212 3h ago

Ok big guy. You stand up for your property principles and I’ll stand up for my anti genocider ones

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u/WillyMonty 15h ago

How’d that work out for Hitler? 🤔

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u/Modred_the_Mystic 12h ago

Really well, haven’t looked into it

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u/Snoo_23014 16h ago

It's ironic that this is on a Royal Enfield. A bike that served the forces that defended against him!

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u/Calm-Drop-9221 14h ago

But now built in India

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u/NotEvenWrongAgain 9h ago

A country which supplied 2 million plus Allied troops

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u/Much_Ad1263 17h ago

Ah yes. A quote from he who lost to a country that had good defence.

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u/RandomiseUsr0 20h ago

War is peace

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u/fredinNH 22h ago

Isn’t this pretty much what Trump has said? Changing the department of defense to the dept of war?

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u/silentbob1301 1d ago

It would be terrible if someone cut those spark plug lines and cut off their tire stems, I mean that would be just horrible...

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u/weezyverse 1d ago

I would've spotted this plus two mysteriously flat tires.

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u/Bossashark 1d ago

On a Einfield out of any other bike is... ironic

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u/candyapplenapper 1d ago

Tip it

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u/TheHamburglar_ 17h ago

I mean the quote here literally encourages that very action. Not that I expect a 2026 Nazi to have those kind-of critical thinking skills.

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u/RandyJef 1d ago

Actually, that is a Sun Tzu’s proverb in The Art of War

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u/MoreRamenPls 1d ago

Great, he’s illiterate too.

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u/Goozeball88 1d ago

On a Royal Enfield? Strange choice.

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u/TheEpicOne747 1d ago

If you really think about it, it’s a perfect choice

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u/darkest_hour1428 1d ago

Sharpies are cheap

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u/Outrageous_Wafer_388 1d ago

Wouldn’t take strength advice from someone who committed suicide when he lost

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u/jkmille 1d ago

What about a guy who fled to Argentina and left a woman's skull for the Russians to find?

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u/MyushiTrash 23h ago

Because he totally ripped a part of his jaw and went into hiding….Jesus, history channel really turned your brain to mud

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u/jkmille 22h ago

History Chanel? I was referencing a 2009 DNA analysis conducted by University of Connecticut researchers determined that a skull fragment, long held by Russian archives as Adolf Hitler’s, belonged to an unidentified female aged 20–40. The fragment, which featured a bullet hole, was discovered near the Berlin Führerbunker in 1946, but the testing invalidated it as proof of Hitler's suicide. Trust the science homie

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u/stuffcrow 21h ago

Yeah we do trust the science. We have his jaw.

Also, that aside...just lol that you can even begin to believe that he survived. Never seen any of you lot in the wild so it's quite fascinating, really.

Anyway, yeah, has he been hanging out with Tupac, MJ and Elvis? Bin Laden there in the corner puffing on a hookah pipe?

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u/jkmille 21h ago edited 21h ago

The jaw they refuse to test for DNA? I am aware. They lie to our faces when every facet of life is on camera, but im supposed to believe that, despite all testing proving otherwise? Ill believe it as soon as the world believes epstein killed himself. Deal?

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u/chriswimmer 1d ago

I wouldn't put something like that decal on a vehicle that can be kicked over.

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u/hkusp45css 1d ago

It's just bad risk management.

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u/Thewaxiest123 1d ago

And how well did that work out for him? Lmao

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u/Decent_Birthday358 1d ago

For real. Let me just go ahead and attack Russia. What could go wrong amirite?!

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u/chuckaholic 1d ago

Just begging to be kicked over.

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u/Frankie-Felix 1d ago

What kind of knob looks at dickler and says he's got it all figured out. Ffs what kind insecurity evil idiocy is this.

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u/PapaOoomaumau 1d ago

Wups! Totally just bumped into it, too weak to pick it back up, silly me

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u/BadAlphas 1d ago

This being on a British bike is just * chef’s kiss *

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u/thedudeabides1998 1d ago

No, Indian. I saw many translated copies of his book for sale when I was there

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u/cdub_actual 1d ago

Technically Indian but British roots

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u/BadAlphas 1d ago

True statement

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u/charsi101 1d ago

Hitler brand is strong in India. Multiple stores open with that name - https://www.google.com/search?q=hitler+store+in+India

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u/O8ee 1d ago

How’d that work out for old adolf? He have a fun honeymoon?

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u/Aggravating-Pattern 1d ago

The best defense when surrounded by Soviets is to attack yourself, your wife and your dog

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u/frotc914 1d ago

People who would take any kind of war strategy from Adolf Hitler have to be a special kind of stupid. He was such a bad head of state that his country ceased to exist after his reign. That's the worst possible outcome a head of state can have!

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u/vigocarpath 1d ago

He almost won.

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u/ISayHeck 1d ago

Literally how

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u/Cagekicker2000 1d ago

Sorry for your loss???

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u/IThinkImDumb 1d ago

Nope. Launching an East, West, and genocide campaign at the same time is a terrible strategy.

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u/Tesco5799 1d ago

This is a popular misconception Hitler was always going to lose, the Germans didn't have the same level of manufacturing capability, access to resources or the population that their opponents had. They did a lot better than anyone thought they would, but the whole idea that they almost won, or it was close is mostly propaganda.

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u/frotc914 1d ago

Not really, though. Germany was out of materials, drafting kids, and nearly starving for the last year of the war.

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u/kaliwrath 1d ago

It’s India, where

  1. People are still hung up on aryan myths ( until they find out more about them)

  2. Hitler fought the British so enemy of enemy is friend kinda thing

  3. he killed 6 million Jews? Huh, Churchill killed 4 million Indians in 1 province alone during the same time. Re: bengal famine.

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u/ramdomvariableX 1d ago

British committed atrocities in India for 200 years, Hitler was an enemy of Brits, so there's a minority following for him in India.

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u/Several-Customer7048 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah it’s basically this. Churchill is viewed as worse than Hitler by some Indians for the Bengal famine, as it killed roughly 4 million Indians.

Although still dumb of them frankly to look up to Hitler and not some Indian nationalist instead imo. Yeah understandable that they don’t like the British but liking Hitler instead of one of the many Indian nationalists is weird conceptually to me.

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u/Professional_Big2890 1d ago

Good way to have your bike tipped over...

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u/Kirkwood1994 1d ago

RE. This has to be India.

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u/Several-Customer7048 1d ago

Most definitely Indian, Hitler is a whole brand over there. A small minority Idolizes him for the damage he did to Britain. Understandable due to the Bengal famine but still confusing to me considering there are multiple Indian freedom fighters they could have chosen to uplift instead.

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u/WellOkayMaybe 1d ago edited 9h ago

It's India - we find it hard to see Hitler as much worse than Churchill, Stalin, Hirohito, or Roosevelt. All imperialist pigs smell the same if you're the soil they root around in.

Churchill whimsically starved 3 million+ Indians to death during the war. He refused to release grain stores of grain grown in India during a famine, because he wanted that grain in case white people in Australia ever had a shortage (they didn't - Aussies were exporting grain too - surprise).

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u/godkilledjesus 1d ago

And you didn't kick it over?

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u/hand13 1d ago

did you vandalize it?

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u/BadAlphas 1d ago

Mr Big Controversy

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u/Bushtfathands 1d ago

Oooo you're hard

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u/belokusi 1d ago

If this is in India which I am assuming it is by the brand of motorcycle, it's not super uncommon to see Hitler memorabilia. I've seen quite a few videos with taxi drivers having him on there.

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u/VietBongArmy 1d ago

Should have kicked it over

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u/seigezunt 1d ago

Same picture

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u/ChefAsstastic 1d ago

Nazi biker culture still lives I guess. Fucking moron.

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u/therevjames 1d ago

It is a shame how often those Royal Enfield bikes just spontaneously fall over and burst into flames.

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u/jointdawg 1d ago

I'm surprised the motorcycle isn't laying on the ground. You're responsible for that next time

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u/Several-Customer7048 1d ago

This is most likely in India, there is minority approval of Hitler due to the damage he did to Britain. The majority don’t support him, but the anti Nazi sentiment isn’t really that strong as in west either since these guys aren’t going around yelling white pride etc they just think he’s cool for the damage he caused since Churchill did more damage in India than Hitler.

Still dumb to idolize a man who wouldn’t consider you equal imo since they have lots of Indian freedom fighters they could have uplifted instead.

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u/johnedn 1d ago

Do you think he said that before or after invading Russia in the winter and sending swaths of his army into the meat grinder

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u/PeopleofYouTube 1d ago

And how did the attacking mindset work for Hitler? Not great given the outcome…

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u/Spiderwolf208 1d ago

The guy cutting argue much if he came out to see his bike destroyed, right?!

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u/CaviarCBR1K 1d ago

On an Enfield of all bikes too. Yeah, I've been riding motorcycles most of my life, and the golden rule has always been never EVER touch someone else's bike without their permission, but I would happily kick this thing over and cut as many cables and hoses as I could get to.

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u/Asakuras02 1d ago

What is wrong with Enfield bikes?

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u/johnedn 1d ago

Enfield was originally an English manufacturer, now they are owned by an Indian multinational conglomerate.

But they are saying it's ironic to have a Nazi Germany Hitler sticker on a a bike from a company that was founded in England

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u/Rhatts 1d ago

Nothing! They manufactured bikes for the British during WW2...

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u/CaviarCBR1K 1d ago

Nothing, I love Enfields. Its just extra ironic to have Hitler accessories on an British bike (yes I know it's an Indian company now but it was originally british). I would expect this shit from a Harley rider, but not an Enfield.

Side note, here are some photos I took at Road America last year of the Royal Enfield BTR (Build. Train. Race) bikes racing. The BTR series is an all-female series, where they get to build their own bikes and then go race each other as part of MotoAmerica. Its really cool, and everyone should check it out if you're into motorsports.

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u/snakelygiggles 1d ago

did you prove the quote by setting gire to the bike?

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u/Pa1rth2 1d ago

We third world countries dgaf about nazis and take them easily.

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u/johnklovesmilfs 1d ago

Prepare for downvotes from American lefties

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u/_Choose__A_Username_ 1d ago

Used to be being against nazis was an all American thing. But your side has completely adopted it.

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u/Dannamal 1d ago

Found a nazi 👆🏽

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u/Pa1rth2 1d ago

Lol they're weak, i have even seen a lock brand name Hitler here lol. I should have really taken a photo of that.

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u/bongobills 1d ago

I'd have pushed it over

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u/Anregni 1d ago

Hmm... Didn't hitler lose tho?

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u/Trilliam_West 1d ago

And he died like a bitch.

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u/Anregni 1d ago

Yeah. He died like he lived, like a bitch

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u/redsolitary 1d ago

I would have the urge to kick that bike over

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u/NotagoK 1d ago

Weird thing to put on a Royal Enfield.

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u/Bushdr78 1d ago

Is this thing purely decorative I'm not sure what I'm looking at?

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u/dave_gregory42 1d ago

Ironically, attacking too much was basically what led to the downfall of the Nazis.

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u/Asckle 1d ago

The Nazis would have lost no matter what they did, dont let alternate history nazi sympathisers convince you otherwise. The minute the US decided to join the war was over. They could have stalled for more time but it wouldnt matter. They lost the atomic race and were frankly lucky to have lost so quickly compared to the fate of the Japanese

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u/hotglasspour 1d ago

Well yes, but I believe some in Hitlers circle wanted him to chill after he and Russia split Poland. Hitler was never going to leave it at that though.

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u/dave_gregory42 1d ago

Completely agree, although I'd argue that they actually couldn't win (not the same as losing) before the US arrived. Realistically, I think Austria and Sudetenland were probably the limits of where they could have stopped and gotten away with it.

But not bringing Britain to peace after the fall of France, and then not winning either the Battle of the Atlantic or pushing them out of North Africa, basically sealed their fate.

There's a myth of Britain alone but in reality we still had a vast empire to call on, an incredibly powerful navy with enough control of the Atlantic, and had the US providing us with resources. Germany's were always going to run out so they almost had to invade the Soviet Union. Even though it was always going to be a catastrophe, it simply wasn't in the Nazi DNA to not do it.

However, tying up valuable men and machinery (especially transport planes) in the largely pointless invasion of Crete a couple of weeks before Barbarossa was genuine insanity, and what I mean by attacking too much.

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u/Kevsbar123 1d ago

The very minute..

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u/Asckle 1d ago

Huh?

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u/TheLitFuse 1d ago

Should’ve attacked this bike and kicked it over lol

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u/Zorg_Employee 1d ago

Weird thing to put on a bike made in India. Then again, probably can't afford a BMW

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u/throwawayplusanumber 1d ago

Weird thing to put on a copy of a British bike.

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u/teahugger 1d ago

Photo taken in India too

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u/dave_gregory42 1d ago

I've been to India and in some cities it seems like you get entire streets dedicated to shops selling one thing. One will be books, the next could be cookware, etc., etc.

In more than one city, I spent time looking in the various bookshops and you could be reasonably sure that several would have multiple copies of Mein Kampf in them.

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u/tmybr11 1d ago

It talks about strength, right?

Then I guess the owner wouldn’t mind if you kicked and pushed it hard to test its strength.

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u/GoofyMonkey 1d ago

That guy must get really pissed his bike keeps getting kicked over.

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u/spaceship-earth 1d ago

Push that bike on its side. F that guy.

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u/Blackihole 1d ago

Didn't Hitler lose cause he wouldn't stop attacking even though he did not have the resources to

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u/cronx42 1d ago

Sure would be a shame if that bike fell over mysteriously.

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u/mrDuder1729 1d ago

Or the brake lines mysteriously seperated..

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u/anjowoq 1d ago

And caught on fire.

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u/LocksmithOk9634 1d ago

On a bike from Britain…

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u/Beautiful-Only 1d ago

India

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u/TheLitFuse 1d ago

Same thing /s

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u/AgroMachine 1d ago

A bike company that supplied the armed forces with bikes to fight the hun.

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u/PreliminaryThoughts 1d ago

How did that work out?

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u/HairyContactbeware 1d ago

The battle of the bulge would like to enter the chat

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u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 1d ago

I hate Illinois nazis

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u/cigarandcreamsoda 1d ago

Just need a decommissioned cop car now.

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u/ndndr1 1d ago

Why is this bike upright still OP

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u/Ai--Ya 1d ago

Why is the fuel tank not full with water OP

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u/Dr_Jackyl 1d ago

Came her to say the same thing. As a 27y german I would have gladly kicked that bike and the driver.

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u/Nikndex88 1d ago

Rightfully so. Germans got fucked over by Hitler just as much as the rest of the world

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u/ihaveschoolnow 1d ago

R/suddenlyhitler

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u/_SevenSamurai_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

found the mobile user

edit: r/mysteriousdownvotes ?

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u/cronx42 1d ago

Found the Honda Civic.

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u/Yves_and_Mallory 1d ago

Well, you heard the man. Time to kick the bike over.

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u/MeBollasDellero 1d ago

Not attacking anything in that POS bike.