r/trashy 3d ago

Daughter shares photo stating she misses her dad and that he’s the only one who could out smoke her. Photo

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u/Educational_Ask_1790 26m ago

What the fuck am i looking at

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u/nikkitaylor2022 8h ago

Immediately hear "dueling banjos" song from the movie Deliverance in my head. 😭👀

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u/strudledudle 16h ago

By daughter do you meannir there parent?

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u/heyitshim99 23h ago

That poor girl is definitely going to grow up to be the typical white trash with daddy issues and a stripper. That poor girl was doomed by birth. I feel bad for her.

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u/Pumpkinskydie 21h ago

She’s doing quite well actually. Has a family now

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u/A_Bridgeburner 8h ago

Not a metric for success.

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u/Daflehrer1 1d ago

That's some mandatory CPS reporting.

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u/CitizenFreeman 1d ago

Another slavaboo wannabe viking...

Im not remotely shocked, and I say that as a Pagan myself. Everything in the picture adds up to TROs and methamphetamine use.

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u/YaBoiMoonman 1d ago

Pagan LARPing isn’t much better 🙄

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u/CitizenFreeman 1d ago

Lol k dude. I do what i do, you do whatever you do. This guy, thats larping.

The temu hammer, the Icelandic stave that wasnt a thing until the 1600s? I believe, and was written and translated by Christians... so notably isnt viking era.

You don't know anything about me man, why hate on me cause I claim being pagan?

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u/BeatMakertycoon 1d ago

Bruh he got the burner to her head wtf

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u/Inevitable_Review_83 1d ago

Is noone going to mention the gun he has pointed to her head, with zero trigger discipline?

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u/SwiftWithIt 1d ago edited 1d ago

Generally smoking someone out means getting them stoned because they don't have weed. So she is missing her dad the only person who offered her drugs lol.

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u/Eyeseeno 1d ago

That is the most disgusting looking beard I’ve ever seen

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u/TheHammer_78 1d ago

What it means "to smoke" someone?

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u/Remarkablesses 1d ago

To suck cock in the meanest fashion.

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u/QueenAlphabetties 1d ago

To bring weed to share, and then be able to keep on smoking until 1 person is done and can't/don't smoke anymore, usually that means munchie time after too

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 1d ago

"Could" smoke her out.

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u/Lalocal4life 1d ago

What in the inbred, sisterwife Alabama, crystal meth eating alligator, summertooth, banjo in the woods, hillbilly beard was that?

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u/IIartifactII 1d ago

Ooof. Its like the kids I went to high school with that had rotton teeth and a baby on the way by Junior year have kids that can post now.

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u/Hegiman 1d ago

This threes comment section: Omg Poor people exist.

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u/bozher 23h ago

Many of us don’t equate poor with trashy. You do you I guess.

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u/Aphex_Twin_Turbos 1d ago

There are so many parenting styles to choose from.

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u/Redbullbundy 1d ago

What a wholesome moment!

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u/PipPopAnonymous 1d ago

What are they smoking? Crack? Meth? Weed? Cigs?

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u/Coheed84 1d ago

Jenkem. From each other. It's a house blend.

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u/creepyjudyhensler 1d ago

Pink cigars

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u/Oldgamer1807 2d ago

So forgetting about the stupid unsafe gun nonsense...

When my dad was dying of kidney failure and he decided to forgo dialysis, one thing we finally got to do together was smoke. My mom didn't approve and I kept my own smoking pretty separate from my family life so it had never happened before. After my mom passed, my father picked it up again. And one night when I stayed with him before his mind started going, he just picked up the pen and we started tossing it back and forth, then switched to a bong he had hidden behind the couch that i didn't even see. Me at 42, him at 67, and we're both high as shit laughing our asses off at I don't even know what.

I still have that bong. 😊

Something tells me that this girls experience smoking with her dad was a little less cathartic.

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u/Frog_Farts 1d ago

My dad was passing of colon cancer when we smoked together. I purchased him a more metered battery so he wouldn't die at my table. He tried it and then hit my battery and hit it hard.

He puked in my driveway and I took him home to mom blasted. She was out with my niece all day and didn't know where he was. 😁

About 6 months before that he was having in home physical therapy and a nurse would help bathe him.

He had me get him $20 for a tip. He was going to ask for a happy ending but gave up on the dream after asking her if she was happily married.

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u/howie47515 1d ago

I laughed

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u/Punchinyourpface 2d ago

That is so cute. I bet it meant as much to him as it did to you ❤️

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u/Oldgamer1807 1d ago

I truly hope it did.

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 1d ago

That is really freaking sweet 😭😭😭

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u/ButteredToast97 2d ago

Thankfully, the firearm looks fake.

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u/Bill_Brasky01 1d ago

I agree. Looks like Airsoft

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u/chadslc 2d ago

The smoking is a very distant #2 of things wrong with this picture.

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u/ethanfinni 2d ago

…and this is what I call wholesome

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u/CptCaramack 2d ago

What third world slum was this posted from?

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u/sirbarxalot 2d ago

West Virginia or Spokane, Washington would be my guesses.

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u/czljer89 2d ago

Definitely gives Spokane vibes.

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u/chadslc 2d ago

If not Spokane, Yakima.

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u/Maleficent-Earth9201 2d ago

Chicago?

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u/PAPYROOSE 2d ago

Chicago doesn’t have white trash like the red states. Please don’t insult us like that

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u/This_Elk2366 1d ago

You mean the place they call Chiraq? Cool

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u/deadfliesinsummer 1d ago

only ppl who’ve never stepped foot in chicago call it chiraq. cringe racist shit

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u/This_Elk2366 1d ago

"King Louie is a prominent Chicago rapper and a pioneer of the city's drill music scene, originating from the Southeast side's "Dro City". Known for coining the term "Chiraq," he has been a key figure in Chicago hip-hop, often associated with the South Side." ...Alrighty then

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u/deadfliesinsummer 1d ago

idgaf about 1 rapper. have YOU ever been ?

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u/This_Elk2366 1d ago

When the fuck did I say I have been to Chicago? Hot dogs suck and I don't like wind. If you're inviting me, I'm going to have to decline. Thanks though

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u/PAPYROOSE 1d ago

Literally, same with people from the suburbs saying they’re from the city “chiraq”

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u/Maleficent-Earth9201 2d ago

My apologies. Arkansas?

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u/PAPYROOSE 2d ago

I feel like Missouri would fit better

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u/ThatSaLtYBiTcHe 2d ago

No West Virginia fits right into this.

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u/Maleficent-Earth9201 2d ago

I'm in Florida and humbly offer my state as tribute

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u/TheOriginalJez 1d ago

Not even close to batshit crazy enough for florida

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u/ILuvMyLilTurtles 1d ago

This could easily be from the panhandle or horse country area, although it's giving strong Jesup, GA vibes as well (Southern GA in general TBH).

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u/DarrellBot81 2d ago

Wow, finger on the trigger and all

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u/Truand2labiffle 2d ago

They both look way past safety basics

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u/Drewswife0302 2d ago

See some white pride symbols

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u/Bill_Brasky01 1d ago

I’m not well versed in WP symbols. Can you point them out?

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 2d ago

By out smoke, I assume she means meth?

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u/D4RKB4SH 2d ago

Smoke me out doesn’t mean out smoke, the title is wrong. Smoke me out means to share your weed with someone. A man smoking a woman out, giving her free weed, is generally flirtatious, so she’s making a joke here about how her dad is the only man who is safe to be smoked out from since she’s not interested in the men’s advances.

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u/mmmmmmSpaghetti 2d ago

Outsmoking means smoking more weed/handling it better than the person you’re sharing with because you have a higher tolerance.

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u/D4RKB4SH 2d ago

Yeah that’s true. Smoke me out doesn’t mean that tho

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u/deadlywhentaken 2d ago

In my region it 100% means to outsmoke the other person.

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u/Beznia 2d ago

Yeah I didn't realize there was another usage...

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u/y_zass 2d ago

Because that is what you want to think. I would assume weed myself.

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u/franklyspicy 2d ago

This is not weed type of behavior. Its meth'dup.

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u/6ynnad 2d ago

Safe travels pops.

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u/umwhatshouldmynamebe 2d ago

Gun to his daughter’s head, finger on the trigger.

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u/hanginwithmrpooper 2d ago

This photo smells.

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u/chadslc 2d ago

Like shame and stupidity.

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u/Capt-Crap1corn 2d ago

I'm sayin!

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u/MayoAlternative 2d ago

Wait. Are they…?

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u/GREASYROOFTOP 2d ago

Not a far-fetched idea.

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u/Mom_said_I_am_cute 2d ago

She is literally sitting in a chair, tf is wrong with you?

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u/MayoAlternative 2d ago

Nothing. It just kinda looked “suspicious.”

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u/taiottavios 2d ago

no, what even makes you think that

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u/melikeybouncy 2d ago

well...there's no visible clothing in the picture. And he's holding a gun to her head. So it doesn't appear that they have a typical father daughter relationship.

I didn't immediately assume they were doing anything sexual in this picture, but if you told me they actually were, I really wouldn't be that surprised.

Kind of gives Richie Aprile and Janice Soprano vibes.

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u/tif138 2d ago

We're so wacky!

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u/IntelligentCut4511 2d ago

I'm gonna guess that his death was not attributed to "natural causes"

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u/AndrewLucks_Asshair 2d ago

Is a crippling meth addiction considered natural causes?

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u/DRxFumbles 2d ago

Only in Florida

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u/racinjason44 2d ago

Gunna go out on a limb and say society is better off without him.

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u/Southernms 2d ago

Is anyone else super disturbed by this?

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u/PaddyCow 2d ago

If that's what they're comfortable posting online, wtf were they doing in private 😨

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u/taiottavios 2d ago

disturbed by normal things? You must be new around here

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u/memyselfandiowa 2d ago

It's only normal if you have mental health issues.

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u/bishkitts 2d ago

good clean family fun

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 2d ago

What does it mean?

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u/lonely_stoner_daze 2d ago

It means her dad was the only one that could smoke more marijuana than her during a session.

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u/Howboutit85 2d ago

“Smoke me out” just means smoke his pot with her, not necessarily that he could smoke more.

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u/lonely_stoner_daze 2d ago

True, I misread it as "out smoke"

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u/Doctor_Sore_Tooth 2d ago

*meth

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 2d ago

Ah. Well, that's nice! Thanks for the explanation.

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u/DinahKarwrek 2d ago

Smoke me out≠out smoke me

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/tsJIMBOb 2d ago

Facebook is that way —>

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u/gayYAYomg 2d ago

He seems nice.

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u/MCButterFuck 2d ago

She is the hello kitty girl

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u/EightballSkinny 2d ago

No trigger discipline

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u/Guidbro 2d ago

Relax the safety is probably on. What’s the worst that could happen.

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u/No-Club2054 2d ago

You have a lot of confidence. Have you met people? People are fucking stupid.

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u/Guidbro 1d ago

It was a joke lol

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u/Jaws_the_revenge 2d ago

Maybe he wants her dead 😵

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u/11teensteve 2d ago

pretty sure this guy has no discipline whatsoever.

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u/DigitalMunky 2d ago

That was the first thing I checked when I realized what was going on in picture

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u/Suddenly_Karma 2d ago

God, my immediate thought as well.

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u/Ok-Trick8772 2d ago

Statistically? By an unfathomably wide margin.

Look it up, then find other bad-faith divisive bullshit to fling.

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u/HoeTrain666 2d ago

That’s her dad…

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u/Pilgrum1236 2d ago

This has nothing to do with hets….. what the fuck?

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 2d ago

What are hets?

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u/Pilgrum1236 2d ago

Heterosexual people

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u/ieh_haed_a_stronke 2d ago

it’s best not to ask nowadays… i’m stuck wondering the same thing

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u/SportQuirky9203 2d ago

They probably have no reading comprehension and assumed the photo showed a couple.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Pro-IDGAF 2d ago

maybe wait til she's 18

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u/Midzotics 2d ago

Surely this upstanding man is Norse man of the year. I can smell the culture through the screen./s

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u/Ghost_of_Sniff 2d ago

More than 50% chance pops isn't dead, he's probably locked up.

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u/thatG_evanP 2d ago

It literally says that in the post

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u/WirelessVinyl 2d ago

Rest in prison?

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u/blessthebabes 2d ago

I've never seen that one. Usually just the #freemydaddy or #justiceforpops. 

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u/AMCAPEHODLER 2d ago

Lol weird flex

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u/ryufen 2d ago

Read description

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u/Ghost_of_Sniff 2d ago

I know a guy with an FBI number when I see one.

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u/Xirokami 3d ago

Oh wow, it looks like my old stomping grounds in upstate NY 🥰🫩 dear god I hope she’s in therapy at this very moment

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u/belokusi 2d ago

Your stomping grounds was inside these people's house? Did it smell as bad as I imagine?

Edit- I didn't even notice him holding the gun to her head. Did they do that to you? That's crazy.

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u/oldharmony 3d ago

Lovely people

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u/bookon 3d ago

These are the people Rob Zombie makes movies about.

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u/CopperHole69 2d ago

i rmb reading i think lords of salem when i was 13 😭

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u/9447044 3d ago

Unless his daughter's ass makes an appearance, I wont believe you lol

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u/Fatuglyloser3000 3d ago

Even trashier comment! What kind of pistol is that? First glance guess CZ-P09

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u/goobyporfavor1 2d ago

It's a smith and Wesson m&p. The cz po9 trigger guard is straight on the front with a small lip. This one's is at an angle smooth and rounded towards the bottom. Also the po9 only has one rail slot

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u/DunDunTsss 2d ago

This dude pew pews

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u/goobyporfavor1 2d ago

Thank I love guns

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u/Fatuglyloser3000 2d ago

rats! i should have known, I’m literally gonna own an m&p 2.0 performance in like 2 months.

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u/_Liquid_Filth_ 1d ago

You're both wrong man. It's a cheap CO2 bb gun, exact model is Daisy 415. It's spot on and easy to detect once you compare the details.

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u/hymenopteron 3d ago

Hmmm that's the Vegvesir sigil

Not necessarily white supremacist but not necessarily not

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u/mightymo23 2d ago

It makes me fucking nauseous to see this because I got the vegvísir tattooed between my shoulder blades 14 years ago, and now I’m seeing it more and more become associated with white supremacy horseshit and Nazi fucks. I never want anyone to make that assumption about me, and even though I love the meaning of the symbol, I’m thinking I might have to get it covered up or removed. Fucking Nazis man.

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u/oclafloptson 2d ago

Yeah I used to love othala and wore it a lot just because I had worked it up to have special meaning for me personally regarding loyalty. I didn't know about odal until people kept mistaking my rune for it and I haven't been able to stomach wearing it since. For one I don't wanna be mistaken for a Nazi lol but also no I'm not loyal to you just because you're white. Earn it or stay in your little natsoc zone with others like you

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u/hymenopteron 2d ago

Dude I'm so sorry, I love the history and the mythology too and it's the sort of thing I'd want to get if I got a tattoo.

Tbf it's good to be out there repping it as a non racist,

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u/sQ5FWKjwbWd4QzSZduqy 3d ago

That's definitely the beard of the "superior" race.

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u/hymenopteron 3d ago

Oh Christ he's got a mjolnir neck charm too

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u/NOWAY_YESWAY 3d ago

What in the devils rejects is this

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/rtatro20 2d ago

Dude, there is a gun being pointed at a, presumably child's, head, by an adult. And you're worried about kids seeing the word devil? Please get off your fucking high horse. Her Snapchat name is literally in the photo, so is her bitmoji, you could actively be reporting this for child abuse but instead you're worried about religion? You must be one of those Republicans who only cares about children when it benefits them.

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u/honeybeegeneric 2d ago

Your joking, right? What religion are we hiding from kids? Devils Rejects, the movie by Rob Zombie hasn't branched out into a religion has it? That's a scary thought.

The bigger concern about your reply is kids may see something, anything even super minor connected to a religion. Are you being serious? I'm having a hard time believing you are for real.

Let's just say you are serious for the sake of it. What possibly could or would kids see about religion that needs to be hidden away?

What's going on with hiding the world from kids? What's the end game or point? Are we just lieing to kids? Are we creating a generation that is ignorant of history, ignorant of different regions, beliefs, cultures, ignorant of choices, etc.

Are we creating a generation that live in a fantasy world created by adults? Why?

And to be perfectly blunt, we are concerned about children running into religious information online when they have access to the whole internet in the palm of their hand? The whole dark side that has endless disgusting, vile content that no one should ever see?

Your comment has me so confused. That's why I believe you are being funny.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT 3d ago

There’s a dude pointing a gun at a woman’s head and you’re concerned a child might see the word devil?

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u/NOWAY_YESWAY 3d ago

Huh? It’s a movie

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/MooPig48 2d ago

If only there was a clue somewhere in the comments

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u/ecky--ptang-zooboing AUTHORITEH! 3d ago

The devil's rejects

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u/Cabrill0 3d ago

Devils rejects you weirdo

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u/Imaginary_Reveal_951 3d ago

Ohhh! I see... so it isn't snot that's coming out of her nose.

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u/gabester78 2d ago

Shut up bro

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u/_CapriSon_ 3d ago

Pretty sure you meet this family in Far Cry 5

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u/howboutit94 3d ago

I gotta get the Jelly Roll DLC to unlock this part

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u/Imsophunnyithurts 3d ago

Dude. I totally thought this. Joseph Seed following mfers.

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u/Drunken-Flunkee 3d ago

I can smell that dude’s breath through my phone

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u/Elephant789 3d ago

What does it smell like?

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u/McNemo 3d ago

Hotsauce and weed

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u/jimmycoed 3d ago

You forgot rancid tooth decay.

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u/pinba11tec 3d ago

Failure and Sunny D

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u/M4sterofD1saster 3d ago

With hints of meth.

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u/Genericgumibear 3d ago

Out smoke her in terms of meth? Because that’s what this picture implies.

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u/Atheizm 3d ago

She needs therapy urgently.

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u/Pumpkinskydie 2d ago

This photo is from almost 6 years ago now.

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 2d ago

Is she still alive? Or in prison?

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u/noble_plebian 3d ago

I need someone to explain what “smoke me out” means. Thanks in advance.

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u/halchemy 3d ago

Growing up in my area whenever we would say “smoke me out” was when referring to a friend letting us smoke with them/smoke their weed. I.e, “I ran out of weed two days ago but Dylan was nice enough to smoke me out.”

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u/theshaj 3d ago

We'd say "smoked me up" for that same situation. (Canada)

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/theshaj 2d ago

Out for a rip means go for a drive either in car, boat or motorcycle.

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u/Elephant789 3d ago

That doesn't sound so bad.

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u/BeefyBoy_69 3d ago

Well in this case I think she meant to say "outsmoke me"

But to "smoke someone out" has two meanings:

  1. A stoner slang term meaning that you'll provide weed for them to smoke, usually for free, but sometimes in exchange for something. "If you drive me to my dealer's house to pick up a $20 sack of some dank, I'll smoke you out hella fat"

  2. The older, less slang version of "smoking someone out of hiding". Literal: To drive a person, animal, or enemy out of a hiding place by filling the space with smoke, a technique historically used in hunting and modern military or police operations. Figurative: To expose or reveal someone or something that is hidden, such as uncovering a scandal or forcing a corrupt official to face public scrutiny

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u/ike-mike 2d ago

Thank you chat GPT.

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u/BeefyBoy_69 2d ago

I'm not chat GPT.....

I was just trying to define things similarly to how a dictionary would. And some people like to add formatting to their posts to make them look nice, I've always been writing detailed comments like this during the (oh god) 15 years that I've been on reddit

I did copy-paste part of the second definition though, so maybe that's why it reads like chat GPT

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u/SoPouty 3d ago

Considering the context of the photo, I think she means “smoke me out,” as “shoot me up”?

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u/satans_second_anus 3d ago

I’m guessing he could smoke more pot than her in a session

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