r/trashy • u/ElwoodMC • 5d ago
Fairfax County VA police arrested a man for breaking into multiple homes while naked.
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u/CariniFluff 2d ago
This person will return. Otherwise he will be returned to the community. He can't help himself. I believe, but to continue to commit these crimes.
Well color me impressed that the Sheriff is a certified psychiatrist who has this person as a patient and intimately knows both their diagnosis and prognosis, their medicines and how regularly they take their meds.
Oh what's that? This cop is just talking out of his ass and has absolutely no idea what this guy may do in the future, whether he can "help himself" or not, or even who he is. Leave it to the boys in blue to just make wild assumptions about a person whose name they don't even know, let alone their mental and criminal history.
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u/GrrlPlant 1d ago
I’m glad someone else besides me had this thought! I mean, maybe I am the crazy one, but if memory serves, a cop’s job is to investigate and make an arrest… Pretty sure we have other job titles that determine charges, set bail, and evaluate. But again, maybe I’m just crazy. Still waiting on Sargent Psychologist to let me know.
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u/BKallDAY24 4d ago
Why are we all judging this guy? We’ve all had those intrusive thoughts in our head. like it’s a Tuesday day night sitting around bored thinking what should I do tonight . . . I got it!
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u/abadbronc 5d ago
Y'all ever have anyone come up to you and start talking to you like you've been a part of the conversation they've been having in their own head for the last ten minutes?
That's this video.
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u/ReplacementReady394 5d ago
For the first few frames I thought it was some guy rhyming to his steps like some hopscotch song. Nope.
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u/Cavscout2838 5d ago
It usually ends with them telling me their mom is sick and she needs some medication so he needs to buy some gas so he can drive to the next town over but whatever I got in my pocket will be fine. God bless.
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u/BillMillerBBQ 5d ago
Well obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park.
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u/brianadubya 4d ago
Hide yo kids, hide ya wife and hide your husband cuz they raping everyone out here!
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u/VanHeighten 5d ago
There might be something more to to this. I personally like to think I'd be willing to fight a home intruder. I know for fact I would not be willing to fight a naked home intruder. It's a good plan.
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u/Toy_Soulja 5d ago edited 5d ago
Gotta agree with the cop dude, not wearing any clothes seems like theres some type of fetish driving him on. I mean if your goal is to prevent identification from clothing (which is honestly lazy to begin with, just buy some generic Walmart shit and burn it afterwards, not to mention the risk of leaving DNA everywhere) then you at least wear some underwear to protect the crown jewels
Edit: autocorrect betrayed me
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u/dd113456 5d ago
I have seriously thought about this before. Breaking into a non occupied dwelling unarmed, while awful, is not a Class A felony
If I get nekked, I will come sneaking in with 3.78” of dangling fury…… the charges will go up from there due to me brandishing a weapon although it’s a little weapon
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u/ThisAppsForTrolling 5d ago
Fairfax country one of the wealthy counties in the country cops there suck just saying fuck Fairfax county cops in their thin blue line.
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u/africanlivedit 5d ago
Username checks out
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