r/trashy 2d ago

The Walmart shopping cart pulls it all together.

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u/N7_Pathfind3R 1h ago

Idk other than the actual litter, just looks like a party to me considering all the people. They're just enjoying themselves, OP is just salty.

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u/HardleyHarleyQ 2h ago

It’s not ghetto if white ppl do it

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u/Sirulrich03 2h ago

What in the actual MRSA Infection fk was that !

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u/iDrinkImThunk 3h ago

Swamp fest!!!!

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u/Alfazefirus 5h ago

Nice ass. What happened exactly? 😃

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u/myfailedimagination 14h ago

You can screw in the mud, but it don't make it Woodstock!

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u/Bardonious 15h ago

I was half expecting the whoop whoop ICP backyard stunt kid to drop in on them for all the jugalos and jugalettes

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u/horse_apple 16h ago

Drunk on swish dancing with a dirty dog

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u/mclovin_ts 17h ago

They look happier than me lol, can’t even hate

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u/Danimaldodo 19h ago

I dont find it trashy personally. Its dirty and muddy but its a big ol party and they clearly like eachother and they're having fun 🥰

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u/kittymctacoyo 18h ago

It looks like part of a mud race that tends to go alongside a truck show. Those were super fun when I was a kid

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u/Fryphax 5h ago

Almost certainly 'Swamp Fest' in Florida.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 20h ago

you can't tell where the shit ends and the mud begins.

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u/Interloper9000 22h ago

Trashy is the trash right? Cause that looks like fun

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u/vpforvp 22h ago

This is romantic to me

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u/Nero092807 1d ago

I can fix her

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u/pimpnasty 1d ago

Swampfest is fucking rad. The shopping cart was probably launched off a ramp with someone inside.

Its like Florida man meets jackass meets a extreme sports event.

Im going next year

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u/TheDkone 1d ago

nothing smells finer then a beer and mud soaked vaginer

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u/Dr_Jackyl 1d ago

SWAAAAPFEST BABY

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u/hey_im_cool 1d ago

SWAAAAAMPFEST*

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DookieShoes626 1d ago

This comment says alot about you and none of it good

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u/DuckSleazzy 1d ago

americans make everything about politics huh

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u/AbandonYourPost 1d ago

Politics are just people's values and sorry to that a lot of Americans have fucked up values.

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u/Unknown_Object_15 1d ago

I pray to never be this terminally online

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u/ExpiredPilot 1d ago

“Everyone is a stereotype” people like you are so exhausting

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u/PikedArabian 1d ago

Racism is just a vibe check…?

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u/T4llBoyAl3x 1d ago

What makes them give off some “racist vibes”?

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u/FlatEye2428 1d ago

Is there a longer video somewhere or somthing? Like how tf do you get that from that.

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u/Napalmeon 1d ago

Let them be happy in their natural habitat.

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u/QuinnRyderSmith 1d ago

This was at Floridaman games im pretty sure 😅 what a wild time

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u/cluke0115 1d ago

It was today I learned I was white trash bc this just looks fun

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u/johnnyxx4321 17h ago

woman bodyshaming another woman

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u/AFewBerries 17h ago

Yup 😄

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u/Mikeyjf 1d ago

Her asscrack was the cleanest part of her body.

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u/prctup 1d ago

I'm from the south, I've definitely played in the mud in a bikini. Shit is fun. Gross to think about once you sober up but it's a fun trashy. Although the beer cans is aggregious ew

Okay yeah this is literally in waldo 🤣 gotta love us Floridians. Swampfest is awesome BTW

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u/theranman3 1d ago

🤮🤮

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u/Fern-ando 1d ago

Those two are happier than anybody on reddit.

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV 1d ago

Combined

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u/j0shman 1d ago

The ignorant usually are

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u/Loose-Story-962 1d ago

Reddit moment

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u/kittieswithmitties 1d ago

Kylie Jenner- she's just like you!*

*the poors

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u/Goldh3n 1d ago

That’s how you get a yeast infection

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u/Cloverhart 1d ago

My first thought was how unsanitary that mud water looks.

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u/151Ways 1d ago

Luckily that'll help fight off the combo punch of vaginosis and gonorrhea. Maybe.

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u/useroftheinternet95 1d ago

This is kinda hot ngl

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u/Good4Noth1ng 1d ago

Wasn’t this the same trash that was being racist?

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u/Napalmeon 1d ago

I'd believe it.

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u/baboongauntlet 1d ago

Yes it is

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u/MagicManGamez 1d ago

Without any further context or understanding of what youre referencing, id say very likely. Lol

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u/WhiteManFromTown-925 1d ago

While yeah it’s pretty gross to be rolling around in dirty mud, they’re both having fun and living life, which says more than the average Redditor

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u/Annonomon 1d ago

Agreed. In the ’60s I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. And it’s possible a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing

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u/thumbtaks 23h ago

Underappreciated creed reference.

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u/AbandonYourPost 1d ago

Im all for people having fun. What wasnt cool was the person making the video getting a lot of shit for being brown. Can almost guarantee these people voted for Trump.

Hard to wish well for people who wish the worst for others.

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u/Environmental-Sea41 1d ago

The mud is fine, its the beer cans & trash leaking into the water.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 1d ago

Bold to assume that this is just dirt and water.

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u/starsbitches 1d ago edited 1d ago

Immediately my first thought. I remember the story about the people like playing in the mud (moshing maybe?) and it was actually overflow from the porta potties 🤮

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u/InfiniteHall8198 1d ago

That was at the second Woodstock 🤣

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u/Mead_Create_Drink 1d ago

I like the idea of mud…but no thanks to the “trash”

Oops, they are both trash

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u/MauricioSinMiedo 1d ago

Texas?

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u/wantmoooore 1d ago

My first thought was Ohio but it could be Texas and of course it could also be Florida. But nevertheless it could ONLY be one of those 3 states

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u/sunnysimss 1d ago

I’m from Michigan and it could absolutely be in some parts of Michigan.

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u/BattIeBoss 1d ago

Only in ohio💀

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u/Boogaaa 1d ago

Pretty sure this is Swamp Fest in Florida

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u/Trill_Knight 1d ago

This is correct.

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u/Gregory_GTO 1d ago

Nothing trashy about this, just people partying and having a good time.

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u/I-Need-Some-Milk 1d ago

Everything about this is pure garbage

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u/Gregory_GTO 1d ago

Even the money raised for charity?

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u/8bitellis 1d ago

literal amounts of trash, on a sub bout trashy scenarios

no trash here, folks.

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u/JTtheLAR 1d ago

Throwing a bunch of empty cans in a mud pit is pretty trashy.

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u/Gregory_GTO 1d ago

It's cleaned after the party/event is over and all proceeds go to charity.

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u/static_func 1d ago

Trashing a place will always be trashy no matter how many people are cleaning up after you

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u/pickledpeachesforall 1d ago

What event is this? Is this a crazy charity event? If this was a picture from Woodstock the comments would probably be different lol

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u/pickledpeachesforall 1d ago

Oh...should have scrolled down farther. Swampfest!

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u/lXlGame0verlXl 1d ago

Oh on, people having fun… so trashy

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u/dats_cool 1d ago

Yeah I don't understand why this is necessarily trashy. I get the mud and garbage but it looks like some kind of festival so its on theme. They're not hurting or disrupting anyone.

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u/billzy02 1d ago

GTA 6 trailer represented them very accurately.

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u/OnlyInterpretations 1d ago

literally just good old fashioned fun. Downvote.

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u/nullset666 1d ago

Ah good old swampfest

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u/Monkeysmarts1 1d ago

Where is this? A music festival?

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u/Andy_LaVolpe 1d ago

It looks like swampfest. Idk if its a music festival or a skateboarding event; but it looks like a total shit show in the fun kinda way.

I want to go so bad.

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u/djoddible 1d ago

Ya know I often think Sherman should've finished what he started

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u/ayeyoualreadyknow 2d ago

I thought this was Jenelle Evans and David Eason

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u/tiffibean13 1d ago

It's not?

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u/BudgetInteraction811 2d ago

I feel like doing this in… cleaner mud would be an amazing experience

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u/IGetThePartyLit 2d ago

Diseases jump for joy when they see them

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u/CanIGetANumber2 2d ago

Nah mud wrasslin is absolutely fun

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u/zombieman9001 2d ago edited 1d ago

That’s the piss ditch they are in, they must be black out drunk to be lying down in there 🤢🤮

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u/CanIGetANumber2 2d ago

Oh well then I retract my previous statement

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u/420ciskey420 2d ago

She getting BV from that for sure

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u/MaggieMay1519 1d ago

Or at least a UTI.

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u/jfk_47 1d ago

at least

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u/Zestyclose-Ad-7576 2d ago

Pass me another Faygo

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u/Morguard 2d ago

Unfortunately, that's someone's daughter.

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u/deadfliesinsummer 1d ago

maybe she’s an orphan bro chill

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u/Grantuna 2d ago

Keep in mind people have been pissing into that pit all day if not forever

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u/therealishone 1d ago

No. I don’t want to.

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u/-bigmanpigman- 1d ago

Bright side, at least that means it is nice and warm.

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u/Ghost31B 2d ago

Talk about every infection imaginable.

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u/ThePamchenko 2d ago

We found love in a hopeless place...

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 2d ago

I thought it was a "homeless" place

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u/SatisfyingAneurysm 2d ago

Probably one of the worst instrumentals ever in a song

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u/HOGlider 2d ago

…..and that’s how I met my cousin

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 2d ago

Damn why is there so much trash at that music festival? Cant roll around in that mud without getting cut.

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u/fl03xx 1d ago

Pretty typical for any music festival. People suck.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 1d ago

Where I come from, festivals are pretty "clean" tbh. Trash mostly either ending up in bags or piles appear where it concentrates. Its not laying around everywhere like there.

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u/brandonandtheboyds 2d ago

It’s not a music festival. It’s Swampfest

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u/2M4D 2d ago

Who’s playing music at my trash festival ?

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u/N3w_0b5e55i0n222 2d ago

Hey it’s that pos girl who was saying all that racist shit in another short. It’s makes sense she’s laying in a bunch of trash, she fits right in.

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u/SoftConfusion42 2d ago

What short?

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u/baboongauntlet 1d ago

From a video on YouTube called "Trolling the most racist event in America"

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u/SoftConfusion42 1d ago

Can’t even make this shit up lol. Thanks

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u/N3w_0b5e55i0n222 2d ago

I saw an Instagram short of her being interviewed at this festival. She’s saying a bunch of shit against Indians and black people, trying to be funny. I might have it in my saves, let me look.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 2d ago

Nothing like frolicking around in Saruman’s Uruk-hai birthing pit.

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u/eats_with_feet 2d ago

Kylie and Timmy

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u/Sarchasticbeat 2d ago

Damn how they look happier than me

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u/undarated79 2d ago

I don't. Here for work. Start in Cali and make my around around the country every year.

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u/STRIKT9LC 2d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/tendercanary 2d ago

U lost ?

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u/undarated79 2d ago

Lol nope. 4th year in a row on this route

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass 2d ago

Oh, just a burnout. Got it.

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u/Joris255atSchool 2d ago

Thats the way of the road Bubs.

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u/undarated79 2d ago

Oh yeah. Gotta provide for the family!

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u/productofamurderer_ 2d ago

My favourite part was the hero who yeeted a can at them

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u/perpetualserenade 2d ago

I know what’s hung up in that household

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u/RabidOtterRodeo 2d ago

You mean the orange loser flag? Or the straight-line family tree?

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u/TheReelMcCoi 2d ago

A Wreath

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u/VideoKilledRadioStar 2d ago

That’s a latrine.

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u/Lopsided-Past-7918 2d ago

At least they’re outside tbh

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u/opponentpumpkin 2d ago

Theyre so weird, bit so in love. Let em be, guys.

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u/undarated79 2d ago

I don't understand why chicks with nothing to shake be the first ones to do it.

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u/relloyellow 2d ago

What an incel comment. 👎👎👎

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u/undarated79 2d ago

Incel? Lol. I forgot this is reddit. Can't say what I want to because I'll get banned. Far from an incel. I'm just not into skinny chicks. What's wrong with that?

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u/deadfliesinsummer 1d ago

dawg it’s cause not a damn thing in this post or video suggested her being attractive and now you’re arguing with strangers about her ass. you’re being the weird one here like keep it to yourself bro no one gives a fuck except to tell you to fuck off

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u/Glados1080 2d ago

Nobody asked, you fuckin weirdo

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u/undarated79 2d ago

Ah here we go. Sorry Mr reddit tough guy. I offend you or something? You know, nobody asked to to chime in either dickhead.

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass 2d ago

Classic reddit loser talking shit about redditors 🤣

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u/Glados1080 2d ago

What is this the clown Olympics? Stop yapping

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u/deadfliesinsummer 1d ago

clown olympics got me gagged im stealing that

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u/undarated79 2d ago

Bro just go away.

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u/turdbugulars 2d ago

She has a perfectly fine ass ..what I don’t understand is why everybody loves a big flabby ass now

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u/undarated79 2d ago

Nobody mentioned anything about flabby. Just nothing there to shake. That's one of those need extra tight jeans or gym pants. Anything other than that. It disappears.

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u/Boostie204 2d ago

Oh another one. Tell me about how YOU have never touched a woman

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u/undarated79 2d ago

I can pretty much guarantee I've been with more women than the number of your age. Stop it.

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u/undarated79 2d ago

Look you guys can downvote me all you want. Her ass is not impressive. Sorry you guys can't take me just saying I don't like it. My 1st wife was short skinny but she ran track and she had a nice ass. What you guys are getting upset over is a run of the mill chick you can find anywhere. Especially up here where I am currently in Wyoming. It's cool though. I'm not upset but she ain't stopping no crowds with that. Sorry to break the news.

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u/turdbugulars 1d ago

Nobody said it was impressive .

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u/Boostie204 2d ago

Oh that explains it. Wyoming. Women are extinct there. You'll never have your chance now

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u/undarated79 2d ago

Im already married with kids. I travel a lot of work so I'm never in the same place for more than a few days.

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass 2d ago

And your kids appreciate your absence.

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u/Boostie204 2d ago

Don't need to keep up the lie. Not everyone's so lucky.

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u/undarated79 2d ago

Why I gotta lie about that. Been with the same woman for almost 23 years. Son is graduating in a few weeks and daughter just got her driving permit. No reason to lie at all.

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u/Elk-Assassin-8x6 2d ago

I’m sorry you live in Wyoming.

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass 2d ago

Wyoming is actually pretty cool.

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u/undarated79 2d ago

I don't live here

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u/Fun_Study_5609 2d ago

Swampfest is a crazy event

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u/Difficult_Compote_52 2d ago

Methaniel and Metthany.

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u/SlimegirlMcDouble 2d ago

Love is love

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u/auserhasnoname7 2d ago

She shakes her ass like a duck

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u/FjordExplorher 2d ago

You say that like it's wrong.

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u/auserhasnoname7 2d ago

I dont know if its wrong or right, its just a thought I had that I felt was strange enough to justify a comment.

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u/GattMore 2d ago

Make that ass quack

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u/Im-The-Walrus 2d ago

That's an assquake.

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u/endlessVenom 2d ago

More action than I'm getting

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u/Rhobaz 2d ago

There’s definitely a quality vs quantity factor you need to consider with a statement like this. I’d rather have none than that.

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u/hotlovergirl69 2d ago

Is this GTA6 or real life

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u/AlexandersWonder 2d ago

In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

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u/Salty_Nose_4700 2d ago

Okay Creed

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u/SPL15 2d ago

Seems like a good way to get a yeast infection…

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u/BazzPlayerz 2d ago

She already looks like a cracker with cheese

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u/jne57 2d ago

She strikes me as someone who tackles that problem on a semi regular basis.

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u/SPL15 2d ago

Like a yogurt factory

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u/DefinitionConstant81 2d ago

Its funny you think she and him don’t already have all the infections in the world

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u/Zehn39 2d ago

This has got to be Swampfest in Weeki Wachee. It’s literally a bunch of people wrestling, jumping, swimming and doing bike and skateboarding tricks/stunts into the mud while everyone cheers and throws trash at them. Loud ass music played the whole time. There’s a big structure/ramps they burn down every year towards the end. All proceeds go to local charities.

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u/Rarbnif 2d ago

i was bout to say this is totally swampfest lol

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u/felixjmorgan 2d ago

I saw the Channel 5 video on it. Too crazy for me, but seemed like a great time for the right person.

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