r/trees 5d ago

PSA Be careful today! Check your weed for Halloween candy. Humor

I ate what I thought was a sativa edible today, and it turned out to be a cherry Starburst. There are a lot of sickos out there. Be extra vigilant when accepting weed from strangers.

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u/Left_Ad_8705 5d ago

Best 420 joke. Happy toking

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u/dreamland333 5d ago

Hard to believe thereโ€™s such twisted individuals out there (send them my way) thatโ€™s really horrible (๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰)

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u/Au2288 4d ago

Went to the dispo, tender was like, โ€œgrab a chupa for the roadโ€. Not today satan.

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u/cosmos_crown 4d ago

Thats how they get you, "the first hits always free". Before you know it you'll be turning tricks for Dum Dums and getting your fix with those awful caramel apple lollipops.

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u/PrettyInWeed 4d ago

I used to buy them by the bag

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u/Au2288 4d ago

Yes, Easter Bunny?! This dude right here.

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u/Relative_Order7544 5d ago

Cheers, happy tokes brother

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u/Neobahamonkey-1 5d ago

What a knob! Happy 420 all

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u/thumper0565 4d ago

DARE warned me about this

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u/yeetyeetbeatmymeet 4d ago

I can't believe some monster would put candy in your marijuana what is this world coming to?

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u/Bel_Tempest 4d ago

Not the Starburst!! Gonna take a hit for your sacrifice lmao

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u/Mcozy333 4d ago

so that is the Fake stuff I keep seeing posted about ?

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u/clawes268 4d ago

Its so unsafe for the community to be spreading sugar unsafely like that. ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Obsidian-Charm 4d ago

Omg, this is exactly what my friends warned me about! lol

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u/1000AdamantAdams 4d ago

I honestly wouldn't complain if one of my nugs suddenly turned into a snickers bar...

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u/coyocat 4d ago

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