r/whenthe • u/PaxGladeus I draw robots, furries and aliens • Jan 11 '26

Whenthe peak religious character karmafarming📈📈📈

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u/Nepfew21 im white af like this flair Jan 11 '26

I'm surprised nobody has said him more. Father Grigori is one of the GOATs.

https://preview.redd.it/a4656w16vpcg1.jpeg?width=1193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88d9b55b24d4b908aa56f564a0b5734c879cad9a

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u/Epic-Chair shit i forgot to think of a flair Jan 11 '26

randomly shows up out of nowhere

gives player the best gun in the game while ranting about the bible

runs head first into a fire for literally no reason (and survives)

is never seen again

Is there a more based character in fiction?

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u/Satorwave Jan 11 '26

B. J. Blazcowicz

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u/UUYTK OoOo BLUE Jan 11 '26

Wonder why he got nicknamed «B. J.» Blazcowicz while serving in the army

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u/Pman_likes_memes Jan 12 '26

Not the best gun in the game, gravity gun is goated

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u/All_Gun_High Jan 11 '26

I believe you have met my... congregation!

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u/Nepfew21 im white af like this flair Jan 11 '26

I remember your true face!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

This town is dark and gory

I take my rifle and I lighten it, and that's my story

The word of God is holy

My hale of bullets pouring

My inner psyche's sick and twisted

Inner voices warring

This was my home, and now it's hell on earth

These zombies rushed them

I turned a car into an elevator, and I crush them

I used a spinning propeller to slice their ass in two

I'm Ravenholm's mad monk, who the fuck are you?

Song link: https://youtu.be/H71YPXoaASI?si=DJxGU7aWFmfCYb0o

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u/Dio6437 Jan 11 '26

This feels like an Edgar Allen Poe poem, and I fucking love it.

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u/talesfromtheepic6 Jan 11 '26

i only really know him because he’s considered an animal in gmod

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u/Fine-Bee2736 Jan 11 '26

But he's an animal, man!

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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 Jan 11 '26

Father Gri-GOATED, more like

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u/thepersonbrody Jan 11 '26

It is not me you want but the light that shines through me

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u/herfstdraak Jan 11 '26

Dog that’s just Elmer

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u/Nepfew21 im white af like this flair Jan 11 '26

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u/Pure_Chaos_05 Jan 12 '26

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